BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:447@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20230607T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20230607T233000 DTSTAMP:20230623T080059Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/1411/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1411 - South Hams Brewery DESCRIPTION:The words according to Overshot\nThe P Words-\nHash 1411: 7th J une 2023 -South Hams Brewery\, Stokeley Barton- Hares A Bit of Ruff and Li ttle Chef.\n\nPlaudits and Praise must be given to the Hares\, A Bit of Ru ff and Little Chef\, who managed to organise a P*** Up in a Brewery for th is weeks Hash. I was having my doubts to the organisation of the Pizza’s in a brewery as only two orders had been received on the Penultimate day before the deadline. A late plethora of orders saved the day as everyone w anted a Pizza’ the action\, although Dimwit complicated matters by throw ing Pineapple and Ham into the mix which wasn’t on the original menu. Go olie confusing matters further by making an order thinking it was for the Summer Solstice\, he was corrected\, and the order removed as he was in It aly\, presumably eating Pizza. He apologised citing it was his age. We all know he is losing a pizza’ his mind and that he is well Pasta it.\nWGAS was hoping it would be a hot\, cold\, wet and dry hash so he could have a ‘four seasons’ in one hash pizza.\n\nEnough of the Prologue and on to the night’s Proceedings.\nI was Perturbed that there was no No Principl es\, Pimples\, Pye\, Piddler\, Piltdown Man\, Pony Shafter and Pocket Rock et (though he had a good excuse as was revising) but I was very pleased th at Penny Pinching Puffer\, Pugsley\, Paul the Physio (needs a name\, bad a nkle) and Plenty of Plympton Prancers were present for P-Up.\n\nAfter our GM’s usual poor pun at the circle up\, Rizzo pronounced it was very spec ial day in that it was Know Nuts birthday (real name Peter Perfect or some thing double P) and that he would now be able to collect his Pension. As t here was no certainty he would last the night it was decided to sing him t he birthday song there and then. Two ‘chocolatiers’ virgins\, Rita and Chris were introduced bought along by Mr Softy. Rita was going to do the walk but decided she spent too much time with her husband and ran off on t he shorts…… actually she is still out there. Chris is deeply concerned and has put a bounty up for her safe return. So if you hear any wispas ab out her whereabouts please let him know. There will be lots of celebration s when she returns.\n\nThe hares introduced the plan for the hash\, promis ed a walkers 2\, short 3 and Long 5.5 miles and that the route had been pi voted halfway through laying it to run in the other direction. I was soon to learn that the reason was to avoid doing half the same route the last t ime A Bit of Ruff laid a hash… (but I remembered\, you fooled everyone e lse but not me)!\n\nOff we plodded with Lactaster and Dirty Nights FRB’i ng by predicting the route to Stokenham as they had walked the opposite wa y to the hash and had seen the trail earlier (adopting a Re Entry pre hash scouting tactic). They were soon to be pushed aside by Fast Buck who proc laimed he knew where he and the hash was going as it was in his Parish and knew they way. He got to the first check and ran the wrong way!!\n\nThe h ash was a picture-perfect route inland and back along the coast with Start Point Light house as a backdrop\, for which Little Chef mistook as a ship .\n\nOn the hash Mr Softy tripped over a check in the bluebell woods and s wore so much that his son Ice Ice Baby decided to leave him and do the sho rt instead.\n\nDimwit and Wetspot (the ‘pranksters’) decided to tormen t the poor Whisperer by running just in front of him and remaking all the checks and sending him the wrong way each time to make him work a little b it extra. It wasn’t all bad as I believe Little Chef and her petite pace s had laid the false trails quite short. Whisperer ordered two pizzas to r ebuild his strength afterwards to make up for all his extra perseverance. The pranskers (joined by WGAS) didn’t end there though and at the on dow n proceeded to drink the hare’s beer and eat his pizza replacing with ke tchup bottles\, cutlery and anything else they could get the hands on.\n\n Olive presumed\, seeing a couple walking with beers in their hands\, that they were a beer stop\, after pinching their pints she was chased after by them down the footpath. It took them one second to catch up and wrestle t heir beers back. After the shock of being caught Olive had to charge herse lf up with the defibrillator in Torcross.\n\nLittle Chef had taken on the Principle Designer role of Planning the hash and to make sure it was safe\ , Hence the numerous crosses up the path from Beesands stopping us running off Precipices and through barbed wire on to Private Land. Plympton would have laid crosses and left to out better judgement\, better safe than sor ry I guess.\n\nOther than Cowpat and Vindaloo doing the long and Gary Glit ter doing something to a tree\, Lazy Git Peeing Plenty on the hash and Hal f Hard running very hard\, there was nothing else to report.\n\nThe RA for the night GHR\, who was very well prepared and performed the tonuge twist er Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers\, twice (it was either tha t or a dirty joke). Initiated a birthday song to Little Chef\, Thanked the brewery and awarded the following down downs.\n\nA Bit Of Ruff and Little Chef - The Hares.\nOlive who nominated Filth\nGary Glitter\nWetspot and D imwit - The Pranksters\n\nOn On to Wrangaton\, On On Over................. ..........shot\n\nPiddler Piper picked a peck of pickled Pimples\, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Pudsley picked\; If Penny Pinching Puffer picked a peck of pickled Pye\, Where’s the peck of pickled Pocket Rocket pepper s Plenty of Plympton Prancers picked? - The words according to Overshot\nT he P Words-\nHash 1411: 7th June 2023 -South Hams Brewery\, Stokeley Barto n- Hares A Bit of Ruff and Little Chef.\n\nPlaudits and Praise must be giv en to the Hares\, A Bit of Ruff and Little Chef\, who managed to organise a P*** Up in a Brewery for this weeks Hash. I was having my doubts to the organisation of the Pizza’s in a brewery as only two orders had been rec eived on the Penultimate day before the deadline. A late plethora of order s saved the day as everyone wanted a Pizza’ the action\, although Dimwit complicated matters by throwing Pineapple and Ham into the mix which wasn ’t on the original menu. Goolie confusing matters further by making an o rder thinking it was for the Summer Solstice\, he was corrected\, and the order removed as he was in Italy\, presumably eating Pizza. He apologised citing it was his age. We all know he is losing a pizza’ his mind and th at he is well Pasta it.\nWGAS was hoping it would be a hot\, cold\, wet an d dry hash so he could have a ‘four seasons’ in one hash pizza.\n\nEno ugh of the Prologue and on to the night’s Proceedings.\nI was Perturbed that there was no No Principles\, Pimples\, Pye\, Piddler\, Piltdown Man\, Pony Shafter and Pocket Rocket (though he had a good excuse as was revisi ng) but I was very pleased that Penny Pinching Puffer\, Pugsley\, Paul the Physio (needs a name\, bad ankle) and Plenty of Plympton Prancers were pr esent for P-Up.\n\nAfter our GM’s usual poor pun at the circle up\, Rizz o pronounced it was very special day in that it was Know Nuts birthday (re al name Peter Perfect or something double P) and that he would now be able to collect his Pension. As there was no certainty he would last the night it was decided to sing him the birthday song there and then. Two ‘choco latiers’ virgins\, Rita and Chris were introduced bought along by Mr Sof ty. Rita was going to do the walk but decided she spent too much time with her husband and ran off on the shorts…… actually she is still out the re. Chris is deeply concerned and has put a bounty up for her safe return. So if you hear any wispas about her whereabouts please let him know. Ther e will be lots of celebrations when she returns.\n\nThe hares introduced t he plan for the hash\, promised a walkers 2\, short 3 and Long 5.5 miles a nd that the route had been pivoted halfway through laying it to run in the other direction. I was soon to learn that the reason was to avoid doing h alf the same route the last time A Bit of Ruff laid a hash… (but I remem bered\, you fooled everyone else but not me)!\n\nOff we plodded with Lacta ster and Dirty Nights FRB’ing by predicting the route to Stokenham as th ey had walked the opposite way to the hash and had seen the trail earlier (adopting a Re Entry pre hash scouting tactic). They were soon to be pushe d aside by Fast Buck who proclaimed he knew where he and the hash was goin g as it was in his Parish and knew they way. He got to the first check and ran the wrong way!!\n\nThe hash was a picture-perfect route inland and ba ck along the coast with Start Point Light house as a backdrop\, for which Little Chef mistook as a ship.\n\nOn the hash Mr Softy tripped over a chec k in the bluebell woods and swore so much that his son Ice Ice Baby decide d to leave him and do the short instead.\n\nDimwit and Wetspot (the ‘pra nksters’) decided to torment the poor Whisperer by running just in front of him and remaking all the checks and sending him the wrong way each tim e to make him work a little bit extra. It wasn’t all bad as I believe Li ttle Chef and her petite paces had laid the false trails quite short. Whis perer ordered two pizzas to rebuild his strength afterwards to make up for all his extra perseverance. The pranskers (joined by WGAS) didn’t end t here though and at the on down proceeded to drink the hare’s beer and ea t his pizza replacing with ketchup bottles\, cutlery and anything else the y could get the hands on.\n\nOlive presumed\, seeing a couple walking with beers in their hands\, that they were a beer stop\, after pinching their pints she was chased after by them down the footpath. It took them one sec ond to catch up and wrestle their beers back. After the shock of being cau ght Olive had to charge herself up with the defibrillator in Torcross.\n\n Little Chef had taken on the Principle Designer role of Planning the hash and to make sure it was safe\, Hence the numerous crosses up the path from Beesands stopping us running off Precipices and through barbed wire on to Private Land. Plympton would have laid crosses and left to out better jud gement\, better safe than sorry I guess.\n\nOther than Cowpat and Vindaloo doing the long and Gary Glitter doing something to a tree\, Lazy Git Peei ng Plenty on the hash and Half Hard running very hard\, there was nothing else to report.\n\nThe RA for the night GHR\, who was very well prepared a nd performed the tonuge twister Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppe rs\, twice (it was either that or a dirty joke). Initiated a birthday song to Little Chef\, Thanked the brewery and awarded the following down downs .\n\nA Bit Of Ruff and Little Chef - The Hares.\nOlive who nominated Filth \nGary Glitter\nWetspot and Dimwit - The Pranksters\n\nOn On to Wrangaton\ , On On Over...........................shot\n\nPiddler Piper picked a peck of pickled Pimples\, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Pudsley picked\; If Penny Pinching Puffer picked a peck of pickled Pye\, Where’s the peck of pickled Pocket Rocket peppers Plenty of Plympton Prancers picked? 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