BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:43@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20160420T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20160420T230000 DTSTAMP:20160521T155255Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1021/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1021 - Red Lion Inn DESCRIPTION:HEREWITH THE WORDS FOR HASH 1021\, Dittisham according to Traff ic Jam….\n\nGary Glitter &\; Traffic Jam were having a senior moment when they set off for the Hash tonight .. they were heading for Strete!! ( All the more embarrassing as the Run List was firmly tucked under TJs arm) . Luckily\, a spring chicken in the form of The Jerk put them straight\, a nd Gary Glitter’s satnav then went into overdrive to get the merry trio to Dittisham on time.\n\nClear skies and a chill in the air brought the pr omise of fab fab views across the estuary. Visiting Hashers .. Miss Direct ions &\; Bobby Long Hare from Washington DC were introduced\, along wit h Gobby Ball and a guest appearance from the much revered founder member\, Ollie\, Stung Down Under said very little about the trail\, except that the Strava measurement for the Short was 4.8 miles! What!!?? 4.8 miles!!!\ n\nShe had to be joking! Strava wasn't ☹\n\nActually\, it was a gorgeous trail .. lots of checks\, incredible views\, and the Longs were treated t o a sweet run down to the waters edge and back up again .. that'll teach t hem! The locals were accused of coming out with their dustpans and sweepin g away the Walkers trail .. but they were soon cheered up by the appearanc e of a bag of sweeties to share. We found an SS in the woods\, and suspect ed that we'd come across a Super Short .. but no\, it was the Sweetie Sto p. The Jerk commented that it's not often that people are glad to see Trou ghie in the woods with a bag of sweets! Someone squealed on DimWitt and Wh isperer\, the Lycra-clad lovelies\, who were both reluctant to do the chec king and were seen playing a weird form of Rock\, Paper\, Scissors .. wher e no-one explained the rules to Whisperer.\n\nRizzo (AKA Annabel) in an at tempt to save herself from getting muddy running shoes\, swung like a monk ey from a tree\, broke the branch\, and landed fair and square in the mud .. ha ha! The theme for the evening was\, of course\, George &\; the Dr ag Queen\, in honour of the upcoming St Georges Day\, so it wasn't surpris ing that Barbie turned into our very own knight in shining armour\, produc ing a torch as we were still out in the dark\, on the Shorts\, at 9pm! (ju st slightly ironic\, then\, that Barbie had plugged in Barbarella’s torc h all day long\, but hadn’t switched on the electricity socket. But even that doesn’t explain how Barbarella and Low’t’arse managed to get l ost – Ed)\n\nWhat an interesting experience the Red Lion proved to be. I f anyone asked for Tribute\, the barmaid disappeared off in the direction of the shop and returned with a tray full of pints\, one of which was tipp ed down the front of Ivy'strousers. Random customers seemed to be roped in for pulling pints .. it was all rather haphazard. (Is this one of those C ommunity Pubs? Yes – it’s a Care in the Community Pub! – Ed) RA\, Th e Jerk\, was chuffed to discover that we had a horny-thologist in our mids t .. Squashed Balls\, who apparently knows his tits from his choughs!\n\nS tung Down Under and her new beau were dressed magnificently as Drag Queens \, and Filth &\; Gary Glitter as St George &\; the Dragon .. prizes were awarded.\n\nDown Downs were given to the Hares\, Stung Down Under &am p\; Cowpat. To Miss Directions &\; Bobby Long Hare .. ooh .. I've forgo tten who else .. another senior moment! Whisperer for cheating and paper\, scissors &\; stone. And finally birthday wishes were sung for Troughie &\; (Her Majesty – Ed) the Queen (God bless ‘er – Ed).\n\n[wpfil ebase tag=file id=471 /]\n\nStrava Fly Bys - HEREWITH THE WORDS FOR HASH 1 021\, Dittisham according to Traffic Jam….\n\nGary Glitter &\; Traffi c Jam were having a senior moment when they set off for the Hash tonight . . they were heading for Strete!! (All the more embarrassing as the Run Lis t was firmly tucked under TJs arm). Luckily\, a spring chicken in the form of The Jerk put them straight\, and Gary Glitter’s satnav then went int o overdrive to get the merry trio to Dittisham on time.\n\nClear skies and a chill in the air brought the promise of fab fab views across the estuar y. Visiting Hashers .. Miss Directions &\; Bobby Long Hare from Washing ton DC were introduced\, along with Gobby Ball and a guest appearance from the much revered founder member\, Ollie\, Stung Down Under said very lit tle about the trail\, except that the Strava measurement for the Short was 4.8 miles! What!!?? 4.8 miles!!!\n\nShe had to be joking! Strava wasn't ☹\n\nActually\, it was a gorgeous trail .. lots of checks\, incredible v iews\, and the Longs were treated to a sweet run down to the waters edge a nd back up again .. that'll teach them! The locals were accused of coming out with their dustpans and sweeping away the Walkers trail .. but they we re soon cheered up by the appearance of a bag of sweeties to share. We fou nd an SS in the woods\, and suspected that we'd come across a Super Short .. but no\, it was the Sweetie Stop. The Jerk commented that it's not oft en that people are glad to see Troughie in the woods with a bag of sweets! Someone squealed on DimWitt and Whisperer\, the Lycra-clad lovelies\, who were both reluctant to do the checking and were seen playing a weird form of Rock\, Paper\, Scissors .. where no-one explained the rules to Whisper er.\n\nRizzo (AKA Annabel) in an attempt to save herself from getting mudd y running shoes\, swung like a monkey from a tree\, broke the branch\, and landed fair and square in the mud .. ha ha! The theme for the evening was \, of course\, George &\; the Drag Queen\, in honour of the upcoming St Georges Day\, so it wasn't surprising that Barbie turned into our very ow n knight in shining armour\, producing a torch as we were still out in the dark\, on the Shorts\, at 9pm! (just slightly ironic\, then\, that Barbie had plugged in Barbarella’s torch all day long\, but hadn’t switched on the electricity socket. But even that doesn’t explain how Barbarella and Low’t’arse managed to get lost – Ed)\n\nWhat an interesting expe rience the Red Lion proved to be. If anyone asked for Tribute\, the barmai d disappeared off in the direction of the shop and returned with a tray fu ll of pints\, one of which was tipped down the front of Ivy'strousers. Ran dom customers seemed to be roped in for pulling pints .. it was all rather haphazard. (Is this one of those Community Pubs? Yes – it’s a Care in the Community Pub! – Ed) RA\, The Jerk\, was chuffed to discover that w e had a horny-thologist in our midst .. Squashed Balls\, who apparently kn ows his tits from his choughs!\n\nStung Down Under and her new beau were d ressed magnificently as Drag Queens\, and Filth &\; Gary Glitter as St George &\; the Dragon .. prizes were awarded.\n\nDown Downs were given to the Hares\, Stung Down Under &\; Cowpat. To Miss Directions &\; B obby Long Hare .. ooh .. I've forgotten who else .. another senior moment! Whisperer for cheating and paper\, scissors &\; stone. And finally bir thday wishes were sung for Troughie &\; (Her Majesty – Ed) the Queen (God bless ‘er – Ed).\n\n[wpfilebase tag=file id=471 /]\n\nStrava Fly Bys CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Red Lion Inn The Level\, Dittisham\, Devon\, TQ6 0ES GEO:50.3839353971576;-3.6032716137694933 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Level\, Dittisham\, Dev on\, TQ6 0ES\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Red Lion Inn:geo: 50.3839353971576,-3.6032716137694933 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20160327T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR