BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:36@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20160511T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20160511T230000 DTSTAMP:20160516T132445Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1024-fishermans-rest/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1024 - Fisherman's Rest DESCRIPTION:HEREWITH THE WORDS FOR HASH 1024\, Aveton Gifford according to Viz (with a little help from her friends) :-\n\n The Hash assembled on a warmish evening\, a hopeful harbinger of balmy summer nights to come? You r intrepid reporter was dutifully filling in for the Invisible Woman\, who \, as usual\, was nowhere to be seen. \n\nTwo local virgins revealed their identity Sarah and ? (Speak up U-bend) \n\nBarbarella asked for any spare Sainsbury Vouchers to support her good works. Piltdown Man relayed an inv itation from Taunton Hashers to run with them over the bank holiday weeken d.\n\nHare of the evening Jerk smiled knowingly\, explained a complicated system of check-backs\, then blatantly lied. Dead-Man-Walking absolved him self of route responsibility mumbling something about just being a bitch a nd frisky bullocks?? (Is that medically possible\, or perhaps I should cha nge my hearing aid battery) \n\nThe balmy night soon turned to a barmy one \, as the very first dot led straight into and across the river. So gainin g those cunning hares the record for “Fastest soaking of an entire hash ”. (The Splash-hash award perhaps?)\n\nThings could only get wetter\, as squelching noisily past the pub various FRB’s searched vainly and in co nfusion for a dry route. Predictably\, none was found and hashers turned t roglodytes as they crawled commando-style through a very-narrow\, very-wet \, culvert. \n\nMany of the more senior hashers diverted around the obstac le\, (Hekkel\, Jyde\, Gomez\, Morticia\, you know who you are) leaving the ir more youthful running mates wishing they had packed their water wings a nd spare underwear. The Blue-ladies (Turqs?) were particularly plucky\, so hats off to you chaps!\n\nMore mud and mayhem was to follow culminating i n the slower hashers swimming for their lives against the incoming tide. O r so they said\, because your intrepid reporter was by now busy reviewing the ales at the Fisherman’s Rest. Hereinafter therefore\, in that fine t radition of tabloid journalism\, I will simply report hearsay as true fact and hope Lord Leveson is busy this week.\n\nWhisperer was left stuck in t he mud. Dead-Man-Walking was required to rescue Squashed Balls. (By boat?) Flage-no-lay did something unspeakable with a towel belonging to Rent-Boy .  Something equally unspeakable was done to an Aubergine. (Was this lega l?) Piddler exposed his whatever in the car park. (Does he know about the covert camera?) IVF managed to stampede the frisky bullocks. (Is that a eu phemism?)  Spotty Botty got all competitive and elbowed Overshot\, Steve Coe style. (Those boys simply have too much energy)\n\nA birthday dirge wa s sung to Jelly Baby (still looks 21) and Topshelf (still thinks he looks 21) Down-downs were duly awarded to U-bend for bad hurdling technique and Whisperer for his 300th T-shirt. Beer and praises for hares and good wishe s to the pub. \n\nDoris arrived safely back by 9.30pm thus making it by de finition a very well laid hash. And so said all of us! \n\nThe final words must go to our newbie-of-the-night Sarah\, who was heard to say\, “I’ m wet\, bruised and lacerated\, so I’ll certainly be coming again!” \n \nOn On to Kingston\, warmer nights and\, more importantly\, warmer rivers ! \n\n \;\n\n[wpfilebase tag=file id=476 /] - HEREWITH THE WORDS FOR H ASH 1024\, Aveton Gifford according to Viz (with a little help from her f riends) :-\n\n The Hash assembled on a warmish evening\, a hopeful harbin ger of balmy summer nights to come? Your intrepid reporter was dutifully f illing in for the Invisible Woman\, who\, as usual\, was nowhere to be see n. \n\nTwo local virgins revealed their identity Sarah and ? (Speak up U-b end) \n\nBarbarella asked for any spare Sainsbury Vouchers to support her good works. Piltdown Man relayed an invitation from Taunton Hashers to run with them over the bank holiday weekend.\n\nHare of the evening Jerk smil ed knowingly\, explained a complicated system of check-backs\, then blatan tly lied. Dead-Man-Walking absolved himself of route responsibility mumbli ng something about just being a bitch and frisky bullocks?? (Is that medic ally possible\, or perhaps I should change my hearing aid battery) \n\nThe balmy night soon turned to a barmy one\, as the very first dot led straig ht into and across the river. So gaining those cunning hares the record fo r “Fastest soaking of an entire hash”. (The Splash-hash award perhaps? )\n\nThings could only get wetter\, as squelching noisily past the pub var ious FRB’s searched vainly and in confusion for a dry route. Predictably \, none was found and hashers turned troglodytes as they crawled commando- style through a very-narrow\, very-wet\, culvert. \n\nMany of the more sen ior hashers diverted around the obstacle\, (Hekkel\, Jyde\, Gomez\, Mortic ia\, you know who you are) leaving their more youthful running mates wishi ng they had packed their water wings and spare underwear. The Blue-ladies (Turqs?) were particularly plucky\, so hats off to you chaps!\n\nMore mud and mayhem was to follow culminating in the slower hashers swimming for th eir lives against the incoming tide. Or so they said\, because your intrep id reporter was by now busy reviewing the ales at the Fisherman’s Rest. Hereinafter therefore\, in that fine tradition of tabloid journalism\, I w ill simply report hearsay as true fact and hope Lord Leveson is busy this week.\n\nWhisperer was left stuck in the mud. Dead-Man-Walking was require d to rescue Squashed Balls. (By boat?) Flage-no-lay did something unspeaka ble with a towel belonging to Rent-Boy.  Something equally unspeakable wa s done to an Aubergine. (Was this legal?) Piddler exposed his whatever in the car park. (Does he know about the covert camera?) IVF managed to stamp ede the frisky bullocks. (Is that a euphemism?)  Spotty Botty got all com petitive and elbowed Overshot\, Steve Coe style. (Those boys simply have t oo much energy)\n\nA birthday dirge was sung to Jelly Baby (still looks 21 ) and Topshelf (still thinks he looks 21) Down-downs were duly awarded to U-bend for bad hurdling technique and Whisperer for his 300th T-shirt. Bee r and praises for hares and good wishes to the pub. \n\nDoris arrived safe ly back by 9.30pm thus making it by definition a very well laid hash. And so said all of us! \n\nThe final words must go to our newbie-of-the-night Sarah\, who was heard to say\, “I’m wet\, bruised and lacerated\, so I ’ll certainly be coming again!” \n\nOn On to Kingston\, warmer nights and\, more importantly\, warmer rivers! \n\n \;\n\n[wpfilebase tag=fil e id=476 /] CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Fisherman's Rest Fore Street\, Aveton Gifford\, Devon\, TQ7 4JL GEO:50.311954;-3.836579 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Fore Street\, Aveton Giffor d\, Devon\, TQ7 4JL\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Fisherman' s Rest:geo:50.311954,-3.836579 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20160327T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR