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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20170111T193000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20170111T223000
DTSTAMP:20170120T075959Z
URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1062/
SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1062 - Packhorse Inn
DESCRIPTION:About 52 hashers gathered in the railway car park at South Bren
 t.  Overshot gave us the history lesson (yawn) and then it was down to th
 e hares.  All pretty straightforward and off we went although it took som
 e of the longs to get their bearings. It was pretty chilly and the winter 
 gear was out\, hats scarves\, gloves and who knows what Ging Gang was wear
 ing under her leggings.  Did I see a hint of long johns.\n\nIt was uphill
  for the first two miles. Rubbery was heard to say 'Do I not like those h
 ills'  rather like the dearly departed Peter Taylor.  In fact Rubbery wa
 s more expressive than that.  The moorland threw up some hairy apparition
 s\, no\, I am not talking about Barbie.  For example three stallions rear
 ed out of the gloom\, we were warned about them but they were very friendl
 y and seemed please to see us.  On that note Lazy Gits bladder suffered f
 rom the cold.  By a gorse bush he answered the call of nature but like mo
 st men when weeing he was looking at his willy.  He had his head torch on
  and consequently hashers were treated to the illuminated Brent equivalent
  of the Manneken Pis sculpture in Brussels.  Lazygit wants to be careful 
 getting it out in freezing conditions\, he might get a chap on the end of 
 it.\n\nTop marks to Jyde\, he WAS the Ugborough Beacon.  Standing out lik
 e a sentinel with a headlamp rather than a head torch\, he attracted hashe
 rs to his vantage point like moths to a lamp.  You could see him for mile
 s.  Then down we went\, along lanes\, tracks and dales to the valley in w
 hich South Brent nestles. Some interesting facts were to emerge in the Pac
 k Horse Inn\, a new pub for many of us.\n\nIt was Marty s birthday and she
  was given a wine glass which was anatomically correct in the higher regio
 ns of the female body by fellow hasher Marty.  Unfortunately she did not 
 bring it in.  Then we heard that Dimwit opened his wife’s birthday pres
 ent from Ritzo which was moisturiser.  This he applied liberally to his h
 ands before Marty had a chance to use it herself.  Apparently Dimwit alwa
 ys uses moisturiser. after he shaves\, he said it makes his legs lovely an
 d smooth.\n\nThe RA Squashedballs had quite a few things to announce. Capr
 icorns were in abundance and birthday drinks were awarded to Piltdown Man\
 , Marty and the RA himself.  Lazy Git received a down down for bringing a
  new meaning to hash flash.  Heckyl and Jyde the hares also got one and f
 inally\, Ian the virgin\, who shell shocked by the evenings events was int
 roduced to our most sacred ritual.  The pub was thanked. Well done to Hek
 yll and Jyde for a well marked out hash on the foothills of Dartmoor. - Ab
 out 52 hashers gathered in the railway car park at South Brent.  Overshot
  gave us the history lesson (yawn) and then it was down to the hares.  Al
 l pretty straightforward and off we went although it took some of the long
 s to get their bearings. It was pretty chilly and the winter gear was out\
 , hats scarves\, gloves and who knows what Ging Gang was wearing under her
  leggings.  Did I see a hint of long johns.\n\nIt was uphill for the firs
 t two miles. Rubbery was heard to say 'Do I not like those hills'  rathe
 r like the dearly departed Peter Taylor.  In fact Rubbery was more expres
 sive than that.  The moorland threw up some hairy apparitions\, no\, I am
  not talking about Barbie.  For example three stallions reared out of the
  gloom\, we were warned about them but they were very friendly and seemed 
 please to see us.  On that note Lazy Gits bladder suffered from the cold.
   By a gorse bush he answered the call of nature but like most men when w
 eeing he was looking at his willy.  He had his head torch on and conseque
 ntly hashers were treated to the illuminated Brent equivalent of the Manne
 ken Pis sculpture in Brussels.  Lazygit wants to be careful getting it ou
 t in freezing conditions\, he might get a chap on the end of it.\n\nTop ma
 rks to Jyde\, he WAS the Ugborough Beacon.  Standing out like a sentinel 
 with a headlamp rather than a head torch\, he attracted hashers to his van
 tage point like moths to a lamp.  You could see him for miles.  Then dow
 n we went\, along lanes\, tracks and dales to the valley in which South Br
 ent nestles. Some interesting facts were to emerge in the Pack Horse Inn\,
  a new pub for many of us.\n\nIt was Marty s birthday and she was given a 
 wine glass which was anatomically correct in the higher regions of the fem
 ale body by fellow hasher Marty.  Unfortunately she did not bring it in.
   Then we heard that Dimwit opened his wife’s birthday present from Rit
 zo which was moisturiser.  This he applied liberally to his hands before 
 Marty had a chance to use it herself.  Apparently Dimwit always uses mois
 turiser. after he shaves\, he said it makes his legs lovely and smooth.\n\
 nThe RA Squashedballs had quite a few things to announce. Capricorns were 
 in abundance and birthday drinks were awarded to Piltdown Man\, Marty and 
 the RA himself.  Lazy Git received a down down for bringing a new meaning
  to hash flash.  Heckyl and Jyde the hares also got one and finally\, Ian
  the virgin\, who shell shocked by the evenings events was introduced to o
 ur most sacred ritual.  The pub was thanked. Well done to Hekyll and Jyde
  for a well marked out hash on the foothills of Dartmoor.
CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
LOCATION:Packhorse Inn 1 Plymouth Road\, South Brent\, Devon\, TQ10 9BH
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