BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:134@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20171129T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20171129T230000 DTSTAMP:20171205T225609Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1114/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1114 - Cornwood Inn DESCRIPTION:Hash Number 1114\n\nWednesday 29th November (it’s always a We dnesday unless it is Saturday or Sunday)\n\nCornwood Inn at Cornwood\n\n&n bsp\;\n\nWe squeezed our cars into the crowded car park\, but we are not c omplaining as the pub had agreed to host us at very short notice even thou gh it was Quiz Night and we were to be segregated from the intelligencia.\ n\nIt was the coldest night of the season so far and hashers were warmly w rapped in hats\, scarves and gloves as Chief Hare Barbie\, made excuses fo r the trail\, blaming meddling sheep\, hungry cows and Lazy Git for any sh ortcomings.  It was a bit worrying when he said Lazy Git had got lost and had to ‘phone home’ (i.e: Barbie) who talked him back to the village – didn’t know where he was\, but he could see Dartmoor- so that was ok wasn’t it!\n\nThere were to be two long/short splits and a walkers’ t rail. We were not to open any gates and there might be some mud.\n\nOff ar ound the houses for a bit then up a muddy track\, then a bit of road\, the n another muddy track\, then a few fields with mud in.  There were lots o f false trails which caught a few people out as they did not have crosses (Piddler was caught out a few times).  Gomez was concerned when Morticia and Traffic Jam disappeared so went back to find them and show them the ri ght way (such a gent). We dutifully climbed gates and paddled through mud.   Pi met us in a field and directed us through.  I did the ‘short’ s o I have no idea where the rest of the trail went.   But allegedly\, the FRBs\, led by Rear Entry and followed by Overshot\, cut off a substantial part of the trail.  Bell End fell into a dark hole whilst waxing his mou stache. Wet Spot also joined in the hash tonight\, but didn’t stay for t he pub as he had to get back to Cross Dressing. Dirty Oar from TVH got a s plinter in her finger-aaah\, bless.  Bit of Ruff was proudly boasting tha t he did the correct trail tonight (is this a first?)\n\nThe pub was thank ed by RA The Jerk and 200 run tee-shirt awarded to Frenchy who will shortl y be moving avec famille to live in a chateau in the Loire.\n\nand down-do wns awarded to:\n\nBit of Ruff\, Barbie and Lazy Git\, Whisperer\, Dirty O ar\, Rizzo(standing in for Frenchy)\n\n \;\n\nOn-on Cowpat - Hash Numb er 1114\n\nWednesday 29th November (it’s always a Wednesday unless it is Saturday or Sunday)\n\nCornwood Inn at Cornwood\n\n \;\n\nWe squeezed our cars into the crowded car park\, but we are not complaining as the pu b had agreed to host us at very short notice even though it was Quiz Night and we were to be segregated from the intelligencia.\n\nIt was the coldes t night of the season so far and hashers were warmly wrapped in hats\, sca rves and gloves as Chief Hare Barbie\, made excuses for the trail\, blamin g meddling sheep\, hungry cows and Lazy Git for any shortcomings.  It was a bit worrying when he said Lazy Git had got lost and had to ‘phone hom e’ (i.e: Barbie) who talked him back to the village – didn’t know wh ere he was\, but he could see Dartmoor- so that was ok wasn’t it!\n\nThe re were to be two long/short splits and a walkers’ trail. We were not to open any gates and there might be some mud.\n\nOff around the houses for a bit then up a muddy track\, then a bit of road\, then another muddy trac k\, then a few fields with mud in.  There were lots of false trails which caught a few people out as they did not have crosses (Piddler was caught out a few times).  Gomez was concerned when Morticia and Traffic Jam disa ppeared so went back to find them and show them the right way (such a gent ). We dutifully climbed gates and paddled through mud.  Pi met us in a fi eld and directed us through.  I did the ‘short’ so I have no idea whe re the rest of the trail went.   But allegedly\, the FRBs\, led by Rear Entry and followed by Overshot\, cut off a substantial part of the trail.   Bell End fell into a dark hole whilst waxing his moustache. Wet Spot al so joined in the hash tonight\, but didn’t stay for the pub as he had to get back to Cross Dressing. Dirty Oar from TVH got a splinter in her fing er-aaah\, bless.  Bit of Ruff was proudly boasting that he did the correc t trail tonight (is this a first?)\n\nThe pub was thanked by RA The Jerk a nd 200 run tee-shirt awarded to Frenchy who will shortly be moving avec fa mille to live in a chateau in the Loire.\n\nand down-downs awarded to:\n\n Bit of Ruff\, Barbie and Lazy Git\, Whisperer\, Dirty Oar\, Rizzo(standing in for Frenchy)\n\n \;\n\nOn-on Cowpat CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Cornwood Inn The Square\, Cornwood\, Devon\, PL21 9PU\, Devon GEO:50.420318;-3.964434 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Square\, Cornwood\, Dev on\, PL21 9PU\, Devon\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Cornwood Inn:geo:50.420318,-3.964434 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20171029T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR