BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:143@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20171206T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20171206T230000 DTSTAMP:20180713T064301Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1115/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1115 - Tradesman's Arms - Stokenham DESCRIPTION:Small car park at pub\, other parking near by at Church\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1115\, tardy reporting\, according to Dea d Man Walking\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAuspiciously his roya l highness Lord Squash Balls\, RA and Mrs\, enthralled us with his verbal prestidigitation. Mark Anthony\, Churchill\, Martin Luther none of these s prang to mind. Onward and upward the naming ceremony of our newest recruit \, ice ice ice baby\, hooray following much discussion of flavours\nVirgin hash virgin territory virgin records and so on and only one bag of flour: an ecological triumph. Jerk did point out that it’s possible to purchas e waterproof flour from Asda which he uses for home dentistry on occasion. \n\nOne Hasher\, simpleton by nature\, went to the wrong pub\, no names me ntioned ( DMW\, not the first time I might add.)\n\nHow could you cast asp ersions upon the fabled Arso\, purveyor of jokes to the gentry. Incredulou sly with assurances that this was the whole truth I listened to the follow ing story: Running late and Boaty were discussing the ins and outs of of t oys of the naughty kind. After much comparison Boaty confessed that he had been elated by his recent purchase\, £500 he said. My goodness\, what do you get for that said running late. All the accessories\, state of the ar t technology\, a wall charger\, and a battery\,state of the art\, that las ts four hours. Ye gods-what is it? It’s a Dyson V8. I put my pinnie on\, start hoovering\, and she’s on me like a cougar within five minutes.\n \nAt this point we were witness to a remarkably entertaining moment as his Royal squash tennis tried to pronounce the word  For Norman ononon (phen omenon). I’m sure many have seen Nemo trying to say anemone: don’t hur t yourself sprung to mind. SCW short cutting walkers\, Bold as brass and w ithout contrition. Unbelievable.\n\nStupendously balls deep went forth\, c rying "I may be gone sometime" as he added an extra 30K to Longs By Also d oing The a to b. And then he went to the wrong pub.\n\nIn an altercation w ith a bunch of pheasant plucker‘s whisperer took umbrage\, layed down a barrage of covering fire and consequently bagged a brace of birds. Quickly \, quickly he set a fire and roasted them\, feasted and was still able to win the hash. Bravo. Baron von squash balls exclaimed almost aptly“this is an experience that hashers have had”.\n\n200 hashes for Marty\, and n ot a hair out of place.\n\nJohn the meteorologist\, subsequent to the fat prostitute joke\, was named Meaty whore. Traditional and apposite.\n\nOn t he subject of tardy reporting\, Gaffer suggested that behaviourally one i s guilty\, but that it would not be correct to feel existentially challeng ed and therefore feel shame. I would’ve agreed if I’d known what he me ant. Overshot offered to explain and I’m still waiting.\n\nDMW\n\n\n\n\n \n\n - Small car park at pub\, other parking near by at Church\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1115\, tardy reporting\, according to Dead Ma n Walking\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAuspiciously his royal hi ghness Lord Squash Balls\, RA and Mrs\, enthralled us with his verbal pres tidigitation. Mark Anthony\, Churchill\, Martin Luther none of these spran g to mind. Onward and upward the naming ceremony of our newest recruit\, i ce ice ice baby\, hooray following much discussion of flavours\nVirgin has h virgin territory virgin records and so on and only one bag of flour: an ecological triumph. Jerk did point out that it’s possible to purchase wa terproof flour from Asda which he uses for home dentistry on occasion.\n\n One Hasher\, simpleton by nature\, went to the wrong pub\, no names mentio ned ( DMW\, not the first time I might add.)\n\nHow could you cast aspersi ons upon the fabled Arso\, purveyor of jokes to the gentry. Incredulously with assurances that this was the whole truth I listened to the following story: Running late and Boaty were discussing the ins and outs of of toys of the naughty kind. After much comparison Boaty confessed that he had bee n elated by his recent purchase\, £500 he said. My goodness\, what do you get for that said running late. All the accessories\, state of the art te chnology\, a wall charger\, and a battery\,state of the art\, that lasts f our hours. Ye gods-what is it? It’s a Dyson V8. I put my pinnie on\, sta rt hoovering\, and she’s on me like a cougar within five minutes.\n\nAt this point we were witness to a remarkably entertaining moment as his Roy al squash tennis tried to pronounce the word  For Norman ononon (phenomen on). I’m sure many have seen Nemo trying to say anemone: don’t hurt yo urself sprung to mind. SCW short cutting walkers\, Bold as brass and witho ut contrition. Unbelievable.\n\nStupendously balls deep went forth\, cryin g "I may be gone sometime" as he added an extra 30K to Longs By Also doing The a to b. And then he went to the wrong pub.\n\nIn an altercation with a bunch of pheasant plucker‘s whisperer took umbrage\, layed down a barr age of covering fire and consequently bagged a brace of birds. Quickly\, q uickly he set a fire and roasted them\, feasted and was still able to win the hash. Bravo. Baron von squash balls exclaimed almost aptly“this is a n experience that hashers have had”.\n\n200 hashes for Marty\, and not a hair out of place.\n\nJohn the meteorologist\, subsequent to the fat pros titute joke\, was named Meaty whore. Traditional and apposite.\n\nOn the s ubject of tardy reporting\, Gaffer suggested that behaviourally one is gu ilty\, but that it would not be correct to feel existentially challenged a nd therefore feel shame. I would’ve agreed if I’d known what he meant. Overshot offered to explain and I’m still waiting.\n\nDMW\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Tradesman's Arms - Stokenham The Tradesman's Arms\, Stokenham\, De von\, TQ7 2SZ GEO:50.274284;-3.674603 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Tradesman's Arms\, Stok enham\, Devon\, TQ7 2SZ \, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Trade sman's Arms - Stokenham:geo:50.274284,-3.674603 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20171029T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR