BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:151@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20180117T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20180117T230000 DTSTAMP:20180622T115705Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1122/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1122 - Wrangaton Golf Club DESCRIPTION:Run 1122   Wrangaton Golf Club. Hares  Bell End\, Hot Totty and Sticky Bush\n\nAfter last week's balmy weather arranged by MORTICIA an d GOMEZ we were back to the usual winter rubbish\, cold\, wet and windy! S till\, over 40 hardy hashers braved the elements to support the hares on t heir virgin lay.\n\nI parked as close to the clubhouse as possible under s trict instructions from MORTICIA and PUGSLEY. I had\, allegedly\, parked “a half a mile away” last time we were there. Only the disabled bays w ere closer and in to one of those swept THE JERK in his sports car. Appare ntly being disabled isn't always physically obvious.\n\nOVERSHOT called us to order\, a virgin was introduced\, a swimming instructor from Kingsbrid ge that TRAFFIC JAM \, just back from terrorising Canada\, had coerced int o attending. Still\, being able to swim well was useful in that weather! H e seemed so enthusiastic\, water on the brain perhaps?\n\nAnyway after som e blurb by the hares we were off. Within a couple of hundred yards or so w e started to climb uphill. This was extremely punishing as the hill never seemed to end and the wind got stronger and colder so it was not surprisin g that a lot of folk peeled off to the left onto the walkers route. The dr iving rain had obviously got into GING GANGs brain and she forgot that she had agreed to stay with GOOLIE. Hence she was well ahead on the long/shor t whist GOOLIE turned off.\n\nThere was a lot of sodden bog. After that u nderstatement it is easy to report that many hashers descended into it in various ungraceful ways. Three to my knowledge ended up waist deep – JYD E\, BARBIE and NUTCRACKER. SQUASHED BALLS dived into gorse bush though for what reason he didn't make clear. Apparently RUBBBERY also went over land ing on his backside. This was due to his not paying attention whist changi ng the batteries in his torch for the first time in 5 years.\n\nThere was a cracking 'Baileys' stop manned by BELL END. The walkers arrived there so quickly that he hardly had time to set up shop which amazed him but not s o much as HOT TOTTY who was resetting the last bit of trail and found hers elf harassed  by walkers who thought she was leading them home. ”I coul dn't get away from them” she exclaimed.  Last to get to the stop\, just as BELL END had packed away to go\, was VINDALOO and COWPAT. They had got lost again and probably need to be microchipped. BARBARELLA was no better . She had bought a compass along but it was still no help and the sweeping up by STICKY BUSH was labelled 'clueless'.\n\nBack at the on-down the har es proudly announced all had got back safely\, ”we counted 43 out and 45 in”. Doesn't inspire confidence does it? OVERSHOT pronounced himself Th e Winner\, a claim hotly disputed by REAR ENTRY\, JUST HORNY and DIMMERS.   AH SO was caught in the Ladies drying her backside with a hair dryer\, meanwhile in the Gents BARBIE was flapping about for all to see. BARBARELL A was again no better as she had lost her underwear and had gone commando. I saw TWIN BUFFERS wringing out the pull cords of her hoodie. She had bent over her drink not realising that the cords were dangling in it.\n\nREAR ENTRY was guest R.A and managed to get our attention\, he awarded a 500 ru n T shirt to HEKKEL and we sang Happy Birthday (or something very vaguely similar) to MARTY\, THE JERK and \,of course\, COWPAT.\n\nDown Downs were given to:\n\n The Hares – BELL END and HOT TOTTY for a good virgin lay\ , very well marked\n The virgin MALCOLM for insane enthusiasm\n BARBAREL LA for going commando. She tried to nominate but BARBIE did the dirty on h er stating she wasn't driving and had no reason to refuse. Wait 'til she g ot him home....\n COWPAT for being a youthful birthday girl.\n THE JERK for being old and disabled.\n\nThe Club was thanked and it was On On to Ca lifornia Cross.\nOn On\nGOMEZ - Run 1122   Wrangaton Golf Club. Hares  Bell End\, Hot Totty and Sticky Bush\n\nAfter last week's balmy weather ar ranged by MORTICIA and GOMEZ we were back to the usual winter rubbish\, co ld\, wet and windy! Still\, over 40 hardy hashers braved the elements to s upport the hares on their virgin lay.\n\nI parked as close to the clubhous e as possible under strict instructions from MORTICIA and PUGSLEY. I had\, allegedly\, parked “a half a mile away” last time we were there. Only the disabled bays were closer and in to one of those swept THE JERK in hi s sports car. Apparently being disabled isn't always physically obvious.\n \nOVERSHOT called us to order\, a virgin was introduced\, a swimming instr uctor from Kingsbridge that TRAFFIC JAM \, just back from terrorising Cana da\, had coerced into attending. Still\, being able to swim well was usefu l in that weather! He seemed so enthusiastic\, water on the brain perhaps? \n\nAnyway after some blurb by the hares we were off. Within a couple of h undred yards or so we started to climb uphill. This was extremely punishin g as the hill never seemed to end and the wind got stronger and colder so it was not surprising that a lot of folk peeled off to the left onto the w alkers route. The driving rain had obviously got into GING GANGs brain and she forgot that she had agreed to stay with GOOLIE. Hence she was well ah ead on the long/short whist GOOLIE turned off.\n\nThere was a lot of sodd en bog. After that understatement it is easy to report that many hashers d escended into it in various ungraceful ways. Three to my knowledge ended u p waist deep – JYDE\, BARBIE and NUTCRACKER. SQUASHED BALLS dived into g orse bush though for what reason he didn't make clear. Apparently RUBBBERY also went over landing on his backside. This was due to his not paying at tention whist changing the batteries in his torch for the first time in 5 years.\n\nThere was a cracking 'Baileys' stop manned by BELL END. The walk ers arrived there so quickly that he hardly had time to set up shop which amazed him but not so much as HOT TOTTY who was resetting the last bit of trail and found herself harassed  by walkers who thought she was leading them home. ”I couldn't get away from them” she exclaimed.  Last to ge t to the stop\, just as BELL END had packed away to go\, was VINDALOO and COWPAT. They had got lost again and probably need to be microchipped. BARB ARELLA was no better. She had bought a compass along but it was still no h elp and the sweeping up by STICKY BUSH was labelled 'clueless'.\n\nBack at the on-down the hares proudly announced all had got back safely\, ”we c ounted 43 out and 45 in”. Doesn't inspire confidence does it? OVERSHOT p ronounced himself The Winner\, a claim hotly disputed by REAR ENTRY\, JUST HORNY and DIMMERS.  AH SO was caught in the Ladies drying her backside w ith a hair dryer\, meanwhile in the Gents BARBIE was flapping about for al l to see. BARBARELLA was again no better as she had lost her underwear and had gone commando.I saw TWIN BUFFERS wringing out the pull cords of her h oodie. She had bent over her drink not realising that the cords were dangl ing in it.\n\nREAR ENTRY was guest R.A and managed to get our attention\, he awarded a 500 run T shirt to HEKKEL and we sang Happy Birthday (or some thing very vaguely similar) to MARTY\, THE JERK and \,of course\, COWPAT.\ n\nDown Downs were given to:\n\n The Hares – BELL END and HOT TOTTY for a good virgin lay\, very well marked\n The virgin MALCOLM for insane ent husiasm\n BARBARELLA for going commando. She tried to nominate but BARBIE did the dirty on her stating she wasn't driving and had no reason to refu se. Wait 'til she got him home....\n COWPAT for being a youthful birthday girl.\n THE JERK for being old and disabled.\n\nThe Club was thanked and it was On On to California Cross.\nOn On\nGOMEZ CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Wrangaton Golf Club Golf Links Road\, Wrangaton\, Devon\, TQ10 9HJ GEO:50.407774;-3.864095 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Golf Links Road\, Wrangaton \, Devon\, TQ10 9HJ \, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Wrangaton Golf Club:geo:50.407774,-3.864095 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20171029T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR