BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:152@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20180131T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20180131T230000 DTSTAMP:20180622T120303Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1124/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1124 - The Cott Inn DESCRIPTION:The words according to Hot Totty...It was a cold and frosty nig ht and there was a thick layer of ice on my Skoda from an earlier hail sto rm (that's as cool as that car can look). There were several wardrobe malf unctions from the start\; myself with a very broken trainer hanging on by a ‘tread’\, Pimples for having flappy trainers and Morticia for having no clean shoes for afters! B.E\, Rubbery and Ah So came to my rescue\; he lping me fix it pre-run. Rubbery with some blue twine\, ‘carefully’ ti ed up by B.E and Ah So with a hairband!\n\n‘Shortly’ we were away afte r our weekly ‘engrossing’ geographical history lesson from our own GM  Overshot. Hares Boaty Mc Boatface and Sticky Bush had ‘carefully ’ laid a fantastic trail involving passing through a lot of MUD a lot of which smelt like COW POO. Boatygot over protective of his trail and accu sed hashers of SHORTCUTTING.\n\nPiddler was described as a ‘charmer’ by Olive (which NO ONE believed) and the Jerk was no gent\; queue jump ing to go under the barbed wire. Piltdown Man went under FACE DOWN like a new take on limbo - a game for next pre-Christmas Hash Bash?\n\nB.E was off his trolley again\, nearly falling into the road whilst trying to jum p out at Ah So and Pimples and squirting filthy water from his trainer s into Pi’s mouth.Twisted Sister got sucked off in a bog and Rizzo  andPugsley led the virgin ASTRAY and almost did the course twice.\n\nTher e was a virgin RA in the shape of Ah So! Having been nominated by her fe llow hashers and particularly poignant as it was her birthday she did us p roud with a witty ‘Ode to the maturing Harriette’:\n\n“Flage had her birthday and now I have too\n\nIn age we have reached around 42.\n\nThere are things I feel I must warn those harriettes\,\n\nThat follow behind us but havent got here yet.\n\nSo listen up you Turks and Pink Ladies\n\nAnd any girls here in the thirties late stages\n\nThe wrinkles and middle age d spread I can bear\n\nBut what in God’s name is going on with hair?\n\n The places you want it - it starts to turn grey\n\nWhilst thick black ones sprout out of every which way\n\nShave\, wax or pluck\, but they always g row back\n\nAt this rate I’ll be going for a back\, sack and crack!\n\nT here’s a definite slackening in my pelvic floor\n\nI wish I’d kept up with that mantra ‘Through the door…’\n\n3 quickfire sneezes\, then a fail in retention!\n\nI’m\, sure Sushi would also have appreciated this attention!\n\nArthritis sets in\, and sometimes I seize\n\nMy hips are no w grinding\, there’s an ache in my knees\n\nMy eyes won't accommodate\, everything's slower\n\nMy bingo wings flap and my boobs are much lower!\n\ nSo take heed young Harriettes\, listen to me speak\n\nPlease make the mos t of it\, hash every week!\n\nEnjoy all the shiggy\, get down and dirty!\n \nI’ve loved every minute (on and off) since before I was 30!\nMy mid-we ek oasis\, my Wednesday night fun\n\nAs long as I’m able\, I pledge I wi ll run!\nYou’re awesome\, your wonderful \, all of you here!\nNow lets g et on with Down Downs\, bring out the beer!\n\nDown downs were awarded to the hares:\n\n Boaty and Sticky Bush\n Ah So for her 30th Birthday\n Hot Totty for her very broken trainer\n B.E for being a general nuisa nce\, Pi as compensation for the mud squirting\n Pimples for ‘I'm not s ure what’\n Morticia  for forgetting her shoes altogether!\n - The wor ds according to Hot Totty...It was a cold and frosty night and there was a thick layer of ice on my Skoda from an earlier hail storm (that's as cool as that car can look). There were several wardrobe malfunctions from the start\; myself with a very broken trainer hanging on by a ‘tread’\, Pi mples for having flappy trainers and Morticia for having no clean shoes fo r afters! B.E\, Rubbery and Ah So came to my rescue\; helping me fix it pr e-run. Rubbery with some blue twine\, ‘carefully’ tied up by B.E and A h So with a hairband!\n\n‘Shortly’ we were away after our weekly ‘en grossing’ geographical history lesson from our own GM Overshot. Hares  Boaty Mc Boatface and Sticky Bush had ‘carefully’ laid a fantastic trail involving passing through a lot of MUD a lot of which smelt like COW POO. Boatygot over protective of his trail and accused hashers of SHORTC UTTING.\n\nPiddler was described as a ‘charmer’ by Olive (which NO ONE believed) and the Jerk was no gent\; queue jumping to go under the b arbed wire. Piltdown Man went under FACE DOWN like a new take on limbo - a game for next pre-Christmas Hash Bash?\n\nB.E was off his trolley agai n\, nearly falling into the road whilst trying to jump out at Ah So and  Pimples and squirting filthy water from his trainers into Pi’s mout h.Twisted Sister got sucked off in a bog and Rizzo andPugsley led the virgin ASTRAY and almost did the course twice.\n\nThere was a virgin RA in the shape of Ah So! Having been nominated by her fellow hashers and par ticularly poignant as it was her birthday she did us proud with a witty ‘Ode to the maturing Harriette’:\n\n“Flage had her birthday and now I have too\n\nIn age we have reached around 42.\n\nThere are things I feel I must warn those harriettes\,\n\nThat follow behind us but havent got he re yet.\n\nSo listen up you Turks and Pink Ladies\n\nAnd any girls here in the thirties late stages\n\nThe wrinkles and middle aged spread I can bea r\n\nBut what in God’s name is going on with hair?\n\nThe places you wan t it - it starts to turn grey\n\nWhilst thick black ones sprout out of eve ry which way\n\nShave\, wax or pluck\, but they always grow back\n\nAt thi s rate I’ll be going for a back\, sack and crack!\n\nThere’s a definit e slackening in my pelvic floor\n\nI wish I’d kept up with that mantra ‘Through the door…’\n\n3 quickfire sneezes\, then a fail in retentio n!\n\nI’m\, sure Sushi would also have appreciated this attention!\n\nAr thritis sets in\, and sometimes I seize\n\nMy hips are now grinding\, ther e’s an ache in my knees\n\nMy eyes won't accommodate\, everything's slow er\n\nMy bingo wings flap and my boobs are much lower!\n\nSo take heed you ng Harriettes\, listen to me speak\n\nPlease make the most of it\, hash ev ery week!\n\nEnjoy all the shiggy\, get down and dirty!\n\nI’ve loved ev ery minute (on and off) since before I was 30!\nMy mid-week oasis\, my Wed nesday night fun\n\nAs long as I’m able\, I pledge I will run!\nYou’re awesome\, your wonderful \, all of you here!\nNow lets get on with Down D owns\, bring out the beer!\n\nDown downs were awarded to the hares:\n\n B oaty and Sticky Bush\n Ah So for her 30th Birthday\n Hot Totty for her very broken trainer\n B.E for being a general nuisance\, Pi as compe nsation for the mud squirting\n Pimples for ‘I'm not sure what’\n Mo rticia  for forgetting her shoes altogether!\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:The Cott Inn Cott Lane\, Dartington\, TQ9 6HE GEO:50.4415136;-3.70890959999997 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Cott Lane\, Dartington\, TQ 9 6HE\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=The Cott Inn:geo:50.4415 136,-3.70890959999997 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20171029T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR