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UID:153@sh4.org.uk
DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20180207T193000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20180207T230000
DTSTAMP:20180622T120525Z
URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1125/
SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1125 - Fisherman's Rest
DESCRIPTION:It was another cold night\, but dry\, as we circled up in the c
 ar park wondering if we would be making a river crossing\, surely not in t
 his freezing cold weather! Then Dead Man said we had to decide if we were 
 odd or even\, well that was a no brainer as all hashers are odd aren't the
 y? Meanwhile Twisted Sister was looking pristine in her Ugg boots\, no tra
 ce of mud\, or they may have been Mugg boots!\n\nSo off we went down the t
 idal road to find that odds and evens were on some sort of contraflow loll
 ipop through the river\, there were several refusals at this first fence a
 nd many dismounts. But on on we went uphill and down dale to the Fisherman
 's Rest where our esteemed RA The Jerk presided.\n\nIt seems that Wet Spot
  has been profiteering by cashing in on the cold and flu virus selling dou
 ble strength homeopathic drugs to unsuspecting hashers\, so if your local 
 dealer can't supply see Wet Spot in his dark coloured van with tinted wind
 ows. We like a new high!\n\nIt appears that Re-ar Entry ran through severa
 l checks without kicking them out setting of some whining complaints from 
 Overshot and Dimmers\, his defence was that some checks were wrongly kicke
 d out so that's why he never kicks them out\, his defence rests (he needs 
 a new lawyer I think).\n\nChrissy has been coming since September and was 
 due a naming\, it appears she has an aversion to water and puts on friends
  to carry her across\, by popular consent she has been named Bare Back or 
 is that Bear Back\, depends on the season perhaps\, or maybe Baaa Back if 
 she's from Welsh extraction.\n\nWe took a moment to remember Floater who r
 ecently lost her battle with cancer\, very sad.\n\nIt transpires that Gaff
 er was a frequent visitor to this pub\, 4 times a week was not uncommon\; 
 well he is a Plympton hasher they've only just started walking on their hi
 nd legs! It appears he had a reputation for sticking his tongue down girls
  throats\, well\, could be worse I suppose.\n\nPiddler was running on his 
 own\, bleating "no one will run with me". Answers on a postcard\, can be a
 nonymous. He goes in for therapy next week.\n\nDown downs went to the hare
 s\, Deadman and Twisted Sister\, Piddler\, Bare Back and Lazy Git (for som
 e obscure reason).\n\nSo it's on on to the hash bash this weekend and then
  Church House Harberton.\n\nOn on\nLazy Git. - It was another cold night\,
  but dry\, as we circled up in the car park wondering if we would be makin
 g a river crossing\, surely not in this freezing cold weather! Then Dead M
 an said we had to decide if we were odd or even\, well that was a no brain
 er as all hashers are odd aren't they? Meanwhile Twisted Sister was lookin
 g pristine in her Ugg boots\, no trace of mud\, or they may have been Mugg
  boots!\n\nSo off we went down the tidal road to find that odds and evens 
 were on some sort of contraflow lollipop through the river\, there were se
 veral refusals at this first fence and many dismounts. But on on we went u
 phill and down dale to the Fisherman's Rest where our esteemed RA The Jerk
  presided.\n\nIt seems that Wet Spot has been profiteering by cashing in o
 n the cold and flu virus selling double strength homeopathic drugs to unsu
 specting hashers\, so if your local dealer can't supply see Wet Spot in hi
 s dark coloured van with tinted windows. We like a new high!\n\nIt appears
  that Re-ar Entry ran through several checks without kicking them out sett
 ing of some whining complaints from Overshot and Dimmers\, his defence was
  that some checks were wrongly kicked out so that's why he never kicks the
 m out\, his defence rests (he needs a new lawyer I think).\n\nChrissy has 
 been coming since September and was due a naming\, it appears she has an a
 version to water and puts on friends to carry her across\, by popular cons
 ent she has been named Bare Back or is that Bear Back\, depends on the sea
 son perhaps\, or maybe Baaa Back if she's from Welsh extraction.\n\nWe too
 k a moment to remember Floater who recently lost her battle with cancer\, 
 very sad.\n\nIt transpires that Gaffer was a frequent visitor to this pub\
 , 4 times a week was not uncommon\; well he is a Plympton hasher they've o
 nly just started walking on their hind legs! It appears he had a reputatio
 n for sticking his tongue down girls throats\, well\, could be worse I sup
 pose.\n\nPiddler was running on his own\, bleating "no one will run with m
 e". Answers on a postcard\, can be anonymous. He goes in for therapy next 
 week.\n\nDown downs went to the hares\, Deadman and Twisted Sister\, Piddl
 er\, Bare Back and Lazy Git (for some obscure reason).\n\nSo it's on on to
  the hash bash this weekend and then Church House Harberton.\n\nOn on\nLaz
 y Git.
CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
LOCATION:Fisherman's Rest Fore Street\, Aveton Gifford\, Devon\, TQ7 4JL
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