BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:154@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20180214T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20180214T230000 DTSTAMP:20180622T121204Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1128/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1128 - Church House Inn (Harberton) DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\nSo\, I think that only an running organisation dedi cated to false news would nominate to do their official recording  a. som eone who wasn’t present and  b. someone who would be unable to run at a ny point in the proceedings.\nSo I thought I would tell you a little sto ry of my skiing accident.However before that I will make stuff up about t he evening.. The most outstanding incident of the entire evening was reported to be Boaty’s new technicolour dreamcoat. Some say he looked li ke a peacock\, some a traffic cone and others could simply not see him bec ause he hurt their eyes.  Maybe the dazzling was deliberate because he then went on to push Running Late and Rusty Bottom into the stream.\n\nI t seems that overall the hash could be regarded as a success as we – w ell\, they - were all back by 9.50 (Olive (new shoes btw): watch out Barba rella and Lowtarse\, there’s a new kid on the block going for your pos ition of always last back…  Going Down\, the hare\, seemed to adopt B oaty’s technique of laying checks after everyone had gone through and th is may have been connected to our esteemed GM musing that it was definitel y a contender for the most dangerous hash of the year. Now that may or may not be something to aspire to (Committee members note to self and oth ers – there is no insurance for hashers\, only 3rd parties (which to be honest is an unlikely scenario) but the evidence presented for this nom ination would be:\n\n Perilous antics on log bridge over the River of D oom or Brook of Bedlam. Our esteemed GM and RA for the night almost lost his date for the night Dimwit when he was sucked off down the river o nly to rescued by the yet to be named Mr Olive. BTW Willie waver almost got sucked under too but he was nowhere near the stream.\n No that’s it\n\nMoving on\, Gaffer apparently got so over-excited about being in th e same league as Re-entry that he collapsed in the mud (really\, was it really mud???) \, unknowingly lost his Garmin and had to go back to retri eve it at the end of the hash. In the same vein\, Malcolm lost his c ar\, not in the mud but on the road next to the pub.\nOur esteemed O vershot and Parkrun tried to outrun a small deer and Goolie kicked out a c heck and re-routed the brbs (back running bastards) to make it look as t hough he was outrunning everyone. Oh dear.\n\nWe had a virgin Alan to our hash who had already this week indulged in a Haldon hash. Clearly a diplom atic sort as he said it was ‘different’ and left early. He was obvious ly worried about power cuts in such an old fashioned pub as his torch was on and ready\, shining through his rucksack. On other light related news\, Twisted Sister found a lack in her technical ability to turn on her torch despite extensive practice in pushing buttons in her day job.\n\nThanks t o the pub for administering to us amongst the diners trying to enjoy a romantic Valentine’s day dinner\nDown downs were awarded to:\n\nLowtars e or ‘Arse’ she prefers to be called for 400 memorable Wednesday eveni ngs\nGoing Down for admirable haring and complaining about the observati on skills of hashers\nPiddler for commendable haring\nMalcolm for losing h is car\nMr Olive for rescuing Rusty Bottom\nBoaty for being Boaty and blin ding most of the HASH\n\nAnyway\, I can on this occasion blame the pai nkillers for that load of drivel and now back to my skiing accident.  Oww w…    that’s it\n\nJyde 17/2/18\n\n\n\n\n\n - \n\n\n\n\n\nSo\, I th ink that only an running organisation dedicated to false news would nomina te to do their official recording  a. someone who wasn’t present and   b. someone who would be unable to run at any point in the proceedings.\n So I thought I would tell you a little story of my skiing accident.However before that I will make stuff up about the evening.. The most outstan ding incident of the entire evening was reported to be Boaty’s new tec hnicolour dreamcoat. Some say he looked like a peacock\, some a traffic co ne and others could simply not see him because he hurt their eyes.  Maybe  the dazzling was deliberate because he then went on to push Running Lat e and Rusty Bottom into the stream.\n\nIt seems that overall the hash could be regarded as a success as we – well\, they - were all back by 9. 50 (Olive (new shoes btw): watch out Barbarella and Lowtarse\, there’s a new kid on the block going for your position of always last back…  G oing Down\, the hare\, seemed to adopt Boaty’s technique of laying che cks after everyone had gone through and this may have been connected to ou r esteemed GM musing that it was definitely a contender for the most dan gerous hash of the year. Now that may or may not be something to aspire to (Committee members note to self and others – there is no insurance fo r hashers\, only 3rd parties (which to be honest is an unlikely scenario) but the evidence presented for this nomination would be:\n\n Perilous antics on log bridge over the River of Doom or Brook of Bedlam. Our este emed GM and RA for the night almost lost his date for the night Dimwit when he was sucked off down the river only to rescued by the yet to b e named Mr Olive. BTW Willie waver almost got sucked under too but he was nowhere near the stream.\n No that’s it\n\nMoving on\, Gaffer apparen tly got so over-excited about being in the same league as Re-entry that he collapsed in the mud (really\, was it really mud???) \, unknowingly l ost his Garmin and had to go back to retrieve it at the end of the has h. In the same vein\, Malcolm lost his car\, not in the mud but on th e road next to the pub.\nOur esteemed Overshot and Parkrun tried to out run a small deer and Goolie kicked out a check and re-routed the brbs (b ack running bastards) to make it look as though he was outrunning everyone . Oh dear.\n\nWe had a virgin Alan to our hash who had already this week i ndulged in a Haldon hash. Clearly a diplomatic sort as he said it was ‘d ifferent’ and left early. He was obviously worried about power cuts in s uch an old fashioned pub as his torch was on and ready\, shining through h is rucksack. On other light related news\, Twisted Sister found a lack in her technical ability to turn on her torch despite extensive practice in p ushing buttons in her day job.\n\nThanks to the pub for administering to us amongst the diners trying to enjoy a romantic Valentine’s day dinn er\nDown downs were awarded to:\n\nLowtarse or ‘Arse’ she prefers to b e called for 400 memorable Wednesday evenings\nGoing Down for admirable ha ring and complaining about the observation skills of hashers\nPiddler fo r commendable haring\nMalcolm for losing his car\nMr Olive for rescuing Ru sty Bottom\nBoaty for being Boaty and blinding most of the HASH\n\nAnywa y\, I can on this occasion blame the painkillers for that load of drivel and now back to my skiing accident.  Owww…    that’s it\n\nJyde 1 7/2/18\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Church House Inn (Harberton) Church House Inn\, Harberton\, Devon GEO:50.414609;-3.721495 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Church House Inn\, Harberto n\, Devon\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Church House Inn (Ha rberton):geo:50.414609,-3.721495 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20171029T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR