BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:156@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20180228T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20180228T230000 DTSTAMP:20180622T122111Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1130/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1130 - The Beast From The East - Tradesman's Arm s - Stokenham DESCRIPTION:Words for HASH 1130 Trademans Arms Stokenham 28.02.18\n\nThere is a deliberate falsehood in these words who can spot it?\n\nIt really was a wild and windy night when the hardcore of the hardcore of south hams hash harriers (24 in total) gathered outside the Trademans Arms. In a break of tradition and in view of the wind chill factor being -8c th e drink stop was at the beginning Baileys\, or Slippery Nipple (there w ere a lot of frozen nipples there too!).\n\nThe trail had been laid in sa w dust (someone suggested pink flower would have been better) but all cred it to the hares they had lugged enough sawdust around to make very decen t trail on virgin territory that Rusty Bottom had sweet talked the farme r into letting her use.\n\nOf the 24 has hashers\, 5 of which were from Ermington I might add\, 6 did the short\, 5 walked and 15 did the long so the FRBʼs were evident. There were rumours that there was a splinte r group of hashers from Ugborough and Bittaford that did their own thing - could this be the hash equivalent of Brexit?\n\nOut on the trail apar t from fighting the wind (so much wiiiiiiiiiiiind) the main excitement on the short was deer tracks spotted by Simon (Bare Backʼs husband I t hink)\, Mental Mickey politely pointed out a badgers set with very big hol es before the rest of the shorts fell into them and Heckle hashed in a skirt and ‘Nora batty tightsʼ the general consensus was she was losi ng her northern edge and a true northerner would not have worn any tights at all!\n\nOn the longs\, Whisperer needed topping up with alcohol as he was driving an electric car and the battery was low. I am not sure if  the alcohol was so he could breath life into the engine\, or keep him w arm if he broke down. Dimwit kept calling to a hasher in the distance wh o kept turning away before realising it was the light house (the cold w as affecting his brain poor boy). Apparently Bit of Rough should have had local knowledge to help the longs get back quicker but according to Rear Entry he was NO HELP AT ALL\, and Bare Back's husband refused to short cu t at all. Low-T-Arse had been to a hypnotherapist and was convinced she wa s Usain Bolt and beat all the FRBʼs back.\n\nBack in the pub order wa s restored with free chips and ale in a lovely warm pub as acknowledgement of the tremendous feat of the hares for laying the trail\, and the  dedication of the brave few who followed it. You could tell there were not many hashers there as when hash hush was called it went silent (or wa s that because Piddler was absent. Rear Entry did a very good job as stand ing in as RA as neither Squash Balls\, or Goolie were there.\n\nDown Downs went to the hares Overshoot and Rusty Bottom\, and it was her birthday. Running late for 200 runs Dim Wit for calling to the light house and Wh isperer to keep his alcohol levels up.\n\nThank you again to the hares a nd a great virgin lay from Rusty Bottom (the next one will be child’s p lay) and well supported by Overshoot when not slipping on the ice. - Wor ds for HASH 1130 Trademans Arms Stokenham 28.02.18\n\nThere is a delibera te falsehood in these words who can spot it?\n\nIt really was a wild and windy night when the hardcore of the hardcore of south hams hash harr iers (24 in total) gathered outside the Trademans Arms. In a break of tr adition and in view of the wind chill factor being -8c the drink stop was at the beginning Baileys\, or Slippery Nipple (there were a lot of f rozen nipples there too!).\n\nThe trail had been laid in saw dust (someon e suggested pink flower would have been better) but all credit to the ha res they had lugged enough sawdust around to make very decent trail on vir gin territory that Rusty Bottom had sweet talked the farmer into letting her use.\n\nOf the 24 has hashers\, 5 of which were from Ermington I mi ght add\, 6 did the short\, 5 walked and 15 did the long so the FRB ʼs were evident. There were rumours that there was a splinter group of ha shers from Ugborough and Bittaford that did their own thing - could this b e the hash equivalent of Brexit?\n\nOut on the trail apart from fighti ng the wind (so much wiiiiiiiiiiiind) the main excitement on the sho rt was deer tracks spotted by Simon (Bare Backʼs husband I think)\, Menta l Mickey politely pointed out a badgers set with very big holes before th e rest of the shorts fell into them and Heckle hashed in a skirt and ‘Nora batty tightsʼ the general consensus was she was losing her nort hern edge and a true northerner would not have worn any tights at all!\n\n On the longs\, Whisperer needed topping up with alcohol as he was drivin g an electric car and the battery was low. I am not sure if the alcoho l was so he could breath life into the engine\, or keep him warm if he b roke down. Dimwit kept calling to a hasher in the distance who kept turn ing away before realising it was the light house (the cold was affectin g his brain poor boy). Apparently Bit of Rough should have had local knowl edge to help the longs get back quicker but according to Rear Entry he w as NO HELP AT ALL\, and Bare Back's husband refused to short cut at all. L ow-T-Arse had been to a hypnotherapist and was convinced she was Usain Bol t and beat all the FRBʼs back.\n\nBack in the pub order was restored with free chips and ale in a lovely warm pub as acknowledgement of the t remendous feat of the hares for laying the trail\, and the dedicatio n of the brave few who followed it. You could tell there were not many h ashers there as when hash hush was called it went silent (or was that beca use Piddler was absent. Rear Entry did a very good job as standing in as R A as neither Squash Balls\, or Goolie were there.\n\nDown Downs went to t he hares Overshoot and Rusty Bottom\, and it was her birthday. Running la te for 200 runs Dim Wit for calling to the light house and Whisperer to keep his alcohol levels up.\n\nThank you again to the hares and a great virgin lay from Rusty Bottom (the next one will be child’s play) and we ll supported by Overshoot when not slipping on the ice. 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