BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:170@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20180606T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20180606T230000 DTSTAMP:20180609T081951Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1144/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1144 - Thurlestone Parish Hall DESCRIPTION:It was a blue-tiful Summers evening as we circled up in Thurles tone.\n\nFilth\, in her usual manor\, had taken dressing up to another lev el\, and turned up completely blue from head to toe dressed as a fabulous ‘Smurfette’. While Rubbery rocked up in an alternative mode of trans port\, as his Range Rover was back in the garage. Something wrong with the suspension apparently…\n\nObviously inspired by the theme Arso and S ushi couldn’t keep their hands off each other\; hugging\, making eyes\, and groping each other’s bottoms.\n\nOur hare (at this point loosely na med ‘Mr Olive’) stood up to describe the hash:\n\n A ‘Port of late heritage’ for the walkers – did he mean this was for the old?\n An ‘Albarino’ for the shorts – reassuringly dry.\n And a ‘Rioja’ f or the longs – full bodied and somewhat hard going.\n\nHmmm.. cryptic?!\ n\nThen the hash was off\, scattering across the beautiful South Hams coun tryside and along the cliff tops on our chosen routes.\n\nDespite his t-sh irt reading ‘Winner’ and ‘Finisher’ Dead Man Walking wasn’t qu ite feeling the love though\, proclaiming ‘I don’t want to run on the sand’…. then later refusing to go on the assault course.\n\nOut on the cliff edge Goolie was spotted pushing Ging Gangright over\, perhaps in a bid for her life insurance? While Ubend was also seen shoving Marty  out of the way as he passed her by. At this point I’m told the air tur ned blue…\n\nMore news includes\; Jyde had the trots (more eeww than b lue). Apparently this was the first time post THAT ski lift.\n\nLove was i n the air for Whisperer and his young lady Ama\, when he realised his s ignificant other had become lost on the trail. Abandoning the hash he retr aced his footprints to find her\, and hand in hand they completed the wal kers routetogether - ahhhh.\n\nTo complete the hash everyone was sent ove r the local primary school obstacle course\, while trying to impress Olive ’s son. ‘Happy not ugly’ were the instructions\, otherwise we wouldn ’t win a lolly at the end of it. However\, as the The Jerk rightly poi nted out\, smiling and trying to look attractive to kids in a school playg round doesn’t really go down very well!\n\nGing Gang most impressed the judges on the slide with her shrieks and squeals\, while Lazy Git was dis tinctly less impressive\, scaring all that saw him as he squeezed out of t he slide like a turtle head…\n\nBack at the On Down it turned out there is a first for everything\; as Piltdown Man discovered the joy of Thurle stone for the very first time – blue-min-eck! So overwhelmed was he of i ts beauty and heritage he left the party early.\n\nNice Buns came prepare d with not one\, not two\, but three pairs of shoes to choose from\, as sh e couldn’t decide which to wear\, and Goolie was overheard proclaiming it was 1918….\n\nWhisperer was awarded his 400 runs T-shirt and we all sang happy birthday to Jurano.\n\nMr Olive was finally given his own n ame: ‘Blue Nun’. How appropriate! And just when we thought there coul d be no more romance left for the evening\, Boaty and Sushi were spott ed alone together in the dark making the most of the swing chair…\n\nTha nks go to the hares\, newly named Blue Nun\, Pugsleyand Ivy F\, althoug h they all cheated by laying the trial on their bikes. Awards were given t o Filth\, for the best dressed ‘Blue’ hasher\, and Ging Gang for he r efforts on the slide.\n\nDown downs were awarded to:\n\n Olive and new ly named Blue Nun – for a fabulous trail and delicious on-down BBQ\n Whisperer - for his 400 run T-shirt\n Jurano – the birthday girl\n J yde – for having the trots\n And Lazy Git – for trying whey too ha rd\n\nWhat a bluely fabulous evening!\n\nOn On to Beesands.\n\nRizzo x - I t was a blue-tiful Summers evening as we circled up in Thurlestone.\n\nFil th\, in her usual manor\, had taken dressing up to another level\, and tur ned up completely blue from head to toe dressed as a fabulous ‘Smurfette ’. While Rubbery rocked up in an alternative mode of transport\, as hi s Range Rover was back in the garage. Something wrong with the suspension apparently…\n\nObviously inspired by the theme Arso and Sushi couldn ’t keep their hands off each other\; hugging\, making eyes\, and groping each other’s bottoms.\n\nOur hare (at this point loosely named ‘Mr Ol ive’) stood up to describe the hash:\n\n A ‘Port of late heritage’ for the walkers – did he mean this was for the old?\n An ‘Albarino’ for the shorts – reassuringly dry.\n And a ‘Rioja’ for the longs – full bodied and somewhat hard going.\n\nHmmm.. cryptic?!\n\nThen the h ash was off\, scattering across the beautiful South Hams countryside and a long the cliff tops on our chosen routes.\n\nDespite his t-shirt reading ‘Winner’ and ‘Finisher’ Dead Man Walking wasn’t quite feeling the love though\, proclaiming ‘I don’t want to run on the sand’…. then later refusing to go on the assault course.\n\nOut on the cliff edge  Goolie was spotted pushing Ging Gangright over\, perhaps in a bid for her life insurance? While Ubend was also seen shoving Marty out of the way as he passed her by. At this point I’m told the air turned blue…\ n\nMore news includes\; Jyde had the trots (more eeww than blue). Appare ntly this was the first time post THAT ski lift.\n\nLove was in the air fo r Whisperer and his young lady Ama\, when he realised his significant o ther had become lost on the trail. Abandoning the hash he retraced his foo tprints to find her\, and hand in hand they completed the walkers routet ogether - ahhhh.\n\nTo complete the hash everyone was sent over the local primary school obstacle course\, while trying to impress Olive’s son. ‘Happy not ugly’ were the instructions\, otherwise we wouldn’t win a lolly at the end of it. However\, as the The Jerk rightly pointed out\, smiling and trying to look attractive to kids in a school playground does n’t really go down very well!\n\nGing Gang most impressed the judges on the slide with her shrieks and squeals\, while Lazy Git was distinctly le ss impressive\, scaring all that saw him as he squeezed out of the slide l ike a turtle head…\n\nBack at the On Down it turned out there is a first for everything\; as Piltdown Man discovered the joy of Thurlestone for the very first time – blue-min-eck! So overwhelmed was he of its beauty and heritage he left the party early.\n\nNice Buns came prepared with not one\, not two\, but three pairs of shoes to choose from\, as she couldn ’t decide which to wear\, and Goolie was overheard proclaiming it was 1918….\n\nWhisperer was awarded his 400 runs T-shirt and we all sang ha ppy birthday to Jurano.\n\nMr Olive was finally given his own name: ‘ Blue Nun’. How appropriate! And just when we thought there could be no more romance left for the evening\, Boaty and Sushi were spotted alone together in the dark making the most of the swing chair…\n\nThanks go t o the hares\, newly named Blue Nun\, Pugsleyand Ivy F\, although they a ll cheated by laying the trial on their bikes. Awards were given to Filth \, for the best dressed ‘Blue’ hasher\, and Ging Gang for her effort s on the slide.\n\nDown downs were awarded to:\n\n Olive and newly named  Blue Nun – for a fabulous trail and delicious on-down BBQ\n Whispere r - for his 400 run T-shirt\n Jurano – the birthday girl\n Jyde – for having the trots\n And Lazy Git – for trying whey too hard\n\nWh at a bluely fabulous evening!\n\nOn On to Beesands.\n\nRizzo x CATEGORIES:BBQ Hash,Hash Trails LOCATION:Thurlestone Parish Hall Thurlestone Parish Hall\, Thurlestone\, De von\, TQ7 3LY GEO:50.274081;-3.855574 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Thurlestone Parish Hall\, T hurlestone\, Devon\, TQ7 3LY\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=T hurlestone Parish Hall:geo:50.274081,-3.855574 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20180325T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR