BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:173@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20180620T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20180620T230000 DTSTAMP:20180713T061753Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1146/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1146 - Madruth Inn DESCRIPTION:MID SUMMERS NIGHT\n\nRizzo has confirmed the pub will be open. If not all back to her place!!!!!!\n\nWhere something summery for this MID SUMMERS NIGHT\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1146\, The words ac cording to Re-entry\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSo Cornworthy.. .and the MadRuth Inn....never a truer name\, but more on that later!\n\nIt was a lovely evening for hashing - warm but not hot\, which was ideal con sidering the flatness of the surrounding area... We scurried around the vi llage after squirreling our cars into the usual hideyholes\, unless you go t there super early and managed to nick a place incar park\, Goolie had n't quite managed to reserve his usual spot of right on the doorstep so sa dly Gingang had to walk up a hill before the hash even started!\n\nThe s hort was reported by the shorts to be more like a long\, despite the fact that they all skipped the stream. They also had a good moan about the grad ient and suggested to the poor hares that they should receive training on how to decipher the contour lines on an OS map. Nutcracker fell and chok ed on a fly\, whilst Gingang fell over a gate\, which Martin subsequen tly jumped without breaking stride. He won't be invited back.Jyde found O llie leaping out of the hedgerow but without Hekkel on the other end of the lead! He bravely carried on as deviating to locate his wife could have lead to negative repercussions in his rehabilitation. Goolie summarised his hash with accusations of the hares trying to kill off old hashers.\n\ nThe Longs was an excellent route\, with contour lines twice as close on a verage than the short route. The Longs also proceeded through the stream\, well done them. HOWEVER\, DUN DUN DUUUUUN. Not being satisfied with tryin g to frighten the longs to death\, there was then an assassination attempt on the life of our esteemed GM. Clearly the hares had been watching Japan ese WWII movies whilst planning their dastardly crime. The plot was as fol lows:\n\nThe hares correctly assumed that on entering Capton wood\, Re-En try would be in the lead. They then laid a false trail up a steep hill\, again knowing that Re-Entry would fall for the juicy hill bait and set o ff up it\, leaving Overshot to head on correctly out of the wood. The fl our then lured Overshot into gloomy swampland\, before leading him straigh t between two trees where those nasty hares had strung taut a rusted stran d of reinforced barbed wire. Poor Overshot fell hook line and sinker for the obvious arrow and charged straight into the wire. Fortunately we shal l still receive our useless history lessons on future hashes\, as Oversho t has been doing sit-ups for the past few months and those toned abs just prevented him being sliced in two.\n\nA kangaroo court I am sure will fin d Rizzo and Marty guilty of attempted murder by diminished responsibil ity\, having been brainwashed by Frenchy. Sadly Frenchy will likely get away with her part in the affair\, as by the time charges are brought the UK will have left the EU and extradition will no longer occur. \n\nIn ot her news on the Longs\, Just Horny was totally inept at opening gates\,  Dimwitrevealed his closet naturism by declaring he would simply adore to run through the long grass naked and Dead Man Walking was found sleepin g in a bin.\n\nBack to the Pub we eventually had a MadRuth bbq after being half cooked in the oven. MadRuth also had an even Madder Male Friend with extremely high trousers who didn't seem to have any idea what was going o n. It all came together nicely though with everyone well fed by the end an d the unlucky few nearly bringing it back up after the dodgy cider down do wns. \n\nDown Downs were awarded to: The Hares Rizzo and Marty (Live Wire actually laid the whole trail but was so exhausted he had to go to bed\, leaving the other two to claim all the credit)\, Nutcracker\, Dimw it\, Miss Mouthful\, Flage No Lay and Izzy (Mini-Rizzo) now named Le gsEleven.\n\nThanks very much indeed for a brilliant hash\, finishing with a stunning hill and Pimms drink stop.\n\nOn on to the Old Inn Marlborough - please bring your money for Hash Barn Dance Tickets!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - MID SUMMERS NIGHT\n\nRizzo has confirmed the pub will be open. If not all back to her place!!!!!!\n\nWhere something summery for this MID SUMMERS NI GHT\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1146\, The words according to Re-entry\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSo Cornworthy...and the Ma dRuth Inn....never a truer name\, but more on that later!\n\nIt was a love ly evening for hashing - warm but not hot\, which was ideal considering th e flatness of the surrounding area... We scurried around the village after squirreling our cars into the usual hideyholes\, unless you got there sup er early and managed to nick a place incar park\, Goolie hadn't quite m anaged to reserve his usual spot of right on the doorstep so sadly Gingan g had to walk up a hill before the hash even started!\n\nThe short was re ported by the shorts to be more like a long\, despite the fact that they a ll skipped the stream. They also had a good moan about the gradient and su ggested to the poor hares that they should receive training on how to deci pher the contour lines on an OS map. Nutcracker fell and choked on a fly \, whilst Gingang fell over a gate\, which Martin subsequently jumped without breaking stride. He won't be invited back.Jyde found Ollie leapin g out of the hedgerow but without Hekkel on the other end of the lead! H e bravely carried on as deviating to locate his wife could have lead to ne gative repercussions in his rehabilitation. Goolie summarised his hash w ith accusations of the hares trying to kill off old hashers.\n\nThe Longs was an excellent route\, with contour lines twice as close on average than the short route. The Longs also proceeded through the stream\, well done them. HOWEVER\, DUN DUN DUUUUUN. Not being satisfied with trying to fright en the longs to death\, there was then an assassination attempt on the lif e of our esteemed GM. Clearly the hares had been watching Japanese WWII mo vies whilst planning their dastardly crime. The plot was as follows:\n\nTh e hares correctly assumed that on entering Capton wood\, Re-Entry would be in the lead. They then laid a false trail up a steep hill\, again knowi ng that Re-Entry would fall for the juicy hill bait and set off up it\, leaving Overshot to head on correctly out of the wood. The flour then lu red Overshot into gloomy swampland\, before leading him straight between t wo trees where those nasty hares had strung taut a rusted strand of reinfo rced barbed wire. Poor Overshot fell hook line and sinker for the obviou s arrow and charged straight into the wire. Fortunately we shall still rec eive our useless history lessons on future hashes\, as Overshot has been doing sit-ups for the past few months and those toned abs just prevented him being sliced in two.\n\nA kangaroo court I am sure will find Rizzo a nd Marty guilty of attempted murder by diminished responsibility\, havin g been brainwashed by Frenchy. Sadly Frenchy will likely get away with her part in the affair\, as by the time charges are brought the UK will ha ve left the EU and extradition will no longer occur. \n\nIn other news on the Longs\, Just Horny was totally inept at opening gates\, Dimwitreve aled his closet naturism by declaring he would simply adore to run through the long grass naked and Dead Man Walking was found sleeping in a bin.\ n\nBack to the Pub we eventually had a MadRuth bbq after being half cooked in the oven. MadRuth also had an even Madder Male Friend with extremely h igh trousers who didn't seem to have any idea what was going on. It all ca me together nicely though with everyone well fed by the end and the unluck y few nearly bringing it back up after the dodgy cider down downs. \n\nDo wn Downs were awarded to: The Hares Rizzo and Marty (Live Wire actua lly laid the whole trail but was so exhausted he had to go to bed\, leavin g the other two to claim all the credit)\, Nutcracker\, Dimwit\, Miss M outhful\, Flage No Lay and Izzy (Mini-Rizzo) now named LegsEleven.\n\ nThanks very much indeed for a brilliant hash\, finishing with a stunning hill and Pimms drink stop.\n\nOn on to the Old Inn Marlborough - please br ing your money for Hash Barn Dance Tickets!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Madruth Inn Up the Hill on the Left\, Cornworthy\, Devon\, TQ9 7ES GEO:50.38861667665168;-3.6500610341850006 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Up the Hill on the Left\, C ornworthy\, Devon\, TQ9 7ES\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Ma druth Inn:geo:50.38861667665168,-3.6500610341850006 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20180325T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR