BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:176@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20180711T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20180711T230000 DTSTAMP:20180723T193523Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1151/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1151 - The Odd Wheel DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHash 1151\, The words according to Runn ing Late\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWembury\, July 11th\n\nSom ething was up. FB was filling up with posts about rearranged start times\ , changes to the down downs (what?!!) and a number of excuses ranging form the weak (no babysitter\, gardening injury) to the more\ndramatic (hash i nduced sepsis...get well soon\, Barbarella). Driving to the hash we passed Lowtarse\, Twisted Sister and not named yet Lou driving home\, hash compl eted -'the short is way longer than three miles' advised TS as she sped o ff.\n\nThe pub car park was full but not a hasher in sight\, and strange  roaring sounds were emitting form the pub itself. Of course! There was a similar great sporting showpiece happening at the same time\, and\nlike Wi mbledon the hash would go on (or be finished already).\n\n12 hashers plus the hares assembled in the car park. The RA (The Jerk) had apparently bee n seen entering the Stygian gloom of the pub\, never to return. If there were hashers inside\, they were left to it.\n\nGoolie took on the GM dutie s with great brevity: no history\, no visitors\, no virgins but a promise of a down-down to all the loyal few.\n\nIt was an evening of staggered st arts: 9 had begun at 5:30\; The Jerk and IVF has set off at 6:30\, whilst Pi and Fallen Woman set off in pursuit at 7:40.\n\n4 decided on the long and like a well-drilled England back four they kept together in a tight formation\, no allowing any gaps to appear. Checks were fastidiously kick ed out even though it was highly unlikely\nthere was anyone behind\, and c ommunication was excellent. A false move was corrected by the timely appe arance of The Jerk and IVF who appeared to be running the hash in reverse and doubling the distance.\n\nIt was a stunning hash\, topped off with a cider\, crisps and cheese stop\, being dispensed from a rowing boat on th e banks of the Yealm.\n\nSticky Bush and Punctili -arse led Cowpat\, Runni ng Late and Rubbery in for a refreshing swim\, although\, like England\, we were soon swimming against the tide.\n\nReturning to the pub\, we thou ght it was all over... and it was.\n\nAll that remained was for The Jerk t o quote some Dickens\, make some desperate sexual innuendo about Clitters Bush and give out the Down Downs.\n\nDown Downs were awarded to Pugsley (birthday boy and lies about the distance)\, Ging Gang for something Pros ecco related\, Running Late for swimming\, Sticky Bush for perseverance a nd the hares\, Traffic Jam and\nWilly Waiver for a brilliant hash and drin k stop.\n\nRunning Late\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHash 1151\ , The words according to Running Late\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\nWembury\, July 11th\n\nSomething was up. FB was filling up with posts a bout rearranged start times\, changes to the down downs (what?!!) and a n umber of excuses ranging form the weak (no babysitter\, gardening injury) to the more\ndramatic (hash induced sepsis...get well soon\, Barbarella). Driving to the hash we passed Lowtarse\, Twisted Sister and not named yet Lou driving home\, hash completed -'the short is way longer than three mi les' advised TS as she sped off.\n\nThe pub car park was full but not a ha sher in sight\, and strange roaring sounds were emitting form the pub its elf. Of course! There was a similar great sporting showpiece happening at the same time\, and\nlike Wimbledon the hash would go on (or be finished already).\n\n12 hashers plus the hares assembled in the car park. The RA ( The Jerk) had apparently been seen entering the Stygian gloom of the pub\ , never to return. If there were hashers inside\, they were left to it.\n \nGoolie took on the GM duties with great brevity: no history\, no visito rs\, no virgins but a promise of a down-down to all the loyal few.\n\nIt w as an evening of staggered starts: 9 had begun at 5:30\; The Jerk and IVF has set off at 6:30\, whilst Pi and Fallen Woman set off in pursuit at 7 :40.\n\n4 decided on the long and like a well-drilled England back four th ey kept together in a tight formation\, no allowing any gaps to appear.  Checks were fastidiously kicked out even though it was highly unlikely\nth ere was anyone behind\, and communication was excellent. A false move was corrected by the timely appearance of The Jerk and IVF who appeared to b e running the hash in reverse and doubling the distance.\n\nIt was a stunn ing hash\, topped off with a cider\, crisps and cheese stop\, being dispe nsed from a rowing boat on the banks of the Yealm.\n\nSticky Bush and Punc tili -arse led Cowpat\, Running Late and Rubbery in for a refreshing swim \, although\, like England\, we were soon swimming against the tide.\n\nR eturning to the pub\, we thought it was all over... and it was.\n\nAll tha t remained was for The Jerk to quote some Dickens\, make some desperate s exual innuendo about Clitters Bush and give out the Down Downs.\n\nDown D owns were awarded to Pugsley (birthday boy and lies about the distance)\, Ging Gang for something Prosecco related\, Running Late for swimming\, S ticky Bush for perseverance and the hares\, Traffic Jam and\nWilly Waiver for a brilliant hash and drink stop.\n\nRunning Late\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:The Odd Wheel The Odd Wheel\, Wembury\, Devon\, PL9 0JD GEO:50.328217;-4.070266 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Odd Wheel\, Wembury\, D evon\, PL9 0JD\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=The Odd Wheel:g eo:50.328217,-4.070266 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20180325T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR