BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:178@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20180718T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20180718T230000 DTSTAMP:20180807T120729Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1152/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1152 - Dartmoor Union DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHash 1152\, The words according to Runn ing Late\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Dartmoor Union\, Holbe ton :18th July 2018\n\nOur esteemed GM brought the mad crowd of hashers an d dogs to order with a historical lecture on Iron Age forts….(did anyone see one?!) and the hare\, Twisted Sister\, told a sorry tale of no shigg y and mismatched trail markings (not HER fault apparently…’twas her si ster’s?!) \n\nOff we climbed up and up to start\, then through to green lanes which had not seen human feet for decades..(seen a lot of badgers t ho’!) On the Short\, a tortuous trail crawling over holly leaves showed the hares’ cruel streak. Poor Rusty Bottom was last seen rolling down a cliff after her efforts to keep to the trail came unstuck whist other sh ort cutting B..ds were seen climbing the fence clearly off trail (GingGang \, LazyGit\, to name just two - have they no shame?!) \n\nOn the Long..Wh isperer took his time in the long grass with The Pink Ladies whilstOver shot acted true to his name as he over shot the trail mark ending up at F lete House (they didn’t invite him in for tea!) Meanwhile Re-entry sho wed Pied Piper abilities as he arrived at the Beer Stop with an extra blac k dog in tow. “Does anyone know this dog?!”Pugsley to the rescue\, re ads the dog tag and shouts “Darkie!” (very PC - gets a downdown for th at!) whilst Rubberry gets on the blower to the owner\, Piltdown Man ta kes control and little ‘Darcey’ is re-united with her owner back at th e pub (all’s well that end’s well?)\n\nThe beer stop will be remembere d for its Doggy Delights …pity that some hashers mistook them as chocola te ! (Piddler &\; Squashed Balls now have an excuse to be barking mad! ) \n\nOn the second Long\, the Willy Check was a curiosity to keep the pa ck milling around - was this a new way mark pointer? (not my idea says Tw isted - t’was the hare with no name…!) \n\nFallen Woman was overhea rd saying that she liked a little squirt (?!)\n\nBack at the pub\, DimWit  smelled fresher than usual…must be his new shower spray?\n\nDown Downs awarded to\n\nTwisted Sister - the valiant hare!\n\nBarbarella - who ha s done it 200 times in the South Hams…and got over Sepsis in a week!\n\n Lotarse - for pushing her best friend over leading to her getting Sepsis! \n\nOvershot - for surviving 8 hours of Squashed Balls’ jokes in his ca r!\n\nPugsley - a PC ‘racist’!\n\nSquashed Balls - for being barking mad (eating dog biscuits!) \n\nOnOn…..to Ivybridge\, Gateway to the Mo or\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHash 1152\, The words according to Running Late\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Dartmoor Union \, Holbeton :18th July 2018\n\nOur esteemed GM brought the mad crowd of ha shers and dogs to order with a historical lecture on Iron Age forts….(di d anyone see one?!) and the hare\, Twisted Sister\, told a sorry tale of no shiggy and mismatched trail markings (not HER fault apparently…’twa s her sister’s?!) \n\nOff we climbed up and up to start\, then through to green lanes which had not seen human feet for decades..(seen a lot of b adgers tho’!) On the Short\, a tortuous trail crawling over holly leaves showed the hares’ cruel streak. Poor Rusty Bottom was last seen rolli ng down a cliff after her efforts to keep to the trail came unstuck whist other short cutting B..ds were seen climbing the fence clearly off trail ( GingGang\, LazyGit\, to name just two - have they no shame?!) \n\nOn the Long..Whisperer took his time in the long grass with The Pink Ladies wh ilstOvershot acted true to his name as he over shot the trail mark ending up at Flete House (they didn’t invite him in for tea!) Meanwhile Re-en try showed Pied Piper abilities as he arrived at the Beer Stop with an ex tra black dog in tow. “Does anyone know this dog?!”Pugsley to the res cue\, reads the dog tag and shouts “Darkie!” (very PC - gets a downdow n for that!) whilst Rubberry gets on the blower to the owner\, Piltdown Man takes control and little ‘Darcey’ is re-united with her owner ba ck at the pub (all’s well that end’s well?)\n\nThe beer stop will be r emembered for its Doggy Delights …pity that some hashers mistook them as chocolate ! (Piddler &\; Squashed Balls now have an excuse to be bark ing mad!) \n\nOn the second Long\, the Willy Check was a curiosity to kee p the pack milling around - was this a new way mark pointer? (not my idea says Twisted - t’was the hare with no name…!) \n\nFallen Woman was overheard saying that she liked a little squirt (?!)\n\nBack at the pub\,  DimWit smelled fresher than usual…must be his new shower spray?\n\nDo wn Downs awarded to\n\nTwisted Sister - the valiant hare!\n\nBarbarella  - who has done it 200 times in the South Hams…and got over Sepsis in a w eek!\n\nLotarse - for pushing her best friend over leading to her getting Sepsis!\n\nOvershot - for surviving 8 hours of Squashed Balls’ jokes i n his car!\n\nPugsley - a PC ‘racist’!\n\nSquashed Balls - for being barking mad (eating dog biscuits!) \n\nOnOn…..to Ivybridge\, Gateway t o the Moor\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Dartmoor Union Fore Street\, Holbeton\, Devon\, PL8 1NE GEO:50.3344144;-3.9490150000000313 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Fore Street\, Holbeton\, De von\, PL8 1NE\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Dartmoor Union:g eo:50.3344144,-3.9490150000000313 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20180325T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR