BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:185@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20180905T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20180905T230000 DTSTAMP:20181113T195859Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1159/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1159 - Fisherman's Rest DESCRIPTION:Is the Tide in or Out? Will you get Muddy or Wet or both? You'l l See!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to Windy Puff\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nToo much of a good thing?\n\nA hash at AG\, hared by The Jerk\, on low tide\, can only lead to one thing\; Shiggy. A whole estuary of it! - And so it did (and equally it didn’t) come as rat her a surprise to see Ging-Gang at the end of the hash without a sign that we’d come across any mud at all.\n\nFor the rest of us\, I rather expec t we should really have been in possession of a dredging licence going on the amount we all took home. - We had gathered with a few notable attendee s and absentees\; - We were let off paying our pounds with Dimwit missing (until Overshot stepped in later on)\, apparently on his annual pilgrimage in search of his sense of humour. More frequent visits required perhaps?\ n\nWetspot who’d not been seen for 9 months\, after the first 1/4 mile m uttered it’d be another 9. - Rather sensibly\, all the slightly vertical ly challenged\, Crackerjack\, Crazy legs\, Pocket Rocket\, Gary Glitter\, HT2\, Must Get etc.\, hashers took a break knowing they’d be out of thei r depth.\n\nHot Totty glowing at 29wks was very much in the camp of\, No\; can’t go near mud. No\; can’t go near bullocks (apparently they get a little bit excited about her bump?!\n\nWe were told tales of a 3 mile sho rt\, a 41/2 mile medium and a 6 mile long. But this was suspect straight a way with The Jerk feebly apologising for leaving his GPS at home (along wi th the truth). - After half an hour the Mediums and Shorts were still thig h deep\, going in opposite directions on the same bit of river barely 200 yards from the start. On the medium it was 50 minutes before we reached th e 1st check. It was going to be a late one. - Numerous hashers got stuck i n the gloop and were taking rather different approaches\; - Traffic Jam go t the chivalrous Jyde to her assistance.\n\nSticky Bush made sure her comp etitors didn’t get away and indulged in a bit of mud wrestling. - Olive realised the futility of it all\, so once stuck\, was beyond calling for a id\, threw in the towel and was simply going to wait for the tide to come in. - Fish hooks seem to have become very fashionable of late. The honey m oon period is defiantly over and ‘normal’ marital service resumed with Re-Entry ‘allowing’ Just Horney ahead and thus reaching the fish hook first and taking one for the team.\n\nOther notable points\; - Never have I seen dots on the waterski area signs in the middle of the river. - Dere k with an odd request for a kayak\, when there blatantly wasn’t any wate r. But also\, safely leaving his car keys with someone before setting off\ , but then forgetting with whom upon his return! - Blue Nun loudly and con tinuously whining\, moaning and groaning about the mud. I’ll refer you t o my earlier comment\; was it ever going to be anything other than a stron g nomination for Shiggiest hash of the year…? - Whisperer with a very we lcome sweetie stop.\n\nOnce returned to the Fishermans rest. - A glass was raised for Bogeyman and absent hashers. OnOn. - Down Downs were awarded t o\; - The hares\; Whisperer and The Jerk. - Jyde for his 500 runs shirt. - Sticky Bush for her mud wrestling antics. - Barbarella for getting lost ( who along with Lowt-Arse only just made it back in time to claim their mea d). - And the wonderful naming of Rock Hard Stiffy! - Overall\, a slightly long and extremely shiggy hash\, but laid down one of South Hams most bea utiful estuaries.\n\nThanks boys. OnOn to Cornwood\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - Is the Tide in or Out? Will you get Muddy or Wet or both? You'll See!\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to Windy Puff\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\nToo much of a good thing?\n\nA hash at AG\, hared by The Jerk \, on low tide\, can only lead to one thing\; Shiggy. A whole estuary of i t! - And so it did (and equally it didn’t) come as rather a surprise to see Ging-Gang at the end of the hash without a sign that we’d come acros s any mud at all.\n\nFor the rest of us\, I rather expect we should really have been in possession of a dredging licence going on the amount we all took home. - We had gathered with a few notable attendees and absentees\; - We were let off paying our pounds with Dimwit missing (until Overshot st epped in later on)\, apparently on his annual pilgrimage in search of his sense of humour. More frequent visits required perhaps?\n\nWetspot who’d not been seen for 9 months\, after the first 1/4 mile muttered it’d be another 9. - Rather sensibly\, all the slightly vertically challenged\, Cr ackerjack\, Crazy legs\, Pocket Rocket\, Gary Glitter\, HT2\, Must Get etc .\, hashers took a break knowing they’d be out of their depth.\n\nHot To tty glowing at 29wks was very much in the camp of\, No\; can’t go near m ud. No\; can’t go near bullocks (apparently they get a little bit excite d about her bump?!\n\nWe were told tales of a 3 mile short\, a 41/2 mile m edium and a 6 mile long. But this was suspect straight away with The Jerk feebly apologising for leaving his GPS at home (along with the truth). - A fter half an hour the Mediums and Shorts were still thigh deep\, going in opposite directions on the same bit of river barely 200 yards from the sta rt. On the medium it was 50 minutes before we reached the 1st check. It wa s going to be a late one. - Numerous hashers got stuck in the gloop and we re taking rather different approaches\; - Traffic Jam got the chivalrous J yde to her assistance.\n\nSticky Bush made sure her competitors didn’t g et away and indulged in a bit of mud wrestling. - Olive realised the futil ity of it all\, so once stuck\, was beyond calling for aid\, threw in the towel and was simply going to wait for the tide to come in. - Fish hooks s eem to have become very fashionable of late. The honey moon period is defi antly over and ‘normal’ marital service resumed with Re-Entry ‘allow ing’ Just Horney ahead and thus reaching the fish hook first and taking one for the team.\n\nOther notable points\; - Never have I seen dots on th e waterski area signs in the middle of the river. - Derek with an odd requ est for a kayak\, when there blatantly wasn’t any water. But also\, safe ly leaving his car keys with someone before setting off\, but then forgett ing with whom upon his return! - Blue Nun loudly and continuously whining\ , moaning and groaning about the mud. I’ll refer you to my earlier comme nt\; was it ever going to be anything other than a strong nomination for S higgiest hash of the year…? - Whisperer with a very welcome sweetie stop .\n\nOnce returned to the Fishermans rest. - A glass was raised for Bogeym an and absent hashers. OnOn. - Down Downs were awarded to\; - The hares\; Whisperer and The Jerk. - Jyde for his 500 runs shirt. - Sticky Bush for h er mud wrestling antics. - Barbarella for getting lost (who along with Low t-Arse only just made it back in time to claim their mead). - And the wond erful naming of Rock Hard Stiffy! - Overall\, a slightly long and extremel y shiggy hash\, but laid down one of South Hams most beautiful estuaries.\ n\nThanks boys. OnOn to Cornwood\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Fisherman's Rest Fore Street\, Aveton Gifford\, Devon\, TQ7 4JL GEO:50.311954;-3.836579 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Fore Street\, Aveton Giffor d\, Devon\, TQ7 4JL\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Fisherman' s Rest:geo:50.311954,-3.836579 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20180325T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR