BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:190@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20181010T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20181010T230000 DTSTAMP:20181113T200511Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1164/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1164 - Royal Oak DESCRIPTION:Park at Village Hall if no event.\n\nCircle Up in Village Hall Car Park by exercise machines\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to .....\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHash 1164 – The Royal O ak\, Malborough\n\nHares: Filth and Sex Wax\n\nRA: Overshot\n\nWeather: So me wind and rain! It must be Autumn.\n\nVisitors: \n\nWingnut from Essex who was staying with Squashed Balls\n\nDrippy Fanny joining the Plympton r egulars.\n\nTo be honest I wasn’t paying much attention at the circle up \, until I half heard overshot say “Who’s doing the scribe tonight? Ho w about a bit of rough?”\, so this is what I can remember: \n\nThere wa s No history this week as overshot had something he thought far more impor tant to share. As he tried to draw us in closer\, making Boaty panic it wa s a cheap “pull my finger” gag\, the announcement was made that it was “hug a drummer day” (or hug the guy sitting down at the back of the b and or Overshot or something). A couple of hugs later peace was restored t o the world\, until the announcement of... (no\, not the pre-Christmas has h bash - that was made by Rear Entry this week to try and catch us off gua rd)\n\n… Squashed Balls Is laying another hash! After the infamous one\, that saw distances well into double figures\, children in tears\, and a y ears self-imposed haring hiatus. Halloween has been chosen for the return. Was it the thought of the rocky horror themed run or the fact it was bein g held back at Totnes rugby club that sent shivers down people’s spines? ! \n\nAnyway\, after a brief overview by Filth (Long 5.5 miles\, short 3. 5 miles\, walkers 2 miles\, flour in the usual places) we set off…\n\n … and as if by magic\, we were back at the pub:\n\nThe Hash was consider ed a success\, being too flat with not enough fields\, but very imaginativ e and not the usual route (some of those statements were true). The drinks stop was excellent\, with a wide selection of food and drink including a chocolate port from the ‘80s\n\nOvershot was very happy to have beaten R ear Entry back (we know it’s not a race…) who\, along with some others managed to get lost in the woods claiming they did 4 mile loop\, rather t han the 8 paces round an oak tree everyone else took. It wasn’t Rear Ent ries night\, as earlier he managed to bag a car park space and pre-order s ome food in the wrong pub!\n\n \n\nThere were some loved up hashers this week\, with Boaty back and falling into hedges (or was he pushed by Gaffer ?)\, and Whisperer having to be called back on several occasions from wand ering off into the night after long walks on Dartmoor earlier in the day.\ n\nAs the hash veered down to North Sands\, there were squeals of (possibl y) delight as some hashers were got by the waves spraying over the sea wal l. Meaty Whore’s dog left an almighty stinky poo on the entrance to a cu ll-de-sac to the woods\, thought he had got away with it until everyone ha d to run back through it.\n\nHekkel\, Jyde and Twisted Sister somehow mana ged to miss the drinks stop due to going up the road following a lost hare (Sex Wax) who “didn’t know where she was going”. Some ungentlemanly behaviour by The Jerk (or was it Boaty)\, who left poor going down strand ed in the woods and Streaky S.H.I.T. leading people the wrong way on the s hort was also reported.\n\nThere was a plea that stories of the hash to th e RA are in the strictest of confidence\, as there was a rumour of somethi ng shameful happening on the hash being reported by Flagenolay\, but the d etails were very sketchy: something about no dog and Rizzo. After a fair a mount of prying / confusion from the RA\, it only turned out to be another alfresco wee story… Other unconfirmed sightings on the hash included al pacas on the long\, or was that short\, may have been rabbits… again sur rounded in confusion. \n\nThe RA noted there are quite a few namings comi ng up\, although none were done\, the candidates are:\n\nRunning lates son \, who was sporting his dad’s shirt\n\nAlice\, Meaty Whores better half\ n\nDerek\, who may have a fetish for badgers\n\nFinally\, it was an emotio nal hash for some as Dimwit and Marty left the East Allington car share af ter many years. Also\, Lazy Git thought he had broken his toe earlier in t he week and couldn’t make it. He had to make the effort though as he was driving the Avonwick car share with its new members Dimwit and Marty. \n \nThanks to the pub and down downs went to:\n\nFilth – Hare\n\nSex Wax – Hare\n\nWingnut (The blonde from Essex) – losing mobile phone on top of a car and finding it\n\nFlagenolay – causing RA story confusion\n\nW hisperer – being loved up\n\nDrippy Fanny (Plympton Harriet) – First v isiting hash (or more likely because of her name)\n\n \n\nNow that’s ov er\, it’s ON ON to The Horse and Groom in Bittaford.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - Par k at Village Hall if no event.\n\nCircle Up in Village Hall Car Park by ex ercise machines\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to .....\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHash 1164 – The Royal Oak\, Malboroug h\n\nHares: Filth and Sex Wax\n\nRA: Overshot\n\nWeather: Some wind and ra in! It must be Autumn.\n\nVisitors: \n\nWingnut from Essex who was stayin g with Squashed Balls\n\nDrippy Fanny joining the Plympton regulars.\n\nTo be honest I wasn’t paying much attention at the circle up\, until I hal f heard overshot say “Who’s doing the scribe tonight? How about a bit of rough?”\, so this is what I can remember: \n\nThere was No history t his week as overshot had something he thought far more important to share. As he tried to draw us in closer\, making Boaty panic it was a cheap “p ull my finger” gag\, the announcement was made that it was “hug a drum mer day” (or hug the guy sitting down at the back of the band or Oversho t or something). A couple of hugs later peace was restored to the world\, until the announcement of... (no\, not the pre-Christmas hash bash - that was made by Rear Entry this week to try and catch us off guard)\n\n… Squ ashed Balls Is laying another hash! After the infamous one\, that saw dist ances well into double figures\, children in tears\, and a years self-impo sed haring hiatus. Halloween has been chosen for the return. Was it the th ought of the rocky horror themed run or the fact it was being held back at Totnes rugby club that sent shivers down people’s spines?! \n\nAnyway\ , after a brief overview by Filth (Long 5.5 miles\, short 3.5 miles\, walk ers 2 miles\, flour in the usual places) we set off…\n\n… and as if by magic\, we were back at the pub:\n\nThe Hash was considered a success\, b eing too flat with not enough fields\, but very imaginative and not the us ual route (some of those statements were true). The drinks stop was excell ent\, with a wide selection of food and drink including a chocolate port f rom the ‘80s\n\nOvershot was very happy to have beaten Rear Entry back ( we know it’s not a race…) who\, along with some others managed to get lost in the woods claiming they did 4 mile loop\, rather than the 8 paces round an oak tree everyone else took. It wasn’t Rear Entries night\, as earlier he managed to bag a car park space and pre-order some food in the wrong pub!\n\n \n\nThere were some loved up hashers this week\, with Boat y back and falling into hedges (or was he pushed by Gaffer?)\, and Whisper er having to be called back on several occasions from wandering off into t he night after long walks on Dartmoor earlier in the day.\n\nAs the hash v eered down to North Sands\, there were squeals of (possibly) delight as so me hashers were got by the waves spraying over the sea wall. Meaty Whore ’s dog left an almighty stinky poo on the entrance to a cull-de-sac to t he woods\, thought he had got away with it until everyone had to run back through it.\n\nHekkel\, Jyde and Twisted Sister somehow managed to miss th e drinks stop due to going up the road following a lost hare (Sex Wax) who “didn’t know where she was going”. Some ungentlemanly behaviour by The Jerk (or was it Boaty)\, who left poor going down stranded in the wood s and Streaky S.H.I.T. leading people the wrong way on the short was also reported.\n\nThere was a plea that stories of the hash to the RA are in th e strictest of confidence\, as there was a rumour of something shameful ha ppening on the hash being reported by Flagenolay\, but the details were ve ry sketchy: something about no dog and Rizzo. After a fair amount of pryin g / confusion from the RA\, it only turned out to be another alfresco wee story… Other unconfirmed sightings on the hash included alpacas on the l ong\, or was that short\, may have been rabbits… again surrounded in con fusion. \n\nThe RA noted there are quite a few namings coming up\, althou gh none were done\, the candidates are:\n\nRunning lates son\, who was spo rting his dad’s shirt\n\nAlice\, Meaty Whores better half\n\nDerek\, who may have a fetish for badgers\n\nFinally\, it was an emotional hash for s ome as Dimwit and Marty left the East Allington car share after many years . Also\, Lazy Git thought he had broken his toe earlier in the week and co uldn’t make it. He had to make the effort though as he was driving the A vonwick car share with its new members Dimwit and Marty. \n\nThanks to th e pub and down downs went to:\n\nFilth – Hare\n\nSex Wax – Hare\n\nWin gnut (The blonde from Essex) – losing mobile phone on top of a car and f inding it\n\nFlagenolay – causing RA story confusion\n\nWhisperer – be ing loved up\n\nDrippy Fanny (Plympton Harriet) – First visiting hash (o r more likely because of her name)\n\n \n\nNow that’s over\, it’s ON ON to The Horse and Groom in Bittaford.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Royal Oak The Royal Oak\, Malborough\, TQ7 3RL GEO:50.244261;-3.812041 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Royal Oak\, Malborough\ , TQ7 3RL\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Royal Oak:geo:50.244 261,-3.812041 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20180325T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR