BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:192@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20181024T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20181024T230000 DTSTAMP:20181113T200947Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1166/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1166 - The Volunteer DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to Cowpat\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHash 1166 from Yealmpton\n70 hashers gathere d by the side of the A379 opposite the Volunteer Inn. About 15% were child ren and several vociferous hounds- why is it the small ones make the most noise? And I don't mean the kids.\nOvershot tried to call us to order\, an d welcomed the Plympton contingent\, who are practically regulars and 3 vi rgins.  He waffled on a bit about Old Mother Hubbard and her 17 verses\, but no one was listening. The hares\, Ah-so\, Sushi and Crackerjack\, said there was a walking route\, a short and a long.\nWhen we set off\, Gomez and Morticia\, hung back so that the yappy pups could decide their route\, ie not that way!\n\nThe pack separated at the long short split. Vindaloo\ , Barbarella\, Lo-tarse\, Cowpat also Bedbug &\; Boaty\, opted for the long\, probably quite a long time after the FRBs. But it was a lovely nigh t\, not raining or foggy and the hares said 5 miles – so why ever not??\ n\nIt was practically all woodland\, tree roots lying in wait to trip the unwary\, fallen leaves in myriad colours. Beautiful red/orange sky and ful l moon.  "What's not to love?"\n\nWhilst looking for the trail\, Bedbug w as heard to mutter\, "Are you sure it's this way\, you lot have form!" "No idea what you mean" retorted Barbarella. "Well we always get to the pub i n the end\," retaliated Lo-tarse.  " We are just a bit slow" said Vindalo o. Cowpat said nothing!\n\nThe hare\, Sushi\, caught us up in the woods an d guided us to the view point.  Beautiful full moon glistening on the Riv er Yealm.  He insisted we turn out our torches and gaze at the water in w onderment.\nThere was a bear in the woods which we did see\, but not the elephant and the alligator.\nBack at the pub – yes\, we got there- and not late at all- it was crowded. There were plates of food which were enor mous.  Filth said "I couldn't possibly eat that much"\, but ordered anywa y.\n\nLots of noise and when it came to the RA Squashed Balls\, rounding u p the events of the evening\, it was almost deafening.This is what I did h ear. Apologies if I misconstrued what I thought I heard.\n\nOne of the vir gins\, Mark\, who was also wearing brand new trainers\, missed his footing and fell into a bog. He managed to scramble out\, but then had to dive ba ck in to retrieve his footwear!  Unfortunately\, this was captured by Fil th on her phone. I do hope he will come back!\n\nTightarse\, diligently co llected her dog's leavings\, and then fell over and landed in them!\n\nThe re were 2 namings:\nBeth – named Pull the udder\nDerek – Beeflicker\nD owndowns were also awarded to:\nOur gallant hares – Ah-so\, Sushi and Cr ackerjack (and possibly another young lady whose name I did not catch)\, V irgin Mark\, Tightarse and Ponyshafter – I have no idea why (but why not ?)\nMorticia - A birthday chorus\n\nOn-on Cowpat\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - \n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to Cowpat\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\nHash 1166 from Yealmpton\n70 hashers gathered by the side of the A379 opposite the Volunteer Inn. About 15% were children and several voci ferous hounds- why is it the small ones make the most noise? And I don't m ean the kids.\nOvershot tried to call us to order\, and welcomed the Plymp ton contingent\, who are practically regulars and 3 virgins.  He waffled on a bit about Old Mother Hubbard and her 17 verses\, but no one was liste ning. The hares\, Ah-so\, Sushi and Crackerjack\, said there was a walking route\, a short and a long.\nWhen we set off\, Gomez and Morticia\, hung back so that the yappy pups could decide their route\, ie not that way!\n\ nThe pack separated at the long short split. Vindaloo\, Barbarella\, Lo-ta rse\, Cowpat also Bedbug &\; Boaty\, opted for the long\, probably quit e a long time after the FRBs. But it was a lovely night\, not raining or f oggy and the hares said 5 miles – so why ever not??\n\nIt was practicall y all woodland\, tree roots lying in wait to trip the unwary\, fallen leav es in myriad colours. Beautiful red/orange sky and full moon.  "What's no t to love?"\n\nWhilst looking for the trail\, Bedbug was heard to mutter\, "Are you sure it's this way\, you lot have form!" "No idea what you mean" retorted Barbarella. "Well we always get to the pub in the end\," retalia ted Lo-tarse.  " We are just a bit slow" said Vindaloo. Cowpat said nothi ng!\n\nThe hare\, Sushi\, caught us up in the woods and guided us to the v iew point.  Beautiful full moon glistening on the River Yealm.  He insis ted we turn out our torches and gaze at the water in wonderment.\nThere wa s a bear in the woods which we did see\, but not the elephant and the al ligator.\nBack at the pub – yes\, we got there- and not late at all- it was crowded. There were plates of food which were enormous.  Filth said " I couldn't possibly eat that much"\, but ordered anyway.\n\nLots of noise and when it came to the RA Squashed Balls\, rounding up the events of the evening\, it was almost deafening.This is what I did hear. Apologies if I misconstrued what I thought I heard.\n\nOne of the virgins\, Mark\, who wa s also wearing brand new trainers\, missed his footing and fell into a bog . He managed to scramble out\, but then had to dive back in to retrieve hi s footwear!  Unfortunately\, this was captured by Filth on her phone. I d o hope he will come back!\n\nTightarse\, diligently collected her dog's le avings\, and then fell over and landed in them!\n\nThere were 2 namings:\n Beth – named Pull the udder\nDerek – Beeflicker\nDowndowns were also a warded to:\nOur gallant hares – Ah-so\, Sushi and Crackerjack (and possi bly another young lady whose name I did not catch)\, Virgin Mark\, Tightar se and Ponyshafter – I have no idea why (but why not?)\nMorticia - A bir thday chorus\n\nOn-on Cowpat\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:The Volunteer The Volunteer\, Yealmpton\, Devon\, PL8 2JN GEO:50.348499;-3.999367 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Volunteer\, Yealmpton\, Devon\, PL8 2JN\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=The Volunteer :geo:50.348499,-3.999367 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20180325T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR