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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20181031T193000
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URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1167/
SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1167 - Totnes RFC
DESCRIPTION:THE MOST SCARIEST HASH EVER!! EVER EVER EVER....\nSquashed ball
 s is doing another hash at the scene of his crime last time out!\nIt's Fan
 cy Dress too being Halloween so Horror/Rocky Horror on the hash\, after th
 e hash or both!\nHash 1167\nSquashed Balls Redemption Hash\nA.K.A Rocky Ho
 rror does Totnes\n\nAfter much conversation on Facebook new driving chat g
 roup\, I secure a seat on the Funbus. This will be my virgin ride as a B.U
 .M.A\n\n7 Hashers\, 2 dogs and plenty of bad singing later we arrive expec
 tantly at Totnes Rugby Club fully prepared for the impending doom\, we wer
 e warned.\n\nShorts no longer than 9 miles\,\n\nLongs no longer than 15 mi
 les\,\n\nHead torches were fully charged\, spare batteries checked\, overn
 ight bags packed.\n\nSo the highlights of the Redemption Hash appeared to 
 be:\n\n 	Overshot stealing Spotty Botty's thunder by attempting to get the
  apathetic hashers at the circle up into a rendition of the Timewarp\, Ste
 p to the left\, Jump to the right.................\n 	Barberella and JP\, 
 Having grown up in Totnes as Siblings (who would have guessed)  \,and kno
 wing the area intimately head for the Rugby Club located on top of the swi
 mming pool.\n 	A few disgruntled “short” hashers miss the long short s
 plit and end up on the long\, much to their disgust\, due to lots of steep
  hills.\n 	Hekkyl and Jyde not content with tripping up the majority of th
 e faster hashers with their extendable dog lead\, now take turns trying to
  trip up each other up by throwing the dogs ball between each others legs.
 \n 	At the very welcome drinks stop\, B the B somehow manages to lock her 
 car keys inside\, but rent a son Tight Fit (due to previous training as a 
 master burglar) breaks in through drivers window to retrieve keys and prov
 ide refreshment to now salivating hashers.\n 	Squashed Balls\, having had 
 a severe beating in a previous squash match\, or by Twin Buffers ??  lays
  hash regardless of being on crutches ( maybe supplied for dramatic effect
  only) and takes absolutely no risks with getting anyone lost and replaces
  all checks with arrows. Thus making it the most Health and Safety conscio
 us hash to date.\n 	Squashed balls also claims to have no idea what the 
 “Rocky Horror Picture Show” is actually about\, which is hard to belie
 ve after a lifetime following Torquay United.\n 	After having a quiet word
  with Rear-Entry the previous week\, and due to his absence\, it was agree
 d to let Overshot win this weeks hash\, to keep levels of moaning about ba
 d back/neck/arms/legs to a minimum. Even though he cheated and carried his
  fancy dress around the hash in a man bag.\n 	Back in the clubhouse and af
 ter generous helpings of roast potatoes and sausages\, Spotty Botty awarde
 d the Down Downs to:\n 	Arfana\,  for 100 wasted wednesday's.\n 	The two 
 virgins.\n 	    Nice Buns\,   no idea why.\nKnockers\, well\, for her
  Knockers !\nBarbie\, for dressing as if he was attending a Labour confere
 nce.\nSquashed Balls\, for pushing through the pain barrier\, and blaming
  all arrows on Twin Buffers (true gentleman)On On to Ringmore and Goolies 
 Firework Extravaganza.\n - THE MOST SCARIEST HASH EVER!! EVER EVER EVER...
 .\nSquashed balls is doing another hash at the scene of his crime last tim
 e out!\nIt's Fancy Dress too being Halloween so Horror/Rocky Horror on the
  hash\, after the hash or both!\nHash 1167\nSquashed Balls Redemption Hash
 \nA.K.A Rocky Horror does Totnes\n\nAfter much conversation on Facebook ne
 w driving chat group\, I secure a seat on the Funbus. This will be my virg
 in ride as a B.U.M.A\n\n7 Hashers\, 2 dogs and plenty of bad singing later
  we arrive expectantly at Totnes Rugby Club fully prepared for the impendi
 ng doom\, we were warned.\n\nShorts no longer than 9 miles\,\n\nLongs no l
 onger than 15 miles\,\n\nHead torches were fully charged\, spare batteries
  checked\, overnight bags packed.\n\nSo the highlights of the Redemption H
 ash appeared to be:\n\n 	Overshot stealing Spotty Botty's thunder by attem
 pting to get the apathetic hashers at the circle up into a rendition of th
 e Timewarp\, Step to the left\, Jump to the right.................\n 	Barb
 erella and JP\, Having grown up in Totnes as Siblings (who would have gues
 sed)  \,and knowing the area intimately head for the Rugby Club located o
 n top of the swimming pool.\n 	A few disgruntled “short” hashers miss 
 the long short split and end up on the long\, much to their disgust\, due 
 to lots of steep hills.\n 	Hekkyl and Jyde not content with tripping up th
 e majority of the faster hashers with their extendable dog lead\, now take
  turns trying to trip up each other up by throwing the dogs ball between e
 ach others legs.\n 	At the very welcome drinks stop\, B the B somehow mana
 ges to lock her car keys inside\, but rent a son Tight Fit (due to previou
 s training as a master burglar) breaks in through drivers window to retrie
 ve keys and provide refreshment to now salivating hashers.\n 	Squashed Bal
 ls\, having had a severe beating in a previous squash match\, or by Twin B
 uffers ??  lays hash regardless of being on crutches ( maybe supplied for
  dramatic effect only) and takes absolutely no risks with getting anyone l
 ost and replaces all checks with arrows. Thus making it the most Health an
 d Safety conscious hash to date.\n 	Squashed balls also claims to have no 
 idea what the “Rocky Horror Picture Show” is actually about\, which is
  hard to believe after a lifetime following Torquay United.\n 	After havin
 g a quiet word with Rear-Entry the previous week\, and due to his absence\
 , it was agreed to let Overshot win this weeks hash\, to keep levels of mo
 aning about bad back/neck/arms/legs to a minimum. Even though he cheated a
 nd carried his fancy dress around the hash in a man bag.\n 	Back in the cl
 ubhouse and after generous helpings of roast potatoes and sausages\, Spott
 y Botty awarded the Down Downs to:\n 	Arfana\,  for 100 wasted wednesday'
 s.\n 	The two virgins.\n 	    Nice Buns\,   no idea why.\nKnockers\, 
 well\, for her Knockers !\nBarbie\, for dressing as if he was attending a 
 Labour conference.\nSquashed Balls\, for pushing through the pain barrier\
 , and blaming all arrows on Twin Buffers (true gentleman)On On to Ringmor
 e and Goolies Firework Extravaganza.\n
CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
LOCATION:Totnes RFC Borough Park\, Totnes\, Devon\, TQ9 5XW
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