BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:199@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London;VALUE=DATE:20181124 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London;VALUE=DATE:20181125 DTSTAMP:20191112T215006Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1171/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1171 - Saturday - Dartmoor Training Centre DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1171 &\; 1172 accord ing to\nGary Glitter\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHash No. 117 1\nDartmoor Training Centre\, Near Two Bridges\, Princetown\nSaturday 24th November\n\nWaking up on Saturday morning in Kingsbridge to the sound of the rain coming down as stair rods\, which it had been doing throughout th e night\, I seriously questioned my sanity!  Had I known of the dedicati on of our team of chefs\, going up the night before to prep the veg\,( Rus ty Bott peeling a whole bag of spuds) I would have leapt out of bed a bit quicker!!\nFortunately the weather cleared a little and the rain abated by the time I drove into the Training centre. By then the inside was looking very festive with a flashing tree and Xmas decorations. \nWe circled up at 12.30 after some wonderful home made soup and baguette.\nThe hares Rear Entry and Just Horny\, in their shorts\, and Dimmers then gave us a safet y information check and told us to stick to the marks! (Bit literal in som e cases!)\nWe had a choice of Longs - 14 miles\, a Short - 9 miles or a wa lk of 2 miles. Was thinking of doing the walking route twice but decided t o do the short as we had the afternoon and it wasn't raining too hard yet! We set off up onto the Moor. We\, were Traffic\, Arfie\, Ubie\, Bev and I - the Famous Five minus Timmy!  We climbed up and up and then down to t he first flooded gate and were being careful when the Hares passed us tell ing us that we were bound to get wet soon. \nFilth was doing the walk and was told to walk towards the brown cow and turn left. What happens if the cow moves she said? Well it did move and they nearly got lost!\nThere wer e five checks  on the long trail. At the beginning they said that there would be no beer stops\, as they didn't have any glasses\, but then we cam e across a little building which had a sign outside which said 'Welcome\, please come in'. Ah\, a coffee stop I thought but no it was a small chapel . Somewhere to shelter from the wet or to pray that it will all be over so on! Especially when they said that the crosses on the Moor were in memory off hashers that had gone before!! On to the next river crossing where it was quite boggy. I decided to just leap for it as I knew it would come up to my knees but tripped and ended up sprawled in it with both gloves now b lack and wet. Yuk. On on past a couple of cottages with a wind turbine to the first Long/Short split followed by another a mile or so further on. Th e Famous Five jogged up the hill in the drizzle and mist to the OH but bec ause we were talking to boost morale failed to turn left and went straight on! Werealised our mistake and turned back to circle round and see the cl uster of trees and the centre in the distance.  The thought of tea\, cak e and a hot shower spurred us on to the finish.\nThe following info I glea ned from the rest of the hashers. I wasn't the only one to take a dive as so did Cowpat and Rusty Bottom. Streaky Shit and Little Chef diverted ont o the walkers route and did three extra miles!  Dead Man Walking managed to do the whole hash backwards - a man of many talents! Hekkel and Jyde d id their own route of 4 to 5 miles with their dog Ollie. \nThere was a lo t of straddling going on by Beef Flicker\, sorry Bee Flicker\,  and Pidd ler straddling rivers and Boaty and Pugsley straddling fences. The knittin g circle was made up of Flag-no-lay\, Rizzo and Nice Buns. \n\nBack at th e centre downs downs were awarded to:-\nRear Entry\, Just Horny and Dimmer s for haring\nRizzo for organising the weekend\nPony Shafter for upsetting the local farmer and getting lost\nOver Exposed and Little Chef for cook ing our Xmas meal\nTraffic and Filth for breakfasts to follow\, Rubbery to o who stolidly carried on his duties as Hash Flash\nWe named Bev Bogof as she works in Tescos and fell in a bog and she had to have a name as a virg in layer\nUBend and Bogof for Hare of the Dog hash\n\nThe cakes were yummy \, tea was hot and so were the showers. However\, Rizzo thought the shower s were tiny. It's all a matter of proportion!! After a cracking dinner it was Father and Mother Christmas aka Rubbery and Filth (a dodgy combination !) \nOn on to the evening shenanigans with balloons\, tea towels\, black spots\, bunny ears and wood\, nails and a hammer! Not to mention the karao ke and some excellent dancing and a roaring fire! Some went to bed at midn ight\, some at 3\, some at 5 and I believe one at 6.45! Fallen Woman decid ed if you can't beat them join them at 2am in her rather fetching silk spo tted pyjamas! \n\nOn on GG\n\nHash 1172\n\nThose in the ladies dorm were raised to the hash by the dulcet clanging of empty wine bottles (thanks R e-entry) a mass panicked scrambled ensued. It's 10 minutes to the hash wen t the cry and there was much bleary scrambling into clothes-some of it eve n running gear. Most had cleared out of their beds and were ready for the hash in super-quick time.\n\nBig thanks were given to Ubend and Bogof for getting out of bed even earlier to lay what proved to be a gentle amble ab out the moor\, just enough to let us know we had got out\, and could now e njoy a big\, fat breakfast\n\nOn on to Shaugh Prior\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n  \;\n\nIt's time to get festive! New venue this year!\n\n \;\n\n - \n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1171 &\; 1172 according to\nGary Gl itter\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHash No. 1171\nDartmoor Tra ining Centre\, Near Two Bridges\, Princetown\nSaturday 24th November\n\nWa king up on Saturday morning in Kingsbridge to the sound of the rain coming down as stair rods\, which it had been doing throughout the night\, I ser iously questioned my sanity!  Had I known of the dedication of our team of chefs\, going up the night before to prep the veg\,( Rusty Bott peeling a whole bag of spuds) I would have leapt out of bed a bit quicker!!\nFort unately the weather cleared a little and the rain abated by the time I dro ve into the Training centre. By then the inside was looking very festive w ith a flashing tree and Xmas decorations. \nWe circled up at 12.30 after some wonderful home made soup and baguette.\nThe hares Rear Entry and Just Horny\, in their shorts\, and Dimmers then gave us a safety information c heck and told us to stick to the marks! (Bit literal in some cases!)\nWe h ad a choice of Longs - 14 miles\, a Short - 9 miles or a walk of 2 miles. Was thinking of doing the walking route twice but decided to do the short as we had the afternoon and it wasn't raining too hard yet! We set off up onto the Moor. We\, were Traffic\, Arfie\, Ubie\, Bev and I - the Famous F ive minus Timmy!  We climbed up and up and then down to the first floode d gate and were being careful when the Hares passed us telling us that we were bound to get wet soon. \nFilth was doing the walk and was told to wa lk towards the brown cow and turn left. What happens if the cow moves she said? Well it did move and they nearly got lost!\nThere were five checks   on the long trail. At the beginning they said that there would be no bee r stops\, as they didn't have any glasses\, but then we came across a litt le building which had a sign outside which said 'Welcome\, please come in' . Ah\, a coffee stop I thought but no it was a small chapel. Somewhere to shelter from the wet or to pray that it will all be over soon! Especially when they said that the crosses on the Moor were in memory off hashers tha t had gone before!! On to the next river crossing where it was quite boggy . I decided to just leap for it as I knew it would come up to my knees but tripped and ended up sprawled in it with both gloves now black and wet. Y uk. On on past a couple of cottages with a wind turbine to the first Long/ Short split followed by another a mile or so further on. The Famous Five j ogged up the hill in the drizzle and mist to the OH but because we were ta lking to boost morale failed to turn left and went straight on! Werealised our mistake and turned back to circle round and see the cluster of trees and the centre in the distance.  The thought of tea\, cake and a hot sho wer spurred us on to the finish.\nThe following info I gleaned from the re st of the hashers. I wasn't the only one to take a dive as so did Cowpat a nd Rusty Bottom. Streaky Shit and Little Chef diverted onto the walkers r oute and did three extra miles!  Dead Man Walking managed to do the whol e hash backwards - a man of many talents! Hekkel and Jyde did their own ro ute of 4 to 5 miles with their dog Ollie. \nThere was a lot of straddling going on by Beef Flicker\, sorry Bee Flicker\,  and Piddler straddling rivers and Boaty and Pugsley straddling fences. The knitting circle was ma de up of Flag-no-lay\, Rizzo and Nice Buns. \n\nBack at the centre downs downs were awarded to:-\nRear Entry\, Just Horny and Dimmers for haring\nR izzo for organising the weekend\nPony Shafter for upsetting the local farm er and getting lost\nOver Exposed and Little Chef for cooking our Xmas me al\nTraffic and Filth for breakfasts to follow\, Rubbery too who stolidly carried on his duties as Hash Flash\nWe named Bev Bogof as she works in Te scos and fell in a bog and she had to have a name as a virgin layer\nUBend and Bogof for Hare of the Dog hash\n\nThe cakes were yummy\, tea was hot and so were the showers. However\, Rizzo thought the showers were tiny. It 's all a matter of proportion!! After a cracking dinner it was Father and Mother Christmas aka Rubbery and Filth (a dodgy combination!) \nOn on to the evening shenanigans with balloons\, tea towels\, black spots\, bunny e ars and wood\, nails and a hammer! Not to mention the karaoke and some exc ellent dancing and a roaring fire! Some went to bed at midnight\, some at 3\, some at 5 and I believe one at 6.45! Fallen Woman decided if you can't beat them join them at 2am in her rather fetching silk spotted pyjamas!  \n\nOn on GG\n\nHash 1172\n\nThose in the ladies dorm were raised to the h ash by the dulcet clanging of empty wine bottles (thanks Re-entry) a mass panicked scrambled ensued. It's 10 minutes to the hash went the cry and t here was much bleary scrambling into clothes-some of it even running gear. Most had cleared out of their beds and were ready for the hash in super-q uick time.\n\nBig thanks were given to Ubend and Bogof for getting out of bed even earlier to lay what proved to be a gentle amble about the moor\, just enough to let us know we had got out\, and could now enjoy a big\, fa t breakfast\n\nOn on to Shaugh Prior\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \;\n\nIt's time to get festive! 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