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SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1174 - Fortescue Arms
DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1174 according to Hekkel
 \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMarvellous! I thought\, no more On
  Sec duties\, no more slightly (alright\, not slightly...) compulsive fold
 ing\, sorting and categorising t-shirts by size and colour\, no more porin
 g over tick-list and spreadsheets trying to find hashers’ runs lost in t
 he mists of time\, I’ll be able instead to do lots of other things like 
 ... Write The Words! (SH4 is just like Hotel California: you can check out
  any time you like but you can never leave\, be warned you newbie hashers\
 , get out now before it’s too late...)\n\nHowever\, it is an opportune m
 oment for me to be writing the Words this week - turns out I am going to b
 e spending quite a lot of time sitting on my already spreading bottom afte
 r last night’s shenanigans - but more of that later\, it’s not all abo
 ut me (what am I saying – of course it is...)\n\nSpotty Botty’s calcu
 lations sound just about right to me – 5\,000 checks\, 4\,000 gallons of
  water\, 3\,000 miles uphill (and only 1 mile of down by my reckoning...) 
 and 2 hares in deep\, deep trouble\, although I believe one or two of the 
 more demented members of the hash quite enjoyed it – when we finally ope
 n the SH4 Care Home for Those Whose Minds Have Turned to Shiggy they’ll 
 be the first through the doors...\n\nSomewhere towards the beginning of th
 e hash I vaguely heard Tiffany’s voice and turned around to say hi\, b
 ut I was unceremoniously dragged off by a yelping Olly before I could open
  my mouth. It was nice to see you anyway Tiffs\, welcome back to the fold
 .\n\nOn the hash the carefully placed Green Stone provided hours (well\, s
 everal minutes anyway) of amusement as hasher after hasher called “watch
  out for the slippery green stone!” in perfect harmony with another grac
 efully executed head-over-heels\, complete with associated squeaks\, shrie
 ks and the occasional thump.\n\nBee Flicker is really engaging with the h
 ash now and decided to don a uniform of black and yellow in full immersion
  into his Name (as well as all the shiggy). Other hashers who might feel i
 nspired but who really should avoid doing the same include Goolie\, Belle
 nd\, Rear Entry\, Squashed Balls\, Cow Pat – oh wait – too late for h
 er...\n\nIt was quite a gentlemanly hash for a while\, although a very ung
 entlemanly Nokkers nokked into poor Jyde leaving him reeling. Clearly 
 a forceful woman\, not to be messed with. And the ungentlemanly longs left
  poor Just Horny trailing at the back (now she knows how the rest of us 
 feel most of the time)\; maybe she was being punished for not kicking out 
 the checks\, although if you’re at the back\, there’s not a lot of poi
 nt when you come to think of it.\n\nIn other more chivalrous episodes\, on
  one of the first of many vertical ascents (more like overhangs actually..
 .) Olly inexplicably and suddenly stopped pulling\, causing me to fall bac
 kwards towards Rubbery who gallantly and manfully took my bottom in both
  hands and gave it a mighty shove. I accepted his proposal and the wedding
  is next week.\n\nGomez courteously helped me over and under stiles\, fen
 ces\, barbed wire\, gates and through raging torrents\; the latter being w
 here I met my nemesis in the form of an underwater bacon-slicer which give
 s a whole new meaning to ‘ham off the bone’ for me. Back at the car\, 
 leggings removed\, and the damage became nauseatingly apparent\, a large t
 hick chunk of skin flapping loosely and almost independently of the rest o
 f my leg (the tibia looked fine though from what I could see of it...).\n\
 nRunning Late\, brandishing his outdoor first aid certificate and Dimmer
 s brandishing his box (first aid – what did you think?) gallantly raced
  up to administer help\, then raced back to the pub to rescue their pints.
  Jyde who had raced from the pub having sensibly shortcutted back earlie
 r stood and watched while I applied a dressing to myself – that’s the 
 NHS for you...\n\nAs one more accustomed to shortcutting\, I am firmly res
 olved to follow even more closely in the footsteps of the likes of Jyde\,
  Dulux\, Rabid\, Nokkers\, also cheating Rizzo\, Nice Buns\, Low-t-arse 
 and Barbarella in the future.\n\nDown downs went to:\n\nThe hares\;\nPy
  for her 500th run\, probably more like 700 for both her and Pinky (bu
 t who’s counting – Twisted Sister not me!)\nBarbie for ungentlemanl
 y behaviour probably\;\nRunning Late for having a first aid certificate\n
 Rizzo for being a cheating tunnel-avoider\nThanks to Overshot and Rusty 
 Bottom for a... um... trail and on-on to The Sloop at Bantham – what’
 s the worst that can happen eh?\n\nOn-on\, Hekkel\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - \n\n\n\n
 \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1174 according to Hekkel\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\
 n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMarvellous! I thought\, no more On Sec duties\, no mo
 re slightly (alright\, not slightly...) compulsive folding\, sorting and c
 ategorising t-shirts by size and colour\, no more poring over tick-list an
 d spreadsheets trying to find hashers’ runs lost in the mists of time\, 
 I’ll be able instead to do lots of other things like ... Write The Words
 ! (SH4 is just like Hotel California: you can check out any time you like 
 but you can never leave\, be warned you newbie hashers\, get out now befor
 e it’s too late...)\n\nHowever\, it is an opportune moment for me to be 
 writing the Words this week - turns out I am going to be spending quite a 
 lot of time sitting on my already spreading bottom after last night’s sh
 enanigans - but more of that later\, it’s not all about me (what am I sa
 ying – of course it is...)\n\nSpotty Botty’s calculations sound just 
 about right to me – 5\,000 checks\, 4\,000 gallons of water\, 3\,000 mil
 es uphill (and only 1 mile of down by my reckoning...) and 2 hares in deep
 \, deep trouble\, although I believe one or two of the more demented membe
 rs of the hash quite enjoyed it – when we finally open the SH4 Care Home
  for Those Whose Minds Have Turned to Shiggy they’ll be the first throug
 h the doors...\n\nSomewhere towards the beginning of the hash I vaguely he
 ard Tiffany’s voice and turned around to say hi\, but I was unceremoni
 ously dragged off by a yelping Olly before I could open my mouth. It was n
 ice to see you anyway Tiffs\, welcome back to the fold.\n\nOn the hash th
 e carefully placed Green Stone provided hours (well\, several minutes anyw
 ay) of amusement as hasher after hasher called “watch out for the slippe
 ry green stone!” in perfect harmony with another gracefully executed hea
 d-over-heels\, complete with associated squeaks\, shrieks and the occasion
 al thump.\n\nBee Flicker is really engaging with the hash now and decided
  to don a uniform of black and yellow in full immersion into his Name (as 
 well as all the shiggy). Other hashers who might feel inspired but who rea
 lly should avoid doing the same include Goolie\, Bellend\, Rear Entry\, S
 quashed Balls\, Cow Pat – oh wait – too late for her...\n\nIt was qui
 te a gentlemanly hash for a while\, although a very ungentlemanly Nokkers
  nokked into poor Jyde leaving him reeling. Clearly a forceful woman\, 
 not to be messed with. And the ungentlemanly longs left poor Just Horny 
 trailing at the back (now she knows how the rest of us feel most of the ti
 me)\; maybe she was being punished for not kicking out the checks\, althou
 gh if you’re at the back\, there’s not a lot of point when you come to
  think of it.\n\nIn other more chivalrous episodes\, on one of the first o
 f many vertical ascents (more like overhangs actually...) Olly inexplicabl
 y and suddenly stopped pulling\, causing me to fall backwards towards Rub
 bery who gallantly and manfully took my bottom in both hands and gave it 
 a mighty shove. I accepted his proposal and the wedding is next week.\n\nG
 omez courteously helped me over and under stiles\, fences\, barbed wire\,
  gates and through raging torrents\; the latter being where I met my nemes
 is in the form of an underwater bacon-slicer which gives a whole new meani
 ng to ‘ham off the bone’ for me. Back at the car\, leggings removed\, 
 and the damage became nauseatingly apparent\, a large thick chunk of skin 
 flapping loosely and almost independently of the rest of my leg (the tibia
  looked fine though from what I could see of it...).\n\nRunning Late\, br
 andishing his outdoor first aid certificate and Dimmers brandishing his 
 box (first aid – what did you think?) gallantly raced up to administer h
 elp\, then raced back to the pub to rescue their pints. Jyde who had rac
 ed from the pub having sensibly shortcutted back earlier stood and watched
  while I applied a dressing to myself – that’s the NHS for you...\n\nA
 s one more accustomed to shortcutting\, I am firmly resolved to follow eve
 n more closely in the footsteps of the likes of Jyde\, Dulux\, Rabid\, No
 kkers\, also cheating Rizzo\, Nice Buns\, Low-t-arse and Barbarella in
  the future.\n\nDown downs went to:\n\nThe hares\;\nPy for her 500th run
 \, probably more like 700 for both her and Pinky (but who’s counting 
 – Twisted Sister not me!)\nBarbie for ungentlemanly behaviour probabl
 y\;\nRunning Late for having a first aid certificate\nRizzo for being a 
 cheating tunnel-avoider\nThanks to Overshot and Rusty Bottom for a... um
 ... trail and on-on to The Sloop at Bantham – what’s the worst that ca
 n happen eh?\n\nOn-on\, Hekkel\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
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