BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:197@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20181128T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20181128T230000 DTSTAMP:20191112T214856Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1172/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1173 - Shaugh Bridge- Dewerstone Car Park DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1173 according to Gomez\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRun 1173    Shaugh Bridge \nH ares SPUD-U-LIKE and DARTBOARD                                 \n\n5p.m. THE ADDAMS FAMILY lounge.\nMORTICIA and GOME Z looking out of the window at the driving rain in the gale force wind. Do we really want to go on tonight's hash\, an hours drive\, dark\, cold and very wet? Answer.. of course we do! And a good job too as it turned out t o be an unusual and enjoyable hash and even the rain held off.\n\nWe arriv ed at Shaugh Bridge to find many other hashers had come to the same conclu sion and we all parked in Hash style in the unlit car park ( the untrained eye would see only chaos ). We were called to order by OVERSHOT who first introduced us to two lady virgins\, one from Plymouth and one from Ivybri dge. Then we were presented to the hares\, guest laying from Plympton\, SP UD-U-LIKE and DARTBOARD. SPUD was pro Europe giving the distances in Km's thus ensuring that everyone over 40 (95% of the Hash) were doing quick men tal calculations.\n\nWe were warned of two river crossings (  “It's ok\ , it only comes up to your knees”)\, steep hills\, rock climbing and shi ggy. Well 3 out of 4 turned out to be true\, more of that later. DARTBOARD was very quiet.... guilty conscience maybe.\n\nI elected to do the medium and from the outset found myself in a small group comprising of MORTICIA\ , COWPAT\, VINDALOO\, HARDCORE PRAWN\, READYMIX\, PONYSHAFTER and lo! A ha re\, DARTBOARD. It didn't start too well as\, puffing up the hill away fro m the raging river\,  we were called back by the hare informing us that w e had missed the split and were on the long. Quelle horreure! “Which way ” said I. “ I'm not sure” was the hares' reply. Did not inspire conf idence.\n\nVINDALOO charged on ahead regardless\, Anyway\, down\, down bac k to the river where we were faced with the first crossing. Hmmm! It did l ook quite deep\, wide and awfully fast. SPUD-U- LIKE appeared. “ It's ok \, it's only up to your knees”. Well\, I am 6'3”\, not as tall as BIGF OOT but reasonably so. We formed a human chain to cross and soon I felt co ld water hitting the nether regions. Now I may be old but they haven't yet dropped down to my knees\, so methinks the hares were liberal with the tr uth. Pity the poor harriets who are about a foot shorter than me.\n\nPONY SHAFTER and READYMIX were titans anchoring each end and much shrieking lat er we were on the other bank. Thoughts loomed “we have to cross back”. I wondered where LITTLE CHEF was and how\, at less than 5ft\, she had man aged. I needn't have worried..... She had bottled it and followed the walk ers route.\n\nScrabbling along we came across TIGHT ARSE being bodily supp orted by MEATY WHORE and WILLY WAIVER. It transpired she had badly damaged her ankle by slipping on the only level section of the hash! Soon they fo und Dr STICKY BUSH who suspected a fracture. Did they go straight to A and E? No. TIGHT ARSE was living up to her name. She had paid for her curry a t the pub in advance and would go later\, what a trooper!\n\nWe soldiered on. The 2nd crossing was wider and faster but not so deep. We crossed in the same style and commenced the never ending uphill to the Dewerstone som e 10\,000m high or so it felt. It was nice though\, to be able to hear our selves think after the roaring of the river.At the top was a sweety stop a nd fine views of the lights of surrounding villages. There we met up with some of the 'shorts'\, RUBBERY\, LAZY GIT\, SQUASHED BALLS\, TWIN BUFFERS and DULUX\, and commenced the steep and tricky descent. BARBARELLA came in to view. BARBIE had got lost apparently. Talk about reversal of fortune. B ARBARELLA and LOWTARSE are THE experts in that department.\n\nI am told by BILKO\, that there were 7 Plympton  with us tonight...nearly a merger!\n \nI learnt that\, on the long\, RIZZO and JUST HORNY were to be seen dragg ing PUGSLEY back into the water after he had helped them. That's gratitude for you.\n\nAlso that LAZY GIT had led RUBBERY\, DULUIX\, HEKKEL and FILT H astray and were all shortcutting. BOATY MCBOATFACE\, RUNNING LATE and PU GSLEY had buddied up and formed a mens knitting circle.\n\nBack at the pub TIGHT ARSE did indeed get her curry and a pint(also a down down later) be fore leaving for 'casualty' as SQUASHED BALLS calls it.\n\nThere was a los t property display by FILTH of rejects left at the fantastic hash weekend ( cheers RIZZO\, NICE BUNS\, RUSTY BOTTOM and all concerned). DEAD MAN WAL KING claimed something as did LOTARSE but the size 11 trainers are yet to be identified.\n\nSQUASHED BALLS was the RA. using his notes on a beer mat . He gave them to me afterwards and let me tell you they were absolutely u seless!  How he does it is an mystery to me.\n\nDown Downs were awarded t o:\n\nSPUD-YOU-LIKE   and DARTBOARD for a great hash\n\nPONYSHAFTER      for being a Titan\n\nTIGHT ARSE         as further anaesthet ic\n\nSTICKY BUSH     for being a good Samaritan\n\nBEE FLICKER      for dastardly behaviour and dropping OVERSHOT in it\n\n\nThe pub was th anked and it is on on to The Fortescue at East Allington.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n \;\n\nIt's a guest lay from our kind friends at Plympton Hash!\nCirc le Up Changed to Shaugh Bridge! ON DOWN still the White Thorne! - \n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1173 according to Gomez\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRun 1173    Shaugh Bridge \nHares SPUD-U-LIKE an d DARTBOARD                                 \n\n5p.m. THE ADDAMS FAMILY lounge.\nMORTICIA and GOMEZ looking out of t he window at the driving rain in the gale force wind. Do we really want to go on tonight's hash\, an hours drive\, dark\, cold and very wet? Answer. . of course we do! And a good job too as it turned out to be an unusual an d enjoyable hash and even the rain held off.\n\nWe arrived at Shaugh Bridg e to find many other hashers had come to the same conclusion and we all pa rked in Hash style in the unlit car park ( the untrained eye would see onl y chaos ). We were called to order by OVERSHOT who first introduced us to two lady virgins\, one from Plymouth and one from Ivybridge. Then we were presented to the hares\, guest laying from Plympton\, SPUD-U-LIKE and DART BOARD. SPUD was pro Europe giving the distances in Km's thus ensuring that everyone over 40 (95% of the Hash) were doing quick mental calculations.\ n\nWe were warned of two river crossings (  “It's ok\, it only comes up to your knees”)\, steep hills\, rock climbing and shiggy. Well 3 out of 4 turned out to be true\, more of that later. DARTBOARD was very quiet... . guilty conscience maybe.\n\nI elected to do the medium and from the outs et found myself in a small group comprising of MORTICIA\, COWPAT\, VINDALO O\, HARDCORE PRAWN\, READYMIX\, PONYSHAFTER and lo! A hare\, DARTBOARD. It didn't start too well as\, puffing up the hill away from the raging river \,  we were called back by the hare informing us that we had missed the s plit and were on the long. Quelle horreure! “Which way” said I. “ I' m not sure” was the hares' reply. Did not inspire confidence.\n\nVINDALO O charged on ahead regardless\, Anyway\, down\, down back to the river whe re we were faced with the first crossing. Hmmm! It did look quite deep\, w ide and awfully fast. SPUD-U- LIKE appeared. “ It's ok\, it's only up to your knees”. Well\, I am 6'3”\, not as tall as BIGFOOT but reasonably so. We formed a human chain to cross and soon I felt cold water hitting t he nether regions. Now I may be old but they haven't yet dropped down to m y knees\, so methinks the hares were liberal with the truth. Pity the poor harriets who are about a foot shorter than me.\n\nPONY SHAFTER and READYM IX were titans anchoring each end and much shrieking later we were on the other bank. Thoughts loomed “we have to cross back”. I wondered where LITTLE CHEF was and how\, at less than 5ft\, she had managed. I needn't ha ve worried..... She had bottled it and followed the walkers route.\n\nScra bbling along we came across TIGHT ARSE being bodily supported by MEATY WHO RE and WILLY WAIVER. It transpired she had badly damaged her ankle by slip ping on the only level section of the hash! Soon they found Dr STICKY BUSH who suspected a fracture. Did they go straight to A and E? No. TIGHT ARSE was living up to her name. She had paid for her curry at the pub in advan ce and would go later\, what a trooper!\n\nWe soldiered on. The 2nd cross ing was wider and faster but not so deep. We crossed in the same style and commenced the never ending uphill to the Dewerstone some 10\,000m high or so it felt. It was nice though\, to be able to hear ourselves think after the roaring of the river.At the top was a sweety stop and fine views of t he lights of surrounding villages. There we met up with some of the 'short s'\, RUBBERY\, LAZY GIT\, SQUASHED BALLS\, TWIN BUFFERS and DULUX\, and co mmenced the steep and tricky descent. BARBARELLA came into view. BARBIE ha d got lost apparently. Talk about reversal of fortune. BARBARELLA and LOWT ARSE are THE experts in that department.\n\nI am told by BILKO\, that ther e were 7 Plympton  with us tonight...nearly a merger!\n\nI learnt that\, on the long\, RIZZO and JUST HORNY were to be seen dragging PUGSLEY back i nto the water after he had helped them. That's gratitude for you.\n\nAlso that LAZY GIT had led RUBBERY\, DULUIX\, HEKKEL and FILTH astray and were all shortcutting. BOATY MCBOATFACE\, RUNNING LATE and PUGSLEY had buddied up and formed a mens knitting circle.\n\nBack at the pub TIGHT ARSE did in deed get her curry and a pint(also a down down later) before leaving for ' casualty' as SQUASHED BALLS calls it.\n\nThere was a lost property display by FILTH of rejects left at the fantastic hash weekend ( cheers RIZZO\, N ICE BUNS\, RUSTY BOTTOM and all concerned). DEAD MAN WALKING claimed somet hing as did LOTARSE but the size 11 trainers are yet to be identified.\n\n SQUASHED BALLS was the RA. using his notes on a beer mat. He gave them to me afterwards and let me tell you they were absolutely useless!  How he d oes it is an mystery to me.\n\nDown Downs were awarded to:\n\nSPUD-YOU-LIK E   and DARTBOARD for a great hash\n\nPONYSHAFTER     for being a Ti tan\n\nTIGHT ARSE         as further anaesthetic\n\nSTICKY BUSH      for being a good Samaritan\n\nBEE FLICKER     for dastardly beh aviour and dropping OVERSHOT in it\n\n\nThe pub was thanked and it is on o n to The Fortescue at East Allington.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \;\n\nIt's a g uest lay from our kind friends at Plympton Hash!\nCircle Up Changed to Sha ugh Bridge! ON DOWN still the White Thorne! 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