BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:202@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20181212T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20181212T230000 DTSTAMP:20191112T214638Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1175/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1175 - Sloop Inn DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1175 according to Goolie \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAs we gathered outside the Sloop I nn or maybe not\, as most were inside enjoying the warmth of the fire and not the howling wind straight from the sea. There was a rush when our GM c alled the hash to order\, eagerly waiting for his sonnet on Bantham. With calls of “get on with it we are freezing “ he handed over to the hares \, Filth and virgin hare Sex Wax.\n\nThere was some confusion over whether this was our Christmas run so some had dressed for the occasion and some hadn’t. The G M being unsure himself half-heartedly wore some antlers on his head\, next week being the closest hash to Christmas is of course whe n one should try their best to dress up as a Fairy or Elf being the theme for this year. It’s just that Filth likes to dress up whatever the occas ion.\n\nHer preamble mentioned there were some nasty cows in one field so she had laid a lot on road to avoid them. That was her excuse \, the fact she doesn’t have a four wheel drive might have something to do with it. The longs being sent off in one direction the shorts in another. The Short s were led down hill to the beach then a lovely stroll along the coastal p ath\, the longs I have no idea only that it was six miles and that was all I needed to know .\n\nThere was a Virgin at the start from A &\;G but what happened to her\, does anybody know? Couldn’t find her in the Pub a fter so maybe she is still out there\, if she turns up next week we can fi nd out. The drink stop was most welcome with minced pies \, cocktails\, Ba ileys and sweets\, only some hashers arrived before Sex Wax but is was her first lay remember.\n\nBack in the pub the landlady was very welcoming wi th a smile a joke and a good pint of Proper Job. Squash Balls as RA set ab out his job with his notes on a piece of wood\, two birthdays JP and Twist ed Sister. I felt a little sorry for the latter as her own mother Lo-tarse seemed very surprised at the news. Not much of a present to look forward to there\, hope you had a great time on Saturday despite Twisted.\n\nBlue Nun once again led half the pack astray\, some people just can’t learn. Pony Shafter poor fellow had a bad headache due to a fall or repercussions from a previous hash. Shirt Lifter just can’t get it out of his head it ’s not a race and was pleased to announce he had won. Dear Olive having got lost again (well what hash doesn’t she) had her newly purchased pint spilled across the table by Twin buffers bottom\, causing multiple hasher s to get very wet.\n\nDown downs were awarded to the two hares\,  Blue Nu n\, Shirt Lifter and Pony Shafter\, birthday wishes awarded to JP and TS. It was noted that Sex Wax needs a little more practice.\n\nIt’s on on to Dartmouth for our pre Christmas hash with more Mince pies mulled wine and cider with some carols thrown in.\n\nGoolie\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - \n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1175 according to Goolie\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAs we gathered outside the Sloop Inn or maybe not\, as mos t were inside enjoying the warmth of the fire and not the howling wind str aight from the sea. There was a rush when our GM called the hash to order\ , eagerly waiting for his sonnet on Bantham. With calls of “get on with it we are freezing “ he handed over to the hares\, Filth and virgin hare Sex Wax.\n\nThere was some confusion over whether this was our Christmas run so some had dressed for the occasion and some hadn’t. The G M being unsure himself half-heartedly wore some antlers on his head\, next week be ing the closest hash to Christmas is of course when one should try their b est to dress up as a Fairy or Elf being the theme for this year. It’s ju st that Filth likes to dress up whatever the occasion.\n\nHer preamble men tioned there were some nasty cows in one field so she had laid a lot on ro ad to avoid them. That was her excuse \, the fact she doesn’t have a fou r wheel drive might have something to do with it. The longs being sent off in one direction the shorts in another. The Shorts were led down hill to the beach then a lovely stroll along the coastal path\, the longs I have n o idea only that it was six miles and that was all I needed to know .\n\nT here was a Virgin at the start from A &\;G but what happened to her\, d oes anybody know? Couldn’t find her in the Pub after so maybe she is sti ll out there\, if she turns up next week we can find out. The drink stop w as most welcome with minced pies \, cocktails\, Baileys and sweets\, only some hashers arrived before Sex Wax but is was her first lay remember.\n\n Back in the pub the landlady was very welcoming with a smile a joke and a good pint of Proper Job. Squash Balls as RA set about his job with his not es on a piece of wood\, two birthdays JP and Twisted Sister. I felt a litt le sorry for the latter as her own mother Lo-tarse seemed very surprised a t the news. Not much of a present to look forward to there\, hope you had a great time on Saturday despite Twisted.\n\nBlue Nun once again led half the pack astray\, some people just can’t learn. Pony Shafter poor fellow had a bad headache due to a fall or repercussions from a previous hash. S hirt Lifter just can’t get it out of his head it’s not a race and was pleased to announce he had won. Dear Olive having got lost again (well wha t hash doesn’t she) had her newly purchased pint spilled across the tabl e by Twin buffers bottom\, causing multiple hashers to get very wet.\n\nDo wn downs were awarded to the two hares\,  Blue Nun\, Shirt Lifter and Pon y Shafter\, birthday wishes awarded to JP and TS. It was noted that Sex Wa x needs a little more practice.\n\nIt’s on on to Dartmouth for our pre C hristmas hash with more Mince pies mulled wine and cider with some carols thrown in.\n\nGoolie\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Sloop Inn The Sloop Inn\, Bantham\, TQ7 3AJ GEO:50.278343;-3.868833 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Sloop Inn\, Bantham\, T Q7 3AJ\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Sloop Inn:geo:50.278343 ,-3.868833 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20181028T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR