BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:212@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20190220T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20190220T230000 DTSTAMP:20191112T213455Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1185/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1187 - Hunting Lodge DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe words according to Jelly Baby\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe salubrious A38 location was enough t o make people think it was going to be a shiggy free\, child friendly an d cheap night out…or at least there were lots of ‘hashlings’ for ano ther reason.\n\n \;\n\nGranny Filth brought two\, but nearly had th em killed reversing back up the A38 when she overshot the slip-road.\n\nM r Nice Buns (needs a name? stop thinking Moobs!) was let out for the nig ht\, along with their two daughters.\n\nLittle Chef and Bit-o’-Ruff b rought their off spring and dog – only to leave the children in Streak y SH1T’s care. Flage brought T (is she responsible enough to have a child?) and All Night Peeps put in another appearance with mini-me (but male) who beat her back to the pub.\n\nI didn’t see GingGang and Goo lie on the run\, but they were feeding up their hashlings back at the p ub. And last but not least\, co-hare Crackerjack\, who doesn’t need par ents because he could quite happily run the show…and makes himself at ho me in the ladies toilets\, chatting to anyone in there.\n\n \;\n\nThe hares did a good job of getting us from the expressway to Hanger Down (alm ost Dartmoor). On seeing the first frog in the road\, Windy Puff gallant ly moved it to the side to save it from being trodden on\, only to see ano ther 50 ahead on their way to some frog and toad suicidal orgy.\n\n \ ;\n\nThe trail - with a combination of verbal pointers and limited routes - was not sly enough to fox anyone with local knowledge\, except perhaps the cunning snicket over the wall and into the housing estate on the wa y back down\; or up the steps and down the lane – On Home.  However\, as we know\, the hash are an eclectic bunch of stupid smart blind deaf d umb orienteers with no sense of direction\, who like to shop eat drink on the run (delete as appropriate). As such\, this simple trail lead Dea dManWalking to Tesco Lee Mill\; Streaky decided that the OH might be ba ck up the hill on the moor\; and the 3 lost causes in olive green T-shirts were last back as usual.\n\n \;\n\nDown Downs were awarded to:\nThe h ares Sushi and Ahso!\n\nGranny Filth for OAP driving manoeuvres\n\nD ead Man Walking for shopping on the run\n\nGranny Glitter – for for getting to bring hashlings\n\nLow-t-arse for getting back to the pub bef ore turning into a pumpkin\n\n \;\n\nAnd two namings:\nNice Bun’s d aughter Abi named Pro-Fit-erole\nT – Flage’s daughter – named  Patch (after much deliberation-note from Ed)….but she was so upset that the drink was not alcoholic (like mother…) she couldn’t drink it\, so  Cracker Jack stepped in.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe wo rds according to Jelly Baby\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe sal ubrious A38 location was enough to make people think it was going to be a  shiggy free\, child friendly and cheap night out…or at least there we re lots of ‘hashlings’ for another reason.\n\n \;\n\nGranny Filth  brought two\, but nearly had them killed reversing back up the A38 whe n she overshot the slip-road.\n\nMr Nice Buns (needs a name? stop thinkin g Moobs!) was let out for the night\, along with their two daughters.\n\n Little Chef and Bit-o’-Ruff brought their off spring and dog – only to leave the children in Streaky SH1T’s care. Flage brought T (is she responsible enough to have a child?) and All Night Peeps put in ano ther appearance with mini-me (but male) who beat her back to the pub.\n\n I didn’t see GingGang and Goolie on the run\, but they were feeding up their hashlings back at the pub. And last but not least\, co-hare Cr ackerjack\, who doesn’t need parents because he could quite happily run the show…and makes himself at home in the ladies toilets\, chatting to a nyone in there.\n\n \;\n\nThe hares did a good job of getting us from the expressway to Hanger Down (almost Dartmoor). On seeing the first frog in the road\, Windy Puff gallantly moved it to the side to save it from being trodden on\, only to see another 50 ahead on their way to some frog and toad suicidal orgy.\n\n \;\n\nThe trail - with a combination of verbal pointers and limited routes - was not sly enough to fox anyone wit h local knowledge\, except perhaps the cunning snicket over the wall and into the housing estate on the way back down\; or up the steps and down the lane – On Home.  However\, as we know\, the hash are an eclectic bu nch of stupid smart blind deaf dumb orienteers with no sense of direct ion\, who like to shop eat drink on the run (delete as appropriate). As such\, this simple trail lead DeadManWalking to Tesco Lee Mill\; Streak y decided that the OH might be back up the hill on the moor\; and the 3 l ost causes in olive green T-shirts were last back as usual.\n\n \;\n\n Down Downs were awarded to:\nThe hares Sushi and Ahso!\n\nGranny Filth  for OAP driving manoeuvres\n\nDead Man Walking for shopping on the r un\n\nGranny Glitter – for forgetting to bring hashlings\n\nLow-t-ars e for getting back to the pub before turning into a pumpkin\n\n \;\n\ nAnd two namings:\nNice Bun’s daughter Abi named Pro-Fit-erole\nT – Flage’s daughter – named Patch (after much deliberation-note f rom Ed)….but she was so upset that the drink was not alcoholic (like mot her…) she couldn’t drink it\, so Cracker Jack stepped in.\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Hunting Lodge Cadleigh Park\, Lee Mill\, Devon\, PL21 9JN GEO:50.38560605505764;-3.9482868925903176 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Cadleigh Park\, Lee Mill\, Devon\, PL21 9JN\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Hunting Lodge :geo:50.38560605505764,-3.9482868925903176 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20181028T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR