BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:213@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20190227T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20190227T230000 DTSTAMP:20191112T213400Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1188/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1188 - Modbury Inn DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe words according to Meaty-whore\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nExcitingly for me\, the weather was a p rominent feature of this week’s hash. Sunset was at 17:52 UTC\, air pres sure was 1022 hPa\, air temperature was 7.5 degrees Celsius\, relative hum idity was 81%\, there was 1/8 cloud cover and the winds were light and var iable *.\n\nWe were just coming to the end of a fantastic period of high p ressure. This was similar to last February but was slightly off to one-sid e of the UK and rather than bringing us the cold moist air that gave us th e Beast from the East\, we’d had warm dry air from the south and some re cord breaking February temperatures.\n\nThe start of the circle-up was del ayed as the keys for the GM’s car had become locked inside a key safe\, which wasn’t yet attached to the car and had been set to an unknown comb ination. When Overshot finally began everyone was relieved that he only in cluded the minimum of local history. After a single announcement announcin g the weekend’s POSH ride it was over to the hares Goolie and Lowtarse.\ n\nThere was a fine choice of walkers’\, short\, medium and long. The tr ail had been laid on the left\, right\, centre and even under toadstools a nd so we all set off quite nervous that we’d ever find the trail. We nee dn’t have been concerned as it was well marked and the hares had done a great job of getting ahead to guide us at two road crossings.\n\nOnce we ’d escaped from Modbury it was a fast and furious run along quiet roads until we turned left into fields for some soft grass and minor shiggy on o ur return journey to Modbury. The pace remained fast and furious and so I was glad to reach the beer stop where Goolie was doing a great job as barm an with a fine selection of ales\, ciders\, wine and softies.\n\nBack at t he Modbury Inn we discovered that Rubbery had rescued Overshot’s keys fr om the key safe using a large hammer from his van. This left some hashers wondering why Rubbery needed such a tool on him. Perhaps the double glazin g industry is quiet at the moment and he’s having to create some extra w ork for himself?\n\nAs usual at the Modbury Inn\, Top Shelf was doing an a mazing job serving great food at a fantastic price. Thanks to Top Shelf an d his daughter for all their efforts! When Boaty came around for a second serving\, Top Shelf remembered that he’d done the same on our previous v isit six months ago. Does Boaty not get fed at home? Although he had been spotted skipping hand-in-hand with Bed Bug after the beer stop and so perh aps he was just hungry.\n\nTop Shelf was very magnanimous and only mention ed the previous weekend’s rugby score once. The Jerk was the night’s R A and when he’d managed to herd the many hashers into the front bar\, wa s one of the most excited RAs that I’ve ever seen while preaching from o n top of his chair. There was more car news as two hashers had lost their keys and were waiting for a tow home\; another hasher had got stuck in the ir seat and Rizzo had offered them a quick release! Streaky Shit had been living up to his name and had been having stomach problems and was worried that he’d have to use the “facilities” on the way around\, but I be lieve that he’d made it around with the verge unscathed.\n\nThere were b irthdays for Yuck and Rusty Bottom who were both different versions of 21 again. There was the usual tuneful singing that left many of the hash houn ds leaping onto their owner’s knees as they were terrified by the wailin g coming from the hash “choir”. Punctilly Arse returned to the hash af ter 13 weeks off for an injury. He must have been reading the dictionary w hile he’s been stuck inside on Wednesday evenings\, as he commented on P iddler’s midnight micturition\, which comes out in pints apparently.\n\n Earlier in the evening Piddler had been having a very enthusiastic convers ation at the bar with his hands flailing wildly to emphasise his point\, w hen he sent Tight Arse’s pint flying. There’s probably no-one in the h ash who’d be more upset at the loss of a drink that money had been spent on.\n\nWe were shown how two hashers had made it into the local newspaper for their forthcoming Interrail trip to visit the 27 remaining EU countri es\, before the UK does or doesn’t leave on March 29th: they’d even be en interviewed on the local radio. Bon voyage Barbie and Pinky! It was hig hlighted that Goolie expects his co-hares to bring sandwiches with them an d was upset when Lowtarse hadn’t fed him as expected. The consensus was that Goolie should be making his own butties in future. Perhaps he should be careful of the filling in any sandwiches that people do offer him?\n\nT he pub was thanked and down downs were awarded to the hares Goolie and Low tarse\, the birthday girls Yuck and Rusty Bottom and two as yet unnamed ha rriets who’ve been coming along for several weeks now. On on to The Durr ant Arms\, Ashprington.\n\n* these values are all guessed from nearby weat her stations and shouldn’t be completely trusted.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \; \n\nCircle up in Town car park - \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe words accordi ng to Meaty-whore\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nExcitingly for me \, the weather was a prominent feature of this week’s hash. Sunset was a t 17:52 UTC\, air pressure was 1022 hPa\, air temperature was 7.5 degrees Celsius\, relative humidity was 81%\, there was 1/8 cloud cover and the wi nds were light and variable *.\n\nWe were just coming to the end of a fant astic period of high pressure. This was similar to last February but was s lightly off to one-side of the UK and rather than bringing us the cold moi st air that gave us the Beast from the East\, we’d had warm dry air from the south and some record breaking February temperatures.\n\nThe start of the circle-up was delayed as the keys for the GM’s car had become locke d inside a key safe\, which wasn’t yet attached to the car and had been set to an unknown combination. When Overshot finally began everyone was re lieved that he only included the minimum of local history. After a single announcement announcing the weekend’s POSH ride it was over to the hares Goolie and Lowtarse.\n\nThere was a fine choice of walkers’\, short\, m edium and long. The trail had been laid on the left\, right\, centre and e ven under toadstools and so we all set off quite nervous that we’d ever find the trail. We needn’t have been concerned as it was well marked and the hares had done a great job of getting ahead to guide us at two road c rossings.\n\nOnce we’d escaped from Modbury it was a fast and furious ru n along quiet roads until we turned left into fields for some soft grass a nd minor shiggy on our return journey to Modbury. The pace remained fast a nd furious and so I was glad to reach the beer stop where Goolie was doing a great job as barman with a fine selection of ales\, ciders\, wine and s ofties.\n\nBack at the Modbury Inn we discovered that Rubbery had rescued Overshot’s keys from the key safe using a large hammer from his van. Thi s left some hashers wondering why Rubbery needed such a tool on him. Perha ps the double glazing industry is quiet at the moment and he’s having to create some extra work for himself?\n\nAs usual at the Modbury Inn\, Top Shelf was doing an amazing job serving great food at a fantastic price. Th anks to Top Shelf and his daughter for all their efforts! When Boaty came around for a second serving\, Top Shelf remembered that he’d done the sa me on our previous visit six months ago. Does Boaty not get fed at home? A lthough he had been spotted skipping hand-in-hand with Bed Bug after the b eer stop and so perhaps he was just hungry.\n\nTop Shelf was very magnanim ous and only mentioned the previous weekend’s rugby score once. The Jerk was the night’s RA and when he’d managed to herd the many hashers int o the front bar\, was one of the most excited RAs that I’ve ever seen wh ile preaching from on top of his chair. There was more car news as two has hers had lost their keys and were waiting for a tow home\; another hasher had got stuck in their seat and Rizzo had offered them a quick release! St reaky Shit had been living up to his name and had been having stomach prob lems and was worried that he’d have to use the “facilities” on the w ay around\, but I believe that he’d made it around with the verge unscat hed.\n\nThere were birthdays for Yuck and Rusty Bottom who were both diffe rent versions of 21 again. There was the usual tuneful singing that left m any of the hash hounds leaping onto their owner’s knees as they were ter rified by the wailing coming from the hash “choir”. Punctilly Arse ret urned to the hash after 13 weeks off for an injury. He must have been read ing the dictionary while he’s been stuck inside on Wednesday evenings\, as he commented on Piddler’s midnight micturition\, which comes out in p ints apparently.\n\nEarlier in the evening Piddler had been having a very enthusiastic conversation at the bar with his hands flailing wildly to emp hasise his point\, when he sent Tight Arse’s pint flying. There’s prob ably no-one in the hash who’d be more upset at the loss of a drink that money had been spent on.\n\nWe were shown how two hashers had made it into the local newspaper for their forthcoming Interrail trip to visit the 27 remaining EU countries\, before the UK does or doesn’t leave on March 29 th: they’d even been interviewed on the local radio. Bon voyage Barbie a nd Pinky! It was highlighted that Goolie expects his co-hares to bring san dwiches with them and was upset when Lowtarse hadn’t fed him as expected . The consensus was that Goolie should be making his own butties in future . Perhaps he should be careful of the filling in any sandwiches that peopl e do offer him?\n\nThe pub was thanked and down downs were awarded to the hares Goolie and Lowtarse\, the birthday girls Yuck and Rusty Bottom and t wo as yet unnamed harriets who’ve been coming along for several weeks no w. On on to The Durrant Arms\, Ashprington.\n\n* these values are all gues sed from nearby weather stations and shouldn’t be completely trusted.\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n \;\n\nCircle up in Town car park CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Modbury Inn Brownston Street\, Modbury\, Devon\, PL21 0RQ GEO:50.350322;-3.886254 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Brownston Street\, Modbury\ , Devon\, PL21 0RQ\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Modbury Inn :geo:50.350322,-3.886254 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20181028T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR