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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20190306T193000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20190306T230000
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URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1189/
SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1189 - Durrant Arms
DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe words according to Morticia\n\n\n\n
 \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAnother good turnout of misguided runnin
 g folk caused parking chaos in sleepy Ashprington. The weather was kind an
 d SPOTTY BOTTY had even brought a 'showgirl' ( hash name in the making?) v
 irgin to experience the delights of what proved to be an extremely shiggy 
 hash.\n\nOVERSHOT spouted some more rubbish including\, possibly and proba
 bly\, the worst joke he has ever come up with. Speak to him for full detai
 ls...I'm sure he will have great delight in repeating it.\n\nSQUASHED BALL
 S and SPOTTY BOTTY nearly came to blows over who would have the great hono
 ur of being RA for the night. Needless to say that the woman always wins! 
 The hares came on to regale us with the delights of the hash and we were o
 ff.\n\nNow comes the interesting bit. If you are not told you are doing Th
 e Words until you are back in the pub you tend not to take too much notice
  of happenings on the hash. Couple that with having to mostly walk due to 
 a dodgy knee and therefore being on your own at the back\, you tend to mis
 s a lot. Never fear\, the RA kindly gave me her rambling thoughts of the H
 ash written illegibly on a scrap of paper after she had finished with them
 . Pity I can't make head nor tail of them but I'll give it my best shot.\n
 \nApparently there was a Ha – Ha ….. not too funny for those on the lo
 ng\, PUGSLET made LO-TARTE swart – Barstand!  PONGY THONG  had no buse
 s on pongy feet and started late having a ginie moment. There was a 'sizis
 t' conversation with MICE BUNS  TB and THE BERK about fruity wine not hig
 h street and ard at the bear stop. Someone was apparently sicked off in th
 e boat.\n\nHEIDI got refuse on a water crossing but won't wallow. REAR ENE
 RY was ninning so false that he kicked the chocos badly and led others ash
 tray. BOATY moult change as he didn't want to put clean clotnes  over his
  duty body. BMW asked GOOLIE to help him smell mice ( there's those pesky 
 rodents again) .. to attack someone of the opposite gander? WATER CHEF and
  BIT OF FUZZ moaned car alarm. Complaints (totally unjustified against my 
 sons' hash) were made of not enough cheeses and too many nobody hills but 
 all agreed that he and RINZO had sucweeded in funding a serious amount of 
 stocky shiccy not seen for quite some lime.\n\nThe wine stop was excellent
  .. many thanks to the hares and to RUBBERY who manned it and all in all a
  pretty fine hash. The pub was cosy and welcoming. A few people came a cro
 pper on that lovingly placed step in the middle but that was a small price
  to pay for the warm welcome and\, much to the dismay of the early diners 
 who had paid\, a lovely lot of beautifully cooked home chips provided for 
 free! PIDDLER and GOMEZ were much pleased.\n\nSPOTTY BOTTY was an excellen
 t RA who went through the rubbish mentioned earlier and thanked the pub. W
 e also gave a wonderful rendition of Happy Birthday to DIMMERS who tried t
 o kid us he was nowhere near 50 yrs old although his running seems to be s
 lowing down of late.\n\nAMANDA from Loddiswell was put on notice that her 
 naming was due\, thinking caps on.\n\nDown Downs were awarded to:\n\nThe h
 ares PUGSLEY and RIZZO for a great hash\n\nDIMMERS for his birthday\n\nLIN
 DA  (the 'showgirl' brought by SPOTTY ) for being a virgin\n\nLOW- TARSE 
 for swearing about the Ha Ha\n\n\nThe pub was thanked again and it's on-on
  to Wrangaton Golf Club.\n\nOn-On MORTICIA x\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - \n\n\n\n\n\n\
 n\n\n\n\n\nThe words according to Morticia\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
 \n\n\n\n\nAnother good turnout of misguided running folk caused parking ch
 aos in sleepy Ashprington. The weather was kind and SPOTTY BOTTY had even 
 brought a 'showgirl' ( hash name in the making?) virgin to experience the 
 delights of what proved to be an extremely shiggy hash.\n\nOVERSHOT spoute
 d some more rubbish including\, possibly and probably\, the worst joke he 
 has ever come up with. Speak to him for full details...I'm sure he will ha
 ve great delight in repeating it.\n\nSQUASHED BALLS and SPOTTY BOTTY nearl
 y came to blows over who would have the great honour of being RA for the n
 ight. Needless to say that the woman always wins! The hares came on to reg
 ale us with the delights of the hash and we were off.\n\nNow comes the int
 eresting bit. If you are not told you are doing The Words until you are ba
 ck in the pub you tend not to take too much notice of happenings on the ha
 sh. Couple that with having to mostly walk due to a dodgy knee and therefo
 re being on your own at the back\, you tend to miss a lot. Never fear\, th
 e RA kindly gave me her rambling thoughts of the Hash written illegibly on
  a scrap of paper after she had finished with them. Pity I can't make head
  nor tail of them but I'll give it my best shot.\n\nApparently there was a
  Ha – Ha ….. not too funny for those on the long\, PUGSLET made LO-TAR
 TE swart – Barstand!  PONGY THONG  had no buses on pongy feet and star
 ted late having a ginie moment. There was a 'sizist' conversation with MIC
 E BUNS  TB and THE BERK about fruity wine not high street and ard at the 
 bear stop. Someone was apparently sicked off in the boat.\n\nHEIDI got ref
 use on a water crossing but won't wallow. REAR ENERY was ninning so false 
 that he kicked the chocos badly and led others ashtray. BOATY moult change
  as he didn't want to put clean clotnes  over his duty body. BMW asked GO
 OLIE to help him smell mice ( there's those pesky rodents again) .. to att
 ack someone of the opposite gander? WATER CHEF and BIT OF FUZZ moaned car 
 alarm. Complaints (totally unjustified against my sons' hash) were made of
  not enough cheeses and too many nobody hills but all agreed that he and R
 INZO had sucweeded in funding a serious amount of stocky shiccy not seen f
 or quite some lime.\n\nThe wine stop was excellent .. many thanks to the h
 ares and to RUBBERY who manned it and all in all a pretty fine hash. The p
 ub was cosy and welcoming. A few people came a cropper on that lovingly pl
 aced step in the middle but that was a small price to pay for the warm wel
 come and\, much to the dismay of the early diners who had paid\, a lovely 
 lot of beautifully cooked home chips provided for free! PIDDLER and GOMEZ 
 were much pleased.\n\nSPOTTY BOTTY was an excellent RA who went through th
 e rubbish mentioned earlier and thanked the pub. We also gave a wonderful 
 rendition of Happy Birthday to DIMMERS who tried to kid us he was nowhere 
 near 50 yrs old although his running seems to be slowing down of late.\n\n
 AMANDA from Loddiswell was put on notice that her naming was due\, thinkin
 g caps on.\n\nDown Downs were awarded to:\n\nThe hares PUGSLEY and RIZZO f
 or a great hash\n\nDIMMERS for his birthday\n\nLINDA  (the 'showgirl' bro
 ught by SPOTTY ) for being a virgin\n\nLOW- TARSE for swearing about the H
 a Ha\n\n\nThe pub was thanked again and it's on-on to Wrangaton Golf Club.
 \n\nOn-On MORTICIA x\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
LOCATION:Durrant Arms The Durant Arms\, Ashprington\, TQ9 7UP
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