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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20190320T193000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20190320T230000
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URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1191/
SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1191 - First & Last Bistro
DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe words according to Nokkers\n\n\n\n\
 n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHash 1191-First and Last Bistro\, Ermington
 \n\nThe circle up for this week’s hash filled the car park with Hashers 
 and dogs at the Bistro. Overshot welcomed all including Wingnut visiting f
 rom Essex.  A call for a scribe went out and Nokkers with an ‘N’ took
  the challenge.\n\nSo how to write this week’s words?  As a comic?\n\n\
 n\n\nNo\, this will take forever!  Maybe poetry or a limerick?\n\nSome of
  the South Hams Hashers\nAre also known to be Flashers\nWhen the bum of Pi
 ltdown Man\nLit by the lights of his van\nFrightened all of the lasses!\n\
 nNah! Forget that! Hopeless.  Not much news-worthy going on this week so 
 let’s hear a tale of the hashers friend\, the humble bag of flour.\n\nSe
 veral bags of flour lined a supermarket shelf.  They longed to get out of
  the shop dreaming of what they could become once free.  What were they c
 alled you ask?  Random names completely unrelated - *Boris\, *Jeremy and 
 *Theresa.\n\nBoris said “When I’m out\, I’d like to become a loaf of
  white bread\, all soft and doughy”\, “Probably stale and mouldy by th
 e following day” sneered Theresa.  “However\, I should like to be a V
 ictoria Sponge cake\, dependable and sweet in the middle” she trilled. 
  “You’re very quiet Jeremy\, what do you want to be when we get out of
  here?” enquired Boris.  “I’m not sure yet” said Jeremy\, “Mayb
 e I’ll turn into a Yorkshire pudding or biscuits” he pondered.\n\nJust
  then a Hash Hare approached. “We’re getting out” they chortled as t
 hey were lifted into a shopping basket.\n\nOnce out of the supermarket\, t
 he humble bags of flour’s hopes of turning into cakes and puddings were 
 quickly dashed as they were scattered far and wide onto the streets and fi
 elds of Ermington to mark the trail.  Splat! went Boris as he was scatter
 ed on a hard long\, Dufff! as handfuls of Jeremy were spread over a medium
  hash and Thump! as Theresa’s dreams were scattered over a short walk.\n
 \nSadly\, as Boris\, Jeremy and Theresa dissolved into the surrounding ear
 th\, never to become the tasty treats they hoped\, they witnessed the hash
 ers running by and the following events unfolding \,\,\,\,\,\,\n\n….. zz
 zzz where was I? Must stop dozing off in front on Newsnight\, it’s givin
 g me nightmares. Ah\, yes the Hash words\, here we go:\n\nPiddler was repo
 rted to be harassing Vindaloo by calling her dumpy and old. (Vindaloo appa
 rently wasn’t trusting her car headlights and drove to the hash with her
  head-torch on and her head out of the car window). Tyred Bunny lost the t
 rail.  Blue Nun was complaining it was a dull hash despite a beer stop of
  Baileys and marshmallows by candlelight!\n\nRear Entry was lost in Ivybri
 dge apparently looking for the Ivybridge Hashers who took the opportunity 
 to sit at home until it was time to return to the pub. Tight Arse\, Meteor
  and Spot the dog were all seen kissing at a kissing gate.\n\nRidealong to
 ok advantage of a Harriet called Sandy after bopping her in the face with 
 a twig then leading her astray onto the long.\n\nBack at the pub a Harriet
  put a Hasher off his flow by startling him in the toilet.  (Names withhe
 ld to save embarrassment).  Long queues for drinks caused Piddler to moan
  about waiting. Pizzas were scoffed and shared.\n\nGoolie christened afore
 mentioned Sandy\, ‘Easily Lead’ after leaving Amanda unnamed stating h
 e can’t manage two at once anymore.\n\nDown downs were given to:\n\nHare
 s: Twisted Sister and Hekkel\nPiltdown Man for bearing his bum\nBlue Nun f
 or dissing the trail\nRidealong for misleading Easily Lead\nEasily Lead fo
 r her naming\nOn on to South Milton Village Hall where more bags of humble
  flour will be sacrificed for the cause.\n*Any resemblance to characters a
 live or dead is purely coincidental and just the Scribe’s weird imaginat
 ion.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe words according to Nokker
 s\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHash 1191-First and Last Bistro\,
  Ermington\n\nThe circle up for this week’s hash filled the car park wit
 h Hashers and dogs at the Bistro. Overshot welcomed all including Wingnut 
 visiting from Essex.  A call for a scribe went out and Nokkers with an 
 ‘N’ took the challenge.\n\nSo how to write this week’s words?  As a
  comic?\n\n\n\n\nNo\, this will take forever!  Maybe poetry or a limerick
 ?\n\nSome of the South Hams Hashers\nAre also known to be Flashers\nWhen t
 he bum of Piltdown Man\nLit by the lights of his van\nFrightened all of th
 e lasses!\n\nNah! Forget that! Hopeless.  Not much news-worthy going on t
 his week so let’s hear a tale of the hashers friend\, the humble bag of 
 flour.\n\nSeveral bags of flour lined a supermarket shelf.  They longed t
 o get out of the shop dreaming of what they could become once free.  What
  were they called you ask?  Random names completely unrelated - *Boris\, 
 *Jeremy and *Theresa.\n\nBoris said “When I’m out\, I’d like to beco
 me a loaf of white bread\, all soft and doughy”\, “Probably stale and 
 mouldy by the following day” sneered Theresa.  “However\, I should li
 ke to be a Victoria Sponge cake\, dependable and sweet in the middle” sh
 e trilled.  “You’re very quiet Jeremy\, what do you want to be when w
 e get out of here?” enquired Boris.  “I’m not sure yet” said Jere
 my\, “Maybe I’ll turn into a Yorkshire pudding or biscuits” he ponde
 red.\n\nJust then a Hash Hare approached. “We’re getting out” they c
 hortled as they were lifted into a shopping basket.\n\nOnce out of the sup
 ermarket\, the humble bags of flour’s hopes of turning into cakes and pu
 ddings were quickly dashed as they were scattered far and wide onto the st
 reets and fields of Ermington to mark the trail.  Splat! went Boris as he
  was scattered on a hard long\, Dufff! as handfuls of Jeremy were spread o
 ver a medium hash and Thump! as Theresa’s dreams were scattered over a s
 hort walk.\n\nSadly\, as Boris\, Jeremy and Theresa dissolved into the sur
 rounding earth\, never to become the tasty treats they hoped\, they witnes
 sed the hashers running by and the following events unfolding \,\,\,\,\,\,
 \n\n….. zzzzz where was I? Must stop dozing off in front on Newsnight\, 
 it’s giving me nightmares. Ah\, yes the Hash words\, here we go:\n\nPidd
 ler was reported to be harassing Vindaloo by calling her dumpy and old. (V
 indaloo apparently wasn’t trusting her car headlights and drove to the h
 ash with her head-torch on and her head out of the car window). Tyred Bunn
 y lost the trail.  Blue Nun was complaining it was a dull hash despite a 
 beer stop of Baileys and marshmallows by candlelight!\n\nRear Entry was lo
 st in Ivybridge apparently looking for the Ivybridge Hashers who took the 
 opportunity to sit at home until it was time to return to the pub. Tight A
 rse\, Meteor and Spot the dog were all seen kissing at a kissing gate.\n\n
 Ridealong took advantage of a Harriet called Sandy after bopping her in th
 e face with a twig then leading her astray onto the long.\n\nBack at the p
 ub a Harriet put a Hasher off his flow by startling him in the toilet.  (
 Names withheld to save embarrassment).  Long queues for drinks caused Pid
 dler to moan about waiting. Pizzas were scoffed and shared.\n\nGoolie chri
 stened aforementioned Sandy\, ‘Easily Lead’ after leaving Amanda unnam
 ed stating he can’t manage two at once anymore.\n\nDown downs were given
  to:\n\nHares: Twisted Sister and Hekkel\nPiltdown Man for bearing his bum
 \nBlue Nun for dissing the trail\nRidealong for misleading Easily Lead\nEa
 sily Lead for her naming\nOn on to South Milton Village Hall where more ba
 gs of humble flour will be sacrificed for the cause.\n*Any resemblance to 
 characters alive or dead is purely coincidental and just the Scribe’s we
 ird imagination.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
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