BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:218@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20190327T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20190327T230000 DTSTAMP:20191112T213008Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1192/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1192 - South Milton Village Hall DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe words according to Olive\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPinky &\; Barbies Return / A quaestionem de octo (Hash 1192)\nHow do you make an Octopus laugh – pause – You give it Ten Tickles!!  (Even longer pause to allow the tumble weed to bl ow through South Milton).  After this appalling start the real theme of t he evening was addressed – the 8 Indicative options\, do we have unity o n what route to take at the checkpoints and will we have a leader by the e nd of the evening?\n\nCircle up was South Milton and the interesting fact was South Milton is recorded in the Domesday book as Middleton\, and dropp ing the D’s and E’s you get South Milton – or was it Overshot showin g he is still down with the kids by dropping the E’s?\n\nRubbery arrived with a package\, with the grace of an Octopus desperately trying to get b ack into the water he flapped and prodded and slowly unveiled his new plas tic bag collecting receptacle.  I am not sure where he was but clearly di d not realise he was in South Milton and Thurlestone – Only Prosecco bot tles in the hedgerows around here!!\n\nThe Hash was a Virgin Lay for Bee F licker\, under the tutelage of Spotty Botty all day\, it was suggested he deserved a Down Down for putting up with SB all day\, but in true Harriett e Harmony I will not comment on the sexist overtones of Overshots recommen dation\, but if any Harriette would like to take note the next time we RA\ , Overshot for a Down Down!\n\nThe Down Downs theme continued the 8 option s\, but in true South Hams fashion the Octopus crept back in – thankfull y no more Jokes came back\, but one was quietly spoken:\n\nWhat do you cal l 2 Octopuses that look the same – Itenticle!!\n\nOK – Back to the 8 I ndicative Options and the return of Pinky and Barbie from their Epic Eu tr ade relationship mission with special attention on public transportation.   There was a concern Barbie would not have even made it after a series o f questions raised on Facebook:\n\n Park at on down – walk to circle up \n Park at circle up – walk to on down\n Park at circle up – park at on down\n Just go to on down\n Not come at all\n Delay deciding\n Not decide at all\n Go on another trade mission\n\nThankfully he did not get a majority vote on any of the indicative options\, so the Status Quo rema ined.  And then onto the Hash itself.  Criticism of the lack of checks w as raised again by Overshot\, saying at least 8 arrows could have been che cks\, personally speaking there are never enough arrows\, too many dots an d circles\, not enough strong and stable leadership!  The one very skillf ully laid check did result in Re-Entry getting upset by his lead being cut and some muttering about walkers kicking it out the wrong way.  The SB b ashing did continue with Overshot suggesting she failed in her hare’s du ty by sending at least 8 hashers to the wrong place for the Circle Up.  T he levels of Sexism within the RA address I think should be referred to th e executive committee for an internal enquiry\, into the public hounding o f Harriette’s.\n\nBack to the theme of 8\, apparently 8 FRB’s ran past a check without kicking it out\, it was actually 8 legs\, Dimwit and Mart y running after their dog!\n\nNext up was a naming!  After the debacle of the last couple of weeks and the thankful intervention of the Urban Dicti onary (Did someone say Rug Muncher?) it was the turn of\n\n Amanda\n San dy\n Sandy being Amanda\n Amanda being Sandy\n Shiggy Shaggy\n MISTY ( Mistaken Mandy)\n Check Mate\n Shaggy\n\nUnlike the theme of the indicat ive votes we did get a clear majority – Shaggy!\n\nThere were a couple o f Virgins\, Blue Nun and Olive’s Son - Piers – he did miss the Beer st op\, but in no way did he miss the turning\, he heard there was no vintage wine on offer so decided to carry on – but when he got back and heard a bout the quality of the Cookies went back to get one – Quality Cookies!! New standard in home baking set there if anyone dares to dip their toe in to the water in future.  The other Virgin was Pocket Rockets Driver – n either got a Down Down due to their age – not that it stops them back ho me!!\n\nApparently\, Jerk was questioned about some dodgy activity in a fi eld and disturbing the neighbours by shouting “Pongy Thong – Deep Thro at over here!”  Let’s leave it there and in true hash style not let t he truth get in the way of a good story.\n\nAt the round up there was a lo t of mirth and merriment\, it was not in response to Overshot’s Octopus Jokes (Why did the Octopus beat the Shark in a fight – Because he was we ll armed!) but because I was asked to do the words and did not know that S cribes was referring to myself.  Being a scholar of Latin I think Harriet te’s will have sympathy with me\, had I been addressed as “Scriba” I would have perfectly understood.  Again clear example of the deep routed sexism that runs within our party that needs route and branch investigati on by our committee.\n\nOn On to Blackpool Sands\n\nLOL Olive!\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n \;\n\nOn Down The Village Inn Thurlestone - \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\nThe words according to Olive\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nP inky &\; Barbies Return / A quaestionem de octo (Hash 1192)\nHow do you make an Octopus laugh – pause – You give it Ten Tickles!!  (Even l onger pause to allow the tumble weed to blow through South Milton).  Afte r this appalling start the real theme of the evening was addressed – the 8 Indicative options\, do we have unity on what route to take at the chec kpoints and will we have a leader by the end of the evening?\n\nCircle up was South Milton and the interesting fact was South Milton is recorded in the Domesday book as Middleton\, and dropping the D’s and E’s you get South Milton – or was it Overshot showing he is still down with the kids by dropping the E’s?\n\nRubbery arrived with a package\, with the grace of an Octopus desperately trying to get back into the water he flapped an d prodded and slowly unveiled his new plastic bag collecting receptacle.  I am not sure where he was but clearly did not realise he was in South Mi lton and Thurlestone – Only Prosecco bottles in the hedgerows around her e!!\n\nThe Hash was a Virgin Lay for Bee Flicker\, under the tutelage of S potty Botty all day\, it was suggested he deserved a Down Down for putting up with SB all day\, but in true Harriette Harmony I will not comment on the sexist overtones of Overshots recommendation\, but if any Harriette wo uld like to take note the next time we RA\, Overshot for a Down Down!\n\nT he Down Downs theme continued the 8 options\, but in true South Hams fashi on the Octopus crept back in – thankfully no more Jokes came back\, but one was quietly spoken:\n\nWhat do you call 2 Octopuses that look the same – Itenticle!!\n\nOK – Back to the 8 Indicative Options and the return of Pinky and Barbie from their Epic Eu trade relationship mission with sp ecial attention on public transportation.  There was a concern Barbie wou ld not have even made it after a series of questions raised on Facebook:\n \n Park at on down – walk to circle up\n Park at circle up – walk to on down\n Park at circle up – park at on down\n Just go to on down\n Not come at all\n Delay deciding\n Not decide at all\n Go on another t rade mission\n\nThankfully he did not get a majority vote on any of the in dicative options\, so the Status Quo remained.  And then onto the Hash it self.  Criticism of the lack of checks was raised again by Overshot\, say ing at least 8 arrows could have been checks\, personally speaking there a re never enough arrows\, too many dots and circles\, not enough strong and stable leadership!  The one very skillfully laid check did result in Re- Entry getting upset by his lead being cut and some muttering about walkers kicking it out the wrong way.  The SB bashing did continue with Overshot suggesting she failed in her hare’s duty by sending at least 8 hashers to the wrong place for the Circle Up.  The levels of Sexism within the RA address I think should be referred to the executive committee for an inte rnal enquiry\, into the public hounding of Harriette’s.\n\nBack to the t heme of 8\, apparently 8 FRB’s ran past a check without kicking it out\, it was actually 8 legs\, Dimwit and Marty running after their dog!\n\nNex t up was a naming!  After the debacle of the last couple of weeks and the thankful intervention of the Urban Dictionary (Did someone say Rug Munche r?) it was the turn of\n\n Amanda\n Sandy\n Sandy being Amanda\n Amand a being Sandy\n Shiggy Shaggy\n MISTY (Mistaken Mandy)\n Check Mate\n Shaggy\n\nUnlike the theme of the indicative votes we did get a clear majo rity – Shaggy!\n\nThere were a couple of Virgins\, Blue Nun and Olive’ s Son - Piers – he did miss the Beer stop\, but in no way did he miss th e turning\, he heard there was no vintage wine on offer so decided to carr y on – but when he got back and heard about the quality of the Cookies w ent back to get one – Quality Cookies!! New standard in home baking set there if anyone dares to dip their toe into the water in future.  The oth er Virgin was Pocket Rockets Driver – neither got a Down Down due to the ir age – not that it stops them back home!!\n\nApparently\, Jerk was que stioned about some dodgy activity in a field and disturbing the neighbours by shouting “Pongy Thong – Deep Throat over here!”  Let’s leave it there and in true hash style not let the truth get in the way of a good story.\n\nAt the round up there was a lot of mirth and merriment\, it was not in response to Overshot’s Octopus Jokes (Why did the Octopus beat t he Shark in a fight – Because he was well armed!) but because I was aske d to do the words and did not know that Scribes was referring to myself.  Being a scholar of Latin I think Harriette’s will have sympathy with me \, had I been addressed as “Scriba” I would have perfectly understood.   Again clear example of the deep routed sexism that runs within our part y that needs route and branch investigation by our committee.\n\nOn On to Blackpool Sands\n\nLOL Olive!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \;\n\nOn Down The Villag e Inn Thurlestone CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:South Milton Village Hall Backshay Park\, South Milton\, DEvon\, T Q7 3LD GEO:50.26939585306629;-3.8251989354431544 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Backshay Park\, South Milto n\, DEvon\, TQ7 3LD\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=South Milt on Village Hall:geo:50.26939585306629,-3.8251989354431544 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20181028T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR