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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20190417T193000
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URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1195/
SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1195 - The George
DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe words according to Piddler\n\n\n\n\
 n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThank you Twisted Sister\, thank you.\n\nWh
 at do you think of tonight's hash? And the answer came back - Rubbish!\n\n
 Do you realise it took nearly a quarter of an hour for us to get going ton
 ight? Overshot had verbal diarrhoea and couldn't stop. (There are children
  here\, Rod!) He did finally come up with the suggestion that there were a
  lot of eggs on the trail. Did anybody find any eggs? (Much discussion and
  noise here.) Many of the youngsters\, apparently\, ate all of them!\n\nTh
 ere were three\, or possibly four\, virgins\, although one was found not t
 o be a virgin as he had hashed before in Thailand.\n\nDimwit was dressed i
 n running gear but he only hobbled around the walkers' route because of hi
 s bad back! (But you turn up in running gear\, Goolie!) He got his bad bac
 k because he\, actually\, remembered to lift up the toilet seat! (Many rib
 ald comments inserted here...)\n\nIt is also noted that Dimwit\, arriving 
 back early\, then proceeded to push his way up to the bar! However\, Twin 
 Buffers\, turning sideways\, decided that this would not be the case!\n\nS
 ome of the smaller elements of the hash caused a few problems. Crackerjack
 \, especially\, was noted for outrunning his father - then sitting cross-l
 egged in the middle of a field and getting up by putting his hand straight
  into the middle of a cowpat!\n\nShouldn't take the mickey out of your eld
 ers\, young man!\n\nAlso\, Overexposed couldn't keep up with Batman!\n\nIt
  has come to my attention that a perfunctory and loquacious old hasher\, w
 ho often gets very sweaty\, needed to wipe his sweat off his forehead\, ea
 rlier! What do you think he used? (Twin Buffers?!!) No\, the curtains! (Lo
 ts of guffawing of disbelief.)\n\nUnfortunately\, two runners in the Primr
 ose Run at the weekend didn't remember to each bring a cake - they thought
  that winning was everything and others could bring the cakes for them! Na
 mely\, Blue Nun and Olive.\n\nYet another dog-walker appeared this evening
 \, in the shapely form of Rizzo. The little tike was dragged along so fast
  that she actually ended up amongst the frontrunners!\n\nDid you know that
  Yuck and Gaffer have been celebrating a wedding anniversary tonight? (It'
 s this or nothing\, Darling!)\n\nIt is a well-known fact that fish-hooks c
 an be ignored! Especially if you're old\, female and named Lowtarse or Cow
 pat! However\, beware if you do do this\, because you may be the first to 
 subsequent checks! It's no use complaining if you\, then\, have to kick th
 em out!\n\n(Birthday song for Olive!)\n\nDown-downs for Crackerjack\, Batm
 an\, the Hares\, Olive\, Yuck\, Squashed-Balls and non-virgin Fox.\n(Down 
 down down down down down down down down down down down...)\n\nOn-on to CP 
 at 801676 nr Broadhempston.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe wo
 rds according to Piddler\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThank you 
 Twisted Sister\, thank you.\n\nWhat do you think of tonight's hash? And th
 e answer came back - Rubbish!\n\nDo you realise it took nearly a quarter o
 f an hour for us to get going tonight? Overshot had verbal diarrhoea and c
 ouldn't stop. (There are children here\, Rod!) He did finally come up with
  the suggestion that there were a lot of eggs on the trail. Did anybody fi
 nd any eggs? (Much discussion and noise here.) Many of the youngsters\, ap
 parently\, ate all of them!\n\nThere were three\, or possibly four\, virgi
 ns\, although one was found not to be a virgin as he had hashed before in 
 Thailand.\n\nDimwit was dressed in running gear but he only hobbled around
  the walkers' route because of his bad back! (But you turn up in running g
 ear\, Goolie!) He got his bad back because he\, actually\, remembered to l
 ift up the toilet seat! (Many ribald comments inserted here...)\n\nIt is a
 lso noted that Dimwit\, arriving back early\, then proceeded to push his w
 ay up to the bar! However\, Twin Buffers\, turning sideways\, decided that
  this would not be the case!\n\nSome of the smaller elements of the hash c
 aused a few problems. Crackerjack\, especially\, was noted for outrunning 
 his father - then sitting cross-legged in the middle of a field and gettin
 g up by putting his hand straight into the middle of a cowpat!\n\nShouldn'
 t take the mickey out of your elders\, young man!\n\nAlso\, Overexposed co
 uldn't keep up with Batman!\n\nIt has come to my attention that a perfunct
 ory and loquacious old hasher\, who often gets very sweaty\, needed to wip
 e his sweat off his forehead\, earlier! What do you think he used? (Twin B
 uffers?!!) No\, the curtains! (Lots of guffawing of disbelief.)\n\nUnfortu
 nately\, two runners in the Primrose Run at the weekend didn't remember to
  each bring a cake - they thought that winning was everything and others c
 ould bring the cakes for them! Namely\, Blue Nun and Olive.\n\nYet another
  dog-walker appeared this evening\, in the shapely form of Rizzo. The litt
 le tike was dragged along so fast that she actually ended up amongst the f
 rontrunners!\n\nDid you know that Yuck and Gaffer have been celebrating a 
 wedding anniversary tonight? (It's this or nothing\, Darling!)\n\nIt is a 
 well-known fact that fish-hooks can be ignored! Especially if you're old\,
  female and named Lowtarse or Cowpat! However\, beware if you do do this\,
  because you may be the first to subsequent checks! It's no use complainin
 g if you\, then\, have to kick them out!\n\n(Birthday song for Olive!)\n\n
 Down-downs for Crackerjack\, Batman\, the Hares\, Olive\, Yuck\, Squashed-
 Balls and non-virgin Fox.\n(Down down down down down down down down down d
 own down down...)\n\nOn-on to CP at 801676 nr Broadhempston.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
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