BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:222@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20190424T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20190424T230000 DTSTAMP:20191112T212611Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1196/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1196 - Broadhempston Community Woodland Car park DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe words according to Pugsley\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHash words from a woods near Broadhempston. \n\nI arrived early in a deserted car park somewhere on the outskirts of B roadhempston and managed to\nbag prime spot for a speedy departure to the pub once the obligatory running bit was dispensed\nwith. I was soon joined by several others including Pi\, TB\, Barbie and Barbie’s passengers wh ich\nlulled us all into a false sense of security as we were soon to disco ver when it transpired we had\npicked the wrong car park. So\, one hurried convoy of hashers later and we were the last to arrive to\nparking chaos and a game of ‘how many hashmobiles can you fit into a very small carpar k’? The\nanswer is of course\, ‘not all of them’. We needn’t have worried about our lateness as by the time the\nparking was sorted\, Oversh ot had said some stuff about something and Going Down had explained\nPiddl er hadn’t helped AT ALL it was past quarter to eight!\n\nThe hash did ev entually get underway having been told not only to expect 5 long/short spl its but\nalso given a disclaimer that someone had sabotaged the trail and we’d probably all get lost. Olive\nwas hard at work so I got lost on her behalf instead. My getting lost looked to have proved fortuitous\nas it m eant I had avoided most of the hash but I was rounded up by a very stern G oing Down and\ntold to go back around again. After all that running\, it w as no wonder I was tempted by that most\ntraditional menu combination of p izza\, sausage and chips at the pub.\n\nElsewhere on the trail\, Bit of Ro ugh and Just Horny were seen emerging from the undergrowth\nlooking dishev elled and guilty. When questioned they both remained coy. Watch out Rear E ntry!\nShirtlifter was overheard turning the air blue as he was the victim of Going Down’s dastardly ploy to\nslow down the front runners. Without so much as a word of warning she had sneaked in a false trail\nwith three dot and then a cross rather than the widely accepted three and on. Outrag eous conduct\nfrom the hare but all the same I hear Running Late will be w ashing his progeny’s potty mouth out\nwith soap and water.\n\nGaffer was heard bemoaning that his generation is being blamed for climate change. I t’s not so\nmuch the creation of the throwaway society that is the scour ge of the modern world\, but the sheer\namount of hot air generated by the ir grumbling!\n\nThe trail culminated nicely in a marvellous viewpoint mad e even better with a good array of\nsweeties and as if that wasn’t enoug h it was just a quick trot back down to the car park where we\nfound a wel l stocked beer stop. Very good of Going Down to realise people would need sustenance\nwhilst they waited to escape the car park! Not a problem for B roken Man who on the week of his 80th\nbirthday decided that to avoid bloc king anyone in at the car park he would wait in his car and send\nFallen W oman up the hill to fetch his sweets. Not only that but he was handed his beer in the car\ntoo! I aspire to that level of shortcutting. Being able t o get all the perks of the trail with your seatbelt\nstill on really is a SCB masterclass.\n\nBack at the pub and there was food chaos. No names tak en and no proof of purchase given\, what\ncould possibly go wrong. This so rt of epic disorganisation hadn’t been seen by the hungry hashers\nsince …. well\, about 90 minutes previously in the car park actually.\n\nIt di dn’t go unnoticed that as the trail weary hashers arrived at the On Down \, Ging Gang and Goolie\nwere already in the pub enjoying fish and chips. As widely suspected Goolie had got lost on the way\nand when they did even tually find the car park Ging Gang decided that their car was far too big and\nposh to risk scratching it. Better safe than sorry so they abandoned the hash and went straight to the\npub.\n\nSquashed Balls managed to make headlines by not bothering to show up to fill his RA obligations so\nRear Entry stepped into the breach and called us all to order.\n\nOur illustrio us GM has let the power go to his head it seems. He has now got a GM perso nalised\nnumber plate on his car. GM15RLU. What the significance of the la st 3 letters are is up for debate.\nDimwit didn’t want to say whether ha sh cash had funded this extravagance but rumour has it that\nalthough he w as walking the short route again this week\, his Garmin and Strava post re corded\nexactly the same route and speed as Overshot’s….\n\nTwo of our newest hashers have been hanging out with the rabble over at Plympton. No t only that\nbut they have been named too! Felicity is now Whinnie the Poo h (I know we’ve already got one but\nshe hasn’t hashed since the RA wa s in short trousers so its fine) and Pete is Blown Off. Apparently. It\nwa s suggested that South Hams has more Plympton hashers than Plympton!\n\nRi zzo was a little bit worried she wouldn’t be allowed in the pub after wh at happened with the Pink\nLadies last time we visited Broadhempston. She needn’t have been concerned as not only was it\nages ago but when questi oned it also turned out to be a very innocent and not at all exciting\nane cdote.\n\nPablo from Broadhempston (who had never heard of the community w oodland either) was named\nPedro as Fallen Woman thinks all Spanish soundi ng people are called Pedro.\n\nIn addition to Broken Man’s 80th \, Rubbe ry turned 60 and it was also birthday week for Ride Along and\nDulux. A ro using rendition of Happy Birthday was duly sung. We’re definitely gettin g better at it…\nDown downs were awarded for the four birthdays\, Pedro for his naming and Going Down for a lovely\njaunt around the woods.\n\nPid dler didn’t get one as he did nothing to help\, Rear Entry had run out\, and their wasn’t time\nanyway as there was only half an hour until time .\n\nOn On to Cornwood.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOn Down\nMonks Retreat\, Broadhem pston  TQ9 6BN\n[No dogs in pub please] - \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe wor ds according to Pugsley\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHash words from a woods near Broadhempston.\n\nI arrived early in a deserted car park somewhere on the outskirts of Broadhempston and managed to\nbag prime spo t for a speedy departure to the pub once the obligatory running bit was di spensed\nwith. I was soon joined by several others including Pi\, TB\, Bar bie and Barbie’s passengers which\nlulled us all into a false sense of s ecurity as we were soon to discover when it transpired we had\npicked the wrong car park. So\, one hurried convoy of hashers later and we were the l ast to arrive to\nparking chaos and a game of ‘how many hashmobiles can you fit into a very small carpark’? The\nanswer is of course\, ‘not al l of them’. We needn’t have worried about our lateness as by the time the\nparking was sorted\, Overshot had said some stuff about something and Going Down had explained\nPiddler hadn’t helped AT ALL it was past quar ter to eight!\n\nThe hash did eventually get underway having been told not only to expect 5 long/short splits but\nalso given a disclaimer that some one had sabotaged the trail and we’d probably all get lost. Olive\nwas h ard at work so I got lost on her behalf instead. My getting lost looked to have proved fortuitous\nas it meant I had avoided most of the hash but I was rounded up by a very stern Going Down and\ntold to go back around agai n. After all that running\, it was no wonder I was tempted by that most\nt raditional menu combination of pizza\, sausage and chips at the pub.\n\nEl sewhere on the trail\, Bit of Rough and Just Horny were seen emerging from the undergrowth\nlooking dishevelled and guilty. When questioned they bot h remained coy. Watch out Rear Entry!\nShirtlifter was overheard turning t he air blue as he was the victim of Going Down’s dastardly ploy to\nslow down the front runners. Without so much as a word of warning she had snea ked in a false trail\nwith three dot and then a cross rather than the wide ly accepted three and on. Outrageous conduct\nfrom the hare but all the sa me I hear Running Late will be washing his progeny’s potty mouth out\nwi th soap and water.\n\nGaffer was heard bemoaning that his generation is be ing blamed for climate change. It’s not so\nmuch the creation of the thr owaway society that is the scourge of the modern world\, but the sheer\nam ount of hot air generated by their grumbling!\n\nThe trail culminated nice ly in a marvellous viewpoint made even better with a good array of\nsweeti es and as if that wasn’t enough it was just a quick trot back down to th e car park where we\nfound a well stocked beer stop. Very good of Going Do wn to realise people would need sustenance\nwhilst they waited to escape t he car park! Not a problem for Broken Man who on the week of his 80th\nbir thday decided that to avoid blocking anyone in at the car park he would wa it in his car and send\nFallen Woman up the hill to fetch his sweets. Not only that but he was handed his beer in the car\ntoo! I aspire to that lev el of shortcutting. Being able to get all the perks of the trail with your seatbelt\nstill on really is a SCB masterclass.\n\nBack at the pub and th ere was food chaos. No names taken and no proof of purchase given\, what\n could possibly go wrong. This sort of epic disorganisation hadn’t been s een by the hungry hashers\nsince…. well\, about 90 minutes previously in the car park actually.\n\nIt didn’t go unnoticed that as the trail wear y hashers arrived at the On Down\, Ging Gang and Goolie\nwere already in t he pub enjoying fish and chips. As widely suspected Goolie had got lost on the way\nand when they did eventually find the car park Ging Gang decided that their car was far too big and\nposh to risk scratching it. Better sa fe than sorry so they abandoned the hash and went straight to the\npub.\n\ nSquashed Balls managed to make headlines by not bothering to show up to f ill his RA obligations so\nRear Entry stepped into the breach and called u s all to order.\n\nOur illustrious GM has let the power go to his head it seems. He has now got a GM personalised\nnumber plate on his car. GM15RLU. What the significance of the last 3 letters are is up for debate.\nDimwit didn’t want to say whether hash cash had funded this extravagance but r umour has it that\nalthough he was walking the short route again this week \, his Garmin and Strava post recorded\nexactly the same route and speed a s Overshot’s….\n\nTwo of our newest hashers have been hanging out with the rabble over at Plympton. Not only that\nbut they have been named too! Felicity is now Whinnie the Pooh (I know we’ve already got one but\nshe hasn’t hashed since the RA was in short trousers so its fine) and Pete is Blown Off. Apparently. It\nwas suggested that South Hams has more Plymp ton hashers than Plympton!\n\nRizzo was a little bit worried she wouldn’ t be allowed in the pub after what happened with the Pink\nLadies last tim e we visited Broadhempston. She needn’t have been concerned as not only was it\nages ago but when questioned it also turned out to be a very innoc ent and not at all exciting\nanecdote.\n\nPablo from Broadhempston (who ha d never heard of the community woodland either) was named\nPedro as Fallen Woman thinks all Spanish sounding people are called Pedro.\n\nIn addition to Broken Man’s 80th \, Rubbery turned 60 and it was also birthday week for Ride Along and\nDulux. A rousing rendition of Happy Birthday was duly sung. We’re definitely getting better at it…\nDown downs were awarded for the four birthdays\, Pedro for his naming and Going Down for a lovely \njaunt around the woods.\n\nPiddler didn’t get one as he did nothing to help\, Rear Entry had run out\, and their wasn’t time\nanyway as there was only half an hour until time.\n\nOn On to Cornwood.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nO n Down\nMonks Retreat\, Broadhempston  TQ9 6BN\n[No dogs in pub please] CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Broadhempston Community Woodland Car park Dashley Corner\, nr Broa dhempston\, TQ9 6DA GEO:50.496477;-3.692506 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Dashley Corner\, nr Broadhe mpston\, TQ9 6DA\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Broadhempston Community Woodland Car park:geo:50.496477,-3.692506 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20190331T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR