BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:223@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20190501T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20190501T230000 DTSTAMP:20191112T212512Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1197/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1197 - Cornwood Inn DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe words according to Nice Buns\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 News Headlines\nTonight’s headlines come straight from the head of\nPilt Down Man. Luckily the sweat didn’ t wash it away before the RA had concluded.\n\n‘Bad day for the GM’\n\ nWednesday 1st May\, proved to be a bad day for SH4’s GM. His day began badly with a meeting being interrupted by a protruding bogie and continue d in the same vain\, when he failed to attend a meeting for work. Unfortun ately for fellow hashers\, this meant that there was no history or informa tion about Cornwood before the hash as Overshot quotes ‘ I was just far too busy!”\n\nAnarchy in the ranks!\n\nThis weekend is said to be the ‘Big one’ for Boaty McBoatface. His stag do commences at the A2B which is taking place in the South Hams. However\, after mentioning to all that they are welcome to come along to help him celebrate\, this invitation wa s soon retracted for harriets when it comes to the after party at The Seve n Stars  Totnes\, Dartmouth\, Kingsbridge- no one is quite sure where to go now. Maybe Totnes for the men and Dartmouth for the harriets!\n\n‘I f elt myself falling\, I thought I was being attacked by a wolf’\n\nWe hav e reports that there was a sighting of a wolf in the Cornwood area as dusk began to approach this evening. Lazy Git spoke to our reporter and said ‘It was very tall and pink and grabbed my leg as I was making my way ove r a style.’ Our sources have since informed us it was no other than Rizz o in her sleek black and pink outfit on the attack.\n\nHot Totty to the re scue\n\nA damsel in distress this evening had her problems solved with the super mechanical skills of the mighty Hot Totty. It must be mentioned tha t Hot Totty has been absent from the hash for a few months and she was gre atly welcomed back by Flage when she put her powers to the test and got th e ‘Old girl’ going again. Welcome back also to Wet Wipe who made a mor e silent re-entry into the hash.\n\nNew record for hashes worldwide\n\nSH4 have broken a new record and will appear in the Guinness Book of World re cords for the smallest dog ever to attend a hash. Pawn Star decided to bri ng her sausage dog along to the hash and against all odds we are led to be lieve that it ‘won’ the long.\n\nThe homing pigeon has returned\n\nA s ense of relief could be felt at the Cornwood Inn following the hash as it was apparent that A bit of Ruff was present .  It was then realised that his homing device is set to this location.\n\nAir ambulance on Standby on Dartmoor\n\nAfter a 999 call was made from a distressed hasher on Dartmoo r tonight\, the air ambulance was on standby and ready to set off if neede d. Fortunately for SexWax\, Little Chef was on hand to deal with her injur ies and carried out lifesaving First Aid. Little Chef is set to receive an award for human kindness.\n\nLady left ‘commando’ after dastardly dee ds carried out\n\nEye witnesses reported that Boaty Mc Boatface was behavi ng badly in the water tonight. ‘Because of you I have hot\, sweaty\, cha ffing knickers’ quoted the victim Hot Totty. This behaviour by Boaty has been severely frowned upon and he will be duly reprimanded.\n\nIn other n ews:\n\nPony Shafter contemplated hitching a lift which could have led to serious punishment.\n\nDead Man reported that Sushi was having shorts issu es and this was validated by Dim Wit.\n\nIt has been noted that Pugsley wa s seen doing all of the longs\; this has been put down to a new Apple Watc h recording his movements!\n\nMore news\n\nDown Down’s were issued to:\n \nJelly Baby for a superb hash\n\nA Bit of Ruff for his birthday\n\nLittle Chef for administering First Aid\n\nPony Shafter for attempting deception \n\nHot Totty for her chaffing knickers\n\nBoaty for trepidation\n\n \ ;\n\nStill to come:\n\nOn on to The Odd Wheel at Wembury\n\n \;\n\nHas hers remember: Kindness is nice (buns)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\nThe words according to Nice Buns\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\nSH4 News Headlines\nTonight’s headlines come straight from the head o f\nPilt Down Man. Luckily the sweat didn’t wash it away before the RA h ad concluded.\n\n‘Bad day for the GM’\n\nWednesday 1st May\, proved t o be a bad day for SH4’s GM. His day began badly with a meeting being in terrupted by a protruding bogie and continued in the same vain\, when he f ailed to attend a meeting for work. Unfortunately for fellow hashers\, thi s meant that there was no history or information about Cornwood before the hash as Overshot quotes ‘ I was just far too busy!”\n\nAnarchy in the ranks!\n\nThis weekend is said to be the ‘Big one’ for Boaty McBoatfa ce. His stag do commences at the A2B which is taking place in the South Ha ms. However\, after mentioning to all that they are welcome to come along to help him celebrate\, this invitation was soon retracted for harriets wh en it comes to the after party at The Seven Stars  Totnes\, Dartmouth\, K ingsbridge- no one is quite sure where to go now. Maybe Totnes for the men and Dartmouth for the harriets!\n\n‘I felt myself falling\, I thought I was being attacked by a wolf’\n\nWe have reports that there was a sight ing of a wolf in the Cornwood area as dusk began to approach this evening. Lazy Git spoke to our reporter and said ‘It was very tall and pink and grabbed my leg as I was making my way over a style.’ Our sources have si nce informed us it was no other than Rizzo in her sleek black and pink out fit on the attack.\n\nHot Totty to the rescue\n\nA damsel in distress this evening had her problems solved with the super mechanical skills of the m ighty Hot Totty. It must be mentioned that Hot Totty has been absent from the hash for a few months and she was greatly welcomed back by Flage when she put her powers to the test and got the ‘Old girl’ going again. Wel come back also to Wet Wipe who made a more silent re-entry into the hash.\ n\nNew record for hashes worldwide\n\nSH4 have broken a new record and wil l appear in the Guinness Book of World records for the smallest dog ever t o attend a hash. Pawn Star decided to bring her sausage dog along to the h ash and against all odds we are led to believe that it ‘won’ the long. \n\nThe homing pigeon has returned\n\nA sense of relief could be felt at t he Cornwood Inn following the hash as it was apparent that A bit of Ruff w as present .  It was then realised that his homing device is set to this location.\n\nAir ambulance on Standby on Dartmoor\n\nAfter a 999 call was made from a distressed hasher on Dartmoor tonight\, the air ambulance was on standby and ready to set off if needed. Fortunately for SexWax\, Littl e Chef was on hand to deal with her injuries and carried out lifesaving Fi rst Aid. Little Chef is set to receive an award for human kindness.\n\nLad y left ‘commando’ after dastardly deeds carried out\n\nEye witnesses r eported that Boaty Mc Boatface was behaving badly in the water tonight. ‘Because of you I have hot\, sweaty\, chaffing knickers’ quoted the vi ctim Hot Totty. This behaviour by Boaty has been severely frowned upon and he will be duly reprimanded.\n\nIn other news:\n\nPony Shafter contemplat ed hitching a lift which could have led to serious punishment.\n\nDead Man reported that Sushi was having shorts issues and this was validated by Di m Wit.\n\nIt has been noted that Pugsley was seen doing all of the longs\; this has been put down to a new Apple Watch recording his movements!\n\nM ore news\n\nDown Down’s were issued to:\n\nJelly Baby for a superb hash\ n\nA Bit of Ruff for his birthday\n\nLittle Chef for administering First A id\n\nPony Shafter for attempting deception\n\nHot Totty for her chaffing knickers\n\nBoaty for trepidation\n\n \;\n\nStill to come:\n\nOn on to The Odd Wheel at Wembury\n\n \;\n\nHashers remember: Kindness is nice (buns)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Cornwood Inn The Square\, Cornwood\, Devon\, PL21 9PU\, Devon GEO:50.420318;-3.964434 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Square\, Cornwood\, Dev on\, PL21 9PU\, Devon\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Cornwood Inn:geo:50.420318,-3.964434 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20190331T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR