BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:235@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20190605T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20190605T230000 DTSTAMP:20191112T211928Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1202-venue-tbc-but-likely/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1202 - Churston Manor DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe words according to Rizzo\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChurston Ferrers\nWe left for hashing late … very late. Poor Pimples had child care issues\, which resulted in a ma d dash through country lanes\, handbrake turning corners\, and screeching up to Churston Manor in a cloud of dust to get us there in time.   It wa sn’t necessary mind\, as Re-Entry was already competently managing the c ircle up\, welcoming newcomers and introducing the hare. “4 miles for th e long\, and 5 for the medium…” quoted U-bend.. ok\, so this was going to be interesting.\nAnd then we were off\, Squash Balls complaining loudl y that the sun was too low\, and was making him squint!\nOut on the hash\, newbie Louise seemed to have no idea which route she should be on. Appare ntly she had hoped to run the short\, but was spotted on the long - runnin g in the wrong direction!\nBee Flicker went a little off-piste too\, and h eaded for the woods\, where he found himself lost and alone. Beginning to despair he stumbled upon a sleeping bag and a pair of trousers\, which he decided looked quite inviting\, and considered making himself at home.\nOn the way to the beach a team of shorts were seen navigating Broadsands pit ch’n’putt\, where Pimple’s wistfully recalled how one of her first d ates (to her now husband) had been there. “He used to take me up here.. ” she relayed to Damp Patch with a twinkle in her eye!\nOnce on the beac h Sex Wax ran into trouble! Luckily our hare U-Bend came to the rescue\, a nd gallantly removed a pebble from her shoe with his bare hands. The damse l in distress was so overcome by the heroic gesture she directly returned to the pub to eat dog biscuits?!?\nI’m told Hekkle and Twisted Sister ab andoned all running\, and partook in their own hash swim at Elberry Cove i nstead. They were last seen disappearing around the coast line into the su nset.\nWhile running through a beautiful valley Morticia and Gomez sheepis hly revealed that they’d actually driven right past me on their way to t he hash\, waiting all alone in a layby… but after a brief discussion had decided not to stop!\nRe-Entry declined a re-group at the beer stop\, all egedly downing his drink at the sight of Overshot on the horizon\, before sprinting off to maintain his lead! Piddler on the other hand was far less alert\, and unwittingly accepted Sticky Bush’s sloppy seconds when she couldn’t finish her drink.\nSince his birthday on the weekend Overshot ’s age has been causing him problems! On returning to the pub he couldn ’t seem to find the car\, so was forced to walk around the carpark for a ges clicking the key fob as he went\, before finding the car parked some w ay up the road.\nOnce in the pub\, Bell End placed his usual cheesy chips order\, but (and this is not the first time) the bar staff refused to call out his name when they were ready! Poor chap.\nWe had two namings: Alan\, who previously had lost his car keys under the wheel of his car was named Fob Jockey\, while Mike\, an ex-metro cop from Modbury who likes to fly l ow\, is now named Under Covers. Then a beautiful rendition of ‘Happy Bir thday’ was sung for the birthday boy Overshot.\nThank you so much to the RA Squash Balls for your sweaty racket handle tape covered in miniscule n otes\, it really helped with the words…\nDown downs went to:\nU-bend – for laying a fab trail\nOvershot – the birthday boy\nUnder Covers  - f or his new name\nFob Jockey – for his new name\nSticky Bush – for her sloppy seconds\nBell End – for his dodgy name!\nOn On to Holbeton\nRizzo x\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe words according to Rizzo\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChurston Ferrers\nWe left for has hing late … very late. Poor Pimples had child care issues\, which result ed in a mad dash through country lanes\, handbrake turning corners\, and s creeching up to Churston Manor in a cloud of dust to get us there in time.   It wasn’t necessary mind\, as Re-Entry was already competently mana ging the circle up\, welcoming newcomers and introducing the hare. “4 mi les for the long\, and 5 for the medium…” quoted U-bend.. ok\, so this was going to be interesting.\nAnd then we were off\, Squash Balls complai ning loudly that the sun was too low\, and was making him squint!\nOut on the hash\, newbie Louise seemed to have no idea which route she should be on. Apparently she had hoped to run the short\, but was spotted on the lon g - running in the wrong direction!\nBee Flicker went a little off-piste t oo\, and headed for the woods\, where he found himself lost and alone. Beg inning to despair he stumbled upon a sleeping bag and a pair of trousers\, which he decided looked quite inviting\, and considered making himself at home.\nOn the way to the beach a team of shorts were seen navigating Broa dsands pitch’n’putt\, where Pimple’s wistfully recalled how one of h er first dates (to her now husband) had been there. “He used to take me up here..” she relayed to Damp Patch with a twinkle in her eye!\nOnce on the beach Sex Wax ran into trouble! Luckily our hare U-Bend came to the r escue\, and gallantly removed a pebble from her shoe with his bare hands. The damsel in distress was so overcome by the heroic gesture she directly returned to the pub to eat dog biscuits?!?\nI’m told Hekkle and Twisted Sister abandoned all running\, and partook in their own hash swim at Elber ry Cove instead. They were last seen disappearing around the coast line in to the sunset.\nWhile running through a beautiful valley Morticia and Gome z sheepishly revealed that they’d actually driven right past me on their way to the hash\, waiting all alone in a layby… but after a brief discu ssion had decided not to stop!\nRe-Entry declined a re-group at the beer s top\, allegedly downing his drink at the sight of Overshot on the horizon\ , before sprinting off to maintain his lead! Piddler on the other hand was far less alert\, and unwittingly accepted Sticky Bush’s sloppy seconds when she couldn’t finish her drink.\nSince his birthday on the weekend O vershot’s age has been causing him problems! On returning to the pub he couldn’t seem to find the car\, so was forced to walk around the carpark for ages clicking the key fob as he went\, before finding the car parked some way up the road.\nOnce in the pub\, Bell End placed his usual cheesy chips order\, but (and this is not the first time) the bar staff refused t o call out his name when they were ready! Poor chap.\nWe had two namings: Alan\, who previously had lost his car keys under the wheel of his car was named Fob Jockey\, while Mike\, an ex-metro cop from Modbury who likes to fly low\, is now named Under Covers. Then a beautiful rendition of ‘Hap py Birthday’ was sung for the birthday boy Overshot.\nThank you so much to the RA Squash Balls for your sweaty racket handle tape covered in minis cule notes\, it really helped with the words…\nDown downs went to:\nU-be nd – for laying a fab trail\nOvershot – the birthday boy\nUnder Covers  - for his new name\nFob Jockey – for his new name\nSticky Bush – fo r her sloppy seconds\nBell End – for his dodgy name!\nOn On to Holbeton\ nRizzo x\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Churston Manor Church Road\, Churston Ferrers\, Devon\, TQ5 0JE GEO:50.39765260222762;-3.5434390846558017 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Church Road\, Churston Ferr ers\, Devon\, TQ5 0JE\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Churston Manor:geo:50.39765260222762,-3.5434390846558017 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20190331T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR