BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:244@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20190724T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20190724T230000 DTSTAMP:20191112T210826Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1211/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1211 - Shipley Bridge DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe words 1211 according to Rubbery\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHash 1211 Shipley Bridge\, Packhorse Inn South Brent\n\n\nSo for the last few weeks\, I have been keeping a bit quiet when it came up to R for doing the words\, all the R’s were calle d out and then a few S’s and I thought wow I’ve got away with it! But being on the Hash Committee inner circle I should have known better\, our esteemed GM out of the blue messaged the committee group and said “Rubbe ry did we miss your turn for the words btw?” and so naturally I had to o wn up that I hadn’t done them!\n\nSo I turned up to this week’s circle up\, a couple of minutes late\, to hear shouts of Rubbery you’re doing the words\, but it came as no surprise.\n\nThe hares duly told their lies about the run\, and despite the notoriety of running from this location an d expectations of calling out mountain rescue for lost or injured hashers we set off – the Walkers up the tarmac trail and Longs &\; Shorts che cking out the trail led by Rear Entry who found the first false trail and eventually called On back\, must have been devastating for him to actually make a call!\n\nSo we filed back to the check and milled about before som e of the pack found not one but two On On’s heading in roughly the same direction\, I queried if the other hashers were actually on trail before t hey eventually teamed up on our trail and we set off up and up and up the moor.\n\nWe levelled off after a good half mile and ran on fairly level un til we finally turned up towards the highest level and found a great Viewi ng Point – missed opportunity Hares!  At that point the stragglers clea rly decided that was enough for them and around half a dozen turned back f or home\, whilst the rest of us carried on and wadded through the boggy ma rsh near the dam and Long / Short split and eventual downward route toward s On Home and the car park.\n\nOn the route down there were numerous oppor tunities to enjoy a splash and paddle in the stream and for others a slip or push into the water.\n\nBack at the car park we were treated to the Bee r Stop with Genepi an Italian whisky liqueur and quite a nice party feel t o the end of the hash.\n\nBack at the pub wine\, cider\, beer\, pizzas and cheesy chips were ordered before the RA called the hash to order for the alleged crimes to be aired.\n\nReports of devastating injury from Ticks on several hashers and a midge attack on Dulux were rumoured.\n\nRubbery was immediately singled out for several crimes: taking pictures of GingGangs bum\, (needed a wide angle lens shot according to Pinky)\, slapping Deadma ns bum on the way to the pub\, spraying Piss Bags face on her way to the p ub in The Jerks Merc with the top down.\n\nSex Wax found a skull and broug ht it back off the moor.\n\nPissBag was reported as saying that she liked swimming naked with sharks and that that she would prefer to be named Dogg yFashion and discussed this with GaryGlitter saying that she would prefer to be associated with the later rather than the former – GM maybe you ne ed to revoke article 5 again? Even SquashBalls deferred from using her has h name….\n\nSpotty Botty got her 100th run hash tee shirt.\n\nRear Entr y said it was the best hash ever – again.\n\nPiltDownMan fell over in th e river\, PonyShafter ended up sitting down in the river – did he fall o r was he pushed.\nTalking of pushing people in the river\, it was alleged that not one but two families committed child abuse by pushing their offsp ring into the river – MuckSpreader and Nice Buns used the opportunity fo r a free bath for PulltheUdderOne and Profitterole\; No Principles similar ly dunked her daughter and son Harry and then left them cold and wet for 4 5 minutes as they had no towels\, Dimmers unknowingly lent his towel robe\ , then said he wondered why it was wet!\n\nNo Principles daughter was put forward for naming as a result of her water exposure and was named Nemo.\n \nThe pub was thanked.\n\nDown downs went to:\nThe hares – WillyWaiver a nd LazyGit\nRubbery\nSpottyBotty\nNemo\nMuckSpreader\nNoPrinciples\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n \;\n\nThe Packhorse\, South Brent - \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nT he words 1211 according to Rubbery\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ nHash 1211 Shipley Bridge\, Packhorse Inn South Brent\n\n\nSo for the last few weeks\, I have been keeping a bit quiet when it came up to R for doin g the words\, all the R’s were called out and then a few S’s and I tho ught wow I’ve got away with it! But being on the Hash Committee inner ci rcle I should have known better\, our esteemed GM out of the blue messaged the committee group and said “Rubbery did we miss your turn for the wor ds btw?” and so naturally I had to own up that I hadn’t done them!\n\n So I turned up to this week’s circle up\, a couple of minutes late\, to hear shouts of Rubbery you’re doing the words\, but it came as no surpri se.\n\nThe hares duly told their lies about the run\, and despite the noto riety of running from this location and expectations of calling out mounta in rescue for lost or injured hashers we set off – the Walkers up the ta rmac trail and Longs &\; Shorts checking out the trail led by Rear Entr y who found the first false trail and eventually called On back\, must hav e been devastating for him to actually make a call!\n\nSo we filed back to the check and milled about before some of the pack found not one but two On On’s heading in roughly the same direction\, I queried if the other h ashers were actually on trail before they eventually teamed up on our trai l and we set off up and up and up the moor.\n\nWe levelled off after a goo d half mile and ran on fairly level until we finally turned up towards the highest level and found a great Viewing Point – missed opportunity Hare s!  At that point the stragglers clearly decided that was enough for them and around half a dozen turned back for home\, whilst the rest of us carr ied on and wadded through the boggy marsh near the dam and Long / Short sp lit and eventual downward route towards On Home and the car park.\n\nOn th e route down there were numerous opportunities to enjoy a splash and paddl e in the stream and for others a slip or push into the water.\n\nBack at t he car park we were treated to the Beer Stop with Genepi an Italian whisky liqueur and quite a nice party feel to the end of the hash.\n\nBack at th e pub wine\, cider\, beer\, pizzas and cheesy chips were ordered before th e RA called the hash to order for the alleged crimes to be aired.\n\nRepor ts of devastating injury from Ticks on several hashers and a midge attack on Dulux were rumoured.\n\nRubbery was immediately singled out for several crimes: taking pictures of GingGangs bum\, (needed a wide angle lens shot according to Pinky)\, slapping Deadmans bum on the way to the pub\, spray ing Piss Bags face on her way to the pub in The Jerks Merc with the top do wn.\n\nSex Wax found a skull and brought it back off the moor.\n\nPissBag was reported as saying that she liked swimming naked with sharks and that that she would prefer to be named DoggyFashion and discussed this with Gar yGlitter saying that she would prefer to be associated with the later rath er than the former – GM maybe you need to revoke article 5 again? Even S quashBalls deferred from using her hash name….\n\nSpotty Botty got her 1 00th run hash tee shirt.\n\nRear Entry said it was the best hash ever – again.\n\nPiltDownMan fell over in the river\, PonyShafter ended up sitti ng down in the river – did he fall or was he pushed.\nTalking of pushing people in the river\, it was alleged that not one but two families commit ted child abuse by pushing their offspring into the river – MuckSpreader and Nice Buns used the opportunity for a free bath for PulltheUdderOne an d Profitterole\; No Principles similarly dunked her daughter and son Harry and then left them cold and wet for 45 minutes as they had no towels\, Di mmers unknowingly lent his towel robe\, then said he wondered why it was w et!\n\nNo Principles daughter was put forward for naming as a result of he r water exposure and was named Nemo.\n\nThe pub was thanked.\n\nDown downs went to:\nThe hares – WillyWaiver and LazyGit\nRubbery\nSpottyBotty\nNe mo\nMuckSpreader\nNoPrinciples\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \;\n\nThe Packhorse\, S outh Brent CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Shipley Bridge Shipley Bridge\, South Brent\, TQ10 9EL GEO:50.450891;-3.859462 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Shipley Bridge\, South Bren t\, TQ10 9EL\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Shipley Bridge:ge o:50.450891,-3.859462 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20190331T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR