BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:248@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20190814T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20190814T230000 DTSTAMP:20191112T210418Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1214/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1214 (In a Field) - Fortescue Arms DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1214 according to Squash ed Balls\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIt was a somewhat bluste ry evening as 60 odd (and I mean odd) Hashers attended the hash in the fie ld at Stanborough\, one of the highest places in the South Hams.  We were all ready to go when Overshot started opening his gob\, rambling on about a bloke trying to find a lost ring in said field. Farewell to the hares\, Nice Buns and Pimples and we were gone.\n\nOff we went on the trail and f or many of us\, new territory.  Boaty was moaning about the brambles and felt bit of a twit every time a less experienced hasher ran past him.  He was filled with wrath.  Rushing ahead were yapping bitches (RA’s descr iption) not mine\, one of whom bit the RA.\n\nWe later learnt Dimwit saved Boaty from barbed wire catastrophe\, something which ought not to have ha ppened seeing it was on a bank\, not a field boundary. The wonderful trail meandered through the lush South Hams countryside\, the peace punctuated by Flage No Lay.  Her On On’s could be heard for miles. The trail led over footpaths many of us never new existed.\n\nAt the drink stop there wa s tempting delicacies compliments of the cooking skills of Nice Buns.  My particular favourite was a yellow bun tinged with sumptuous icing.\n\nJyd e rather ungraciously moaned at the delightful children manning the bun st op saying the portions were rather small.  The RA thought this was a bit off.  In charming style Jyde redeemed himself later.\n\nNot sure who won the hash but it is not a race.  Try telling that to the usual suspects.\n \nAt the pub who did very well seeing they were notified at short notice\, there were several namings.  Spotty Bottys sons were named Snot Gobbler (instead of double bogey – he likes playing golf)\, a bit tenuous.  The other was called Flat face as he falls over quite a bit.  Chris was give n the name? Deffo Fudge.  Three namings by the RA.  There was also a moc k auction of a pair of panties but we were outbid by a 10 year old.\n\nOth er tributes were given to Traffic and Pony Shafter for their birthdays.  Flage No Lay also had her 200th shirt presented.\n\nDown Downs were award ed to Pimples and Nice Buns for an excellent hash\, Jyde for being bun pic ky\, Flage for 200 and the new namings.\n\nThere are 12 birds names hidden in this report.  I will buy a pint/glass of wine  to the one who can fi nd them.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \;\n\nCHANGE OF ON DOWN: DUE TO WEATHER THIS IS NOW THE FORTESCUE IN EAST ALLINGTON\n\nHash BBQ. Bring your own Meat/Ve ggie Meat and Drinks/Veggie Drinks/Baps. Salad will be provided\n\nCircle Up Location in a Field on pic at Stanborough Junction with 5 mile lane\n\n  \;\n\n \;\n\nOn Down Location  Yetsonais Farm area\, East Alling ton - \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1214 according to Squashed Ba lls\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIt was a somewhat blustery ev ening as 60 odd (and I mean odd) Hashers attended the hash in the field at Stanborough\, one of the highest places in the South Hams.  We were all ready to go when Overshot started opening his gob\, rambling on about a bl oke trying to find a lost ring in said field. Farewell to the hares\, Nice Buns and Pimples and we were gone.\n\nOff we went on the trail and for ma ny of us\, new territory.  Boaty was moaning about the brambles and felt bit of a twit every time a less experienced hasher ran past him.  He was filled with wrath.  Rushing ahead were yapping bitches (RA’s descriptio n) not mine\, one of whom bit the RA.\n\nWe later learnt Dimwit saved Boat y from barbed wire catastrophe\, something which ought not to have happene d seeing it was on a bank\, not a field boundary. The wonderful trail mean dered through the lush South Hams countryside\, the peace punctuated by Fl age No Lay.  Her On On’s could be heard for miles. The trail led over footpaths many of us never new existed.\n\nAt the drink stop there was tem pting delicacies compliments of the cooking skills of Nice Buns.  My part icular favourite was a yellow bun tinged with sumptuous icing.\n\nJyde rat her ungraciously moaned at the delightful children manning the bun stop sa ying the portions were rather small.  The RA thought this was a bit off.   In charming style Jyde redeemed himself later.\n\nNot sure who won the hash but it is not a race.  Try telling that to the usual suspects.\n\nAt the pub who did very well seeing they were notified at short notice\, the re were several namings.  Spotty Bottys sons were named Snot Gobbler (ins tead of double bogey – he likes playing golf)\, a bit tenuous.  The oth er was called Flat face as he falls over quite a bit.  Chris was given th e name? Deffo Fudge.  Three namings by the RA.  There was also a mock au ction of a pair of panties but we were outbid by a 10 year old.\n\nOther t ributes were given to Traffic and Pony Shafter for their birthdays.  Flag e No Lay also had her 200th shirt presented.\n\nDown Downs were awarded t o Pimples and Nice Buns for an excellent hash\, Jyde for being bun picky\, Flage for 200 and the new namings.\n\nThere are 12 birds names hidden in this report.  I will buy a pint/glass of wine  to the one who can find t hem.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \;\n\nCHANGE OF ON DOWN: DUE TO WEATHER THIS IS N OW THE FORTESCUE IN EAST ALLINGTON\n\nHash BBQ. Bring your own Meat/Veggie Meat and Drinks/Veggie Drinks/Baps. Salad will be provided\n\nCircle Up L ocation in a Field on pic at Stanborough Junction with 5 mile lane\n\n&nbs p\;\n\n \;\n\nOn Down Location  Yetsonais Farm area\, East Allington CATEGORIES:BBQ Hash,Hash Trails LOCATION:Fortescue Arms Green Hill\, East Allington\, Devon\, TQ9 7RA\, Dev on GEO:50.323264;-3.731448 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Green Hill\, East Allington \, Devon\, TQ9 7RA\, Devon\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=For tescue Arms:geo:50.323264,-3.731448 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20190331T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR