BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:249@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20190821T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20190821T230000 DTSTAMP:20191112T210300Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1215/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1215 - Harford Road- Snail Car Park DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1215 according to Twiste d Sister\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSo we gathered on anothe r beautiful Wednesday to pretend to do some exercise to justify the alcoho l consumption afterward (or is that just me?) It was Barbarella’s birthd ay hash and no one could miss that fact with the beautiful glasses she was wearing. \nOf we went up the inevitable South Hams Hills\, it was noted that Sushi was running particularly well and impressed Rear Entry by not s topping the entire way up\, as he summited the reason became clear\, he wa s desperate for a pee and there wasn’t a convenient place to stop on the way up. I pity the poor hashers who were on there way up!\nComing Soon ca me very close to suffering a heart attack apparently his partner Good Shag was on particularly good form.\nPiss Bag was very clear that NOTHING happ ened on the hash\, although she did mention that she quite liked going dow n. \nSex Wax\, Lo-T-Arse and Barbie were posing for Rubbery when suddenly there was some kind if eruption\, I’ll leave to your imagination who th e eruption was from. \nOvershot was extolling the benefits of exercise an d how he experiences the thrill of the runners high while dashing around t he countryside\, Good Shag on the other hand smokes and drinks so gets hig h just climbing the stairs. \nTraffic’s other half Harry thought he’d got away with the baby sitting duty sending his grandchildren off on the walk with Traffic however he found himself in charge of young crackerjack (this may or may not be the correct Jack however he’s the only mini Jack I’m aware of) scandalous abandonment by Ah-So I say or maybe Crackerjac k couldn’t keep up with the speeding Sushi. \nFilth’s son and his fri end were visiting from the big smoke\, it appears they struggled with the fresh Devon air and complained they couldn’t run properly without smoggy air. \nDead Man Walking did a great job at his 2nd RA stint\, slightly l ighter and dryer than the last time. I do think he has been listening to S quashed Balls too much and did produce some awful jokes involving a light bulb\, a personal low was “How many Goolie’s does it take to change a light bulb?” “Don’t worry just let her wash up in the dark!” Don ’t know how Ging Gang puts up with him. \nDown Downs were awarded to:\n Barbarella – Birthday and Hare\nBarbie - Hare\nJP – Hare\nDulux – 30 0 T-Shirt\nMr Softee – Something to do with a wing mirror and Ice Ice Ba by\n“Tom” and Overshot – Feck knows!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - \n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1215 according to Twisted Sister\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSo we gathered on another beautiful Wednesday to pretend to do some exercise to justify the alcohol consumption afterward (or is that just me?) It was Barbarella’s birthday hash and no one could miss that fact with the beautiful glasses she was wearing. \nOf we went up the inevitable South Hams Hills\, it was noted that Sushi was running p articularly well and impressed Rear Entry by not stopping the entire way u p\, as he summited the reason became clear\, he was desperate for a pee an d there wasn’t a convenient place to stop on the way up. I pity the poor hashers who were on there way up!\nComing Soon came very close to sufferi ng a heart attack apparently his partner Good Shag was on particularly goo d form.\nPiss Bag was very clear that NOTHING happened on the hash\, altho ugh she did mention that she quite liked going down. \nSex Wax\, Lo-T-Ars e and Barbie were posing for Rubbery when suddenly there was some kind if eruption\, I’ll leave to your imagination who the eruption was from. \n Overshot was extolling the benefits of exercise and how he experiences the thrill of the runners high while dashing around the countryside\, Good Sh ag on the other hand smokes and drinks so gets high just climbing the stai rs. \nTraffic’s other half Harry thought he’d got away with the baby sitting duty sending his grandchildren off on the walk with Traffic howeve r he found himself in charge of young crackerjack (this may or may not be the correct Jack however he’s the only mini Jack I’m aware of) scandal ous abandonment by Ah-So I say or maybe Crackerjack couldn’t keep up wit h the speeding Sushi. \nFilth’s son and his friend were visiting from t he big smoke\, it appears they struggled with the fresh Devon air and comp lained they couldn’t run properly without smoggy air. \nDead Man Walkin g did a great job at his 2nd RA stint\, slightly lighter and dryer than th e last time. I do think he has been listening to Squashed Balls too much a nd did produce some awful jokes involving a light bulb\, a personal low wa s “How many Goolie’s does it take to change a light bulb?” “Don’ t worry just let her wash up in the dark!” Don’t know how Ging Gang pu ts up with him. \nDown Downs were awarded to:\nBarbarella – Birthday an d Hare\nBarbie - Hare\nJP – Hare\nDulux – 300 T-Shirt\nMr Softee – S omething to do with a wing mirror and Ice Ice Baby\n“Tom” and Overshot – Feck knows!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Harford Road- Snail Car Park Harford Road Car Park\, Ivybridge\, P L21 0AW\, devon GEO:50.39053810070851;-3.919758796691895 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Harford Road Car Park\, Ivy bridge\, PL21 0AW\, devon\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Harf ord Road- Snail Car Park:geo:50.39053810070851,-3.919758796691895 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20190331T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR