BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:250@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20190828T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20190828T230000 DTSTAMP:20191112T210003Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1216-bbq-hash/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1216 (BBQ Hash) - The Square DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1216 according to Tyred Bunny\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSo I arrived almost late\, but was sadly disappointed to see that the ploy hadn’t got me off the h ook re writing the words\, unlike last week’s sneaky move of missing the Hash completely and landing Twisted Sister in the chair. The ploy not hav ing worked I got out my trusty quill &\; parchment (it saw me through s chool you know) and started scribbling.\n\nOvershot started with drawing t he parallel between Boatty and …….. Shania Twain. I can’t remember t he link\, but apparently\, they “both feel like a woman”. There being no virgins\, Overshot was about to ask for the hares bollocks (loads of) w hen Jyde chirped up with a notice about an SH4 kayaking/SUP outing and BBQ starting from Kingsbridge: “Details from me at the pub” which as the on-down was at his &\; Hekkel’s house was clearly an attempt to reduc e the numbers and therefore damage ‘chez nous’! Having almost missed t he opportunity Nice Buns chipped in with the usual reminder about the Pre and Post-Xmas parties [the gals are doing great stuff so please help them to help you by getting your bookings/money in asap so they know what they ’re dealing with].\n\nOver to the hares Running Late &\; Shirt Lifter : 5 miles for the long\, 3.5 miles for the shorts\, and 2.5 miles for the walkers\, although some confusion was then added about flat short cuts/not flat cuts whereupon it all got terribly confusing.\n\nThe run started wit h the longs and the walkers going down the hill to the main road\, with th e shorts up. It was all going very quietly until\, well in fact continuing to be so\, when Nice Buns and Rizo overtook in stealth mode. Not a word b etween them\, even a whisper for at least 100m! Is there a problem or was the hill just too much for them?!?\n\nNot strictly related to the hash\, b ut I’m sure all will be welcome to a very special party that Broken man is throwing on 19 September. Not sure if he’s aware of it\, or in fact w ill e aware of it\, but I’m sure the staff on the men’s surgical ward in Torbay Hospital will be as we all turn up to wish him a speedy recovery from a knee op!\n\nThe lycra boys were particularly competitive this with Overshot calling back Whisper who seemed to think he’d ‘won the hash ’ where in fact it was clear to all that Muck Spreader had.\n\nThere see ms to be a bit of a problem developing with two recent recruits who just d on’t understand what hashing is partly about. They were seen holding han ds through woods\, and then went to pub presumably for some secret tryst. All well and good until you realize that they\, Fluffy Dice &\; Good Sh ag\, are partners already. Please can we stop this deplorable habit of PDA s between couples.\n\nThe evening was clearly going down the pan\, when Py decided chasing a bull was more fun than hashing\, and tore a hamstring i n the process. Mike\, Rizos husband\, a suitably gallant chap\, touniqued (sorry that’s beyond spell checker\, but I guess you’ll know what I me an) the hamstring with a torch strap\, and was named Strap On rather than Frisky Bullock.\n\nBack at the cars\, and Piss Bag who’d put her car key on top of the wheel of her black Fiesta was found scrabbling around the w heel arch of a silver Range Rover. An easy mistake to make as I’m sure h ashers anywhere would agree\, but I not sure the ‘beak’ will agree whe n her case comes up. Again\, we wish you well\, and you may get the cost o f the fine back from whoever did your laser surgery because it clearly did n’t work.\n\nThe On-Down was at Hekkel &\; Jydes’. Hashers were gre eted by Shirt Lifter serving cocktails. Thinks were looking up until…..D immers was upsetting people again. The story as related to me was that the Veggies in the group took exception to him ‘putting his meat on their g rill’ (not sure the meat eaters would have been too happy either\, but p erhaps I’m just getting the wrong end of a different stick?!?).\n\nGooli e then called the hash to order for the Down-Downs… and then started sin ging. It was as confusing as ever until he got to the punch line of the so ng "when I'm 64" and announced it was Pinky’s 64th birthday tomorrow. Ov er Exposed was also on the birthday role-call.\n\nWe then moved on to a na ming:\n\nYoungster Beau had been worried because his cousin Mowgli got los t on his first hash. He should have been a lot more worried that that woul d lead to comments about laying a trail of sweets(?) like Hansel &\; Gr etel\, and consequently being named   Handsel – could have been worse. \nStrap On for helping Pye.\n\nOther recipients were:\n\nHekkel &\; Jyd e for providing a fabulous venue\, and particularly for the hostess warmin g Squash Balls ‘sausage’\, but I’m not sure why it had been in the f reezer anyway – each to their own.\nSticky Bush for a 100 runs – well done\, but many were surprised it was only a hundred\, and for doing 7.5 m iles with Running late on a 5 mile hash.\nRunning Late for being a hare\, but also for responding to Sticky’s comment by declaring that he “does it exactly” – not sure what – answers on a postcard….\nShirt Lift er for co-haring.\nPocahontas for moaning.\n\nOn-on to the Modbury Inn\, M odbury.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1216 acc ording to Tyred Bunny\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSo I arrive d almost late\, but was sadly disappointed to see that the ploy hadn’t g ot me off the hook re writing the words\, unlike last week’s sneaky move of missing the Hash completely and landing Twisted Sister in the chair. T he ploy not having worked I got out my trusty quill &\; parchment (it s aw me through school you know) and started scribbling.\n\nOvershot started with drawing the parallel between Boatty and …….. Shania Twain. I can ’t remember the link\, but apparently\, they “both feel like a woman ”. There being no virgins\, Overshot was about to ask for the hares boll ocks (loads of) when Jyde chirped up with a notice about an SH4 kayaking/S UP outing and BBQ starting from Kingsbridge: “Details from me at the pub ” which as the on-down was at his &\; Hekkel’s house was clearly an attempt to reduce the numbers and therefore damage ‘chez nous’! Havin g almost missed the opportunity Nice Buns chipped in with the usual remind er about the Pre and Post-Xmas parties [the gals are doing great stuff so please help them to help you by getting your bookings/money in asap so the y know what they’re dealing with].\n\nOver to the hares Running Late &am p\; Shirt Lifter: 5 miles for the long\, 3.5 miles for the shorts\, and 2. 5 miles for the walkers\, although some confusion was then added about fla t short cuts/not flat cuts whereupon it all got terribly confusing.\n\nThe run started with the longs and the walkers going down the hill to the mai n road\, with the shorts up. It was all going very quietly until\, well in fact continuing to be so\, when Nice Buns and Rizo overtook in stealth mo de. Not a word between them\, even a whisper for at least 100m! Is there a problem or was the hill just too much for them?!?\n\nNot strictly related to the hash\, but I’m sure all will be welcome to a very special party that Broken man is throwing on 19 September. Not sure if he’s aware of i t\, or in fact will e aware of it\, but I’m sure the staff on the men’ s surgical ward in Torbay Hospital will be as we all turn up to wish him a speedy recovery from a knee op!\n\nThe lycra boys were particularly compe titive this with Overshot calling back Whisper who seemed to think he’d ‘won the hash’ where in fact it was clear to all that Muck Spreader ha d.\n\nThere seems to be a bit of a problem developing with two recent recr uits who just don’t understand what hashing is partly about. They were s een holding hands through woods\, and then went to pub presumably for some secret tryst. All well and good until you realize that they\, Fluffy Dice &\; Good Shag\, are partners already. Please can we stop this deplorab le habit of PDAs between couples.\n\nThe evening was clearly going down th e pan\, when Py decided chasing a bull was more fun than hashing\, and tor e a hamstring in the process. Mike\, Rizos husband\, a suitably gallant ch ap\, touniqued (sorry that’s beyond spell checker\, but I guess you’ll know what I mean) the hamstring with a torch strap\, and was named Strap On rather than Frisky Bullock.\n\nBack at the cars\, and Piss Bag who’d put her car key on top of the wheel of her black Fiesta was found scrabbli ng around the wheel arch of a silver Range Rover. An easy mistake to make as I’m sure hashers anywhere would agree\, but I not sure the ‘beak’ will agree when her case comes up. Again\, we wish you well\, and you may get the cost of the fine back from whoever did your laser surgery because it clearly didn’t work.\n\nThe On-Down was at Hekkel &\; Jydes’. H ashers were greeted by Shirt Lifter serving cocktails. Thinks were looking up until…..Dimmers was upsetting people again. The story as related to me was that the Veggies in the group took exception to him ‘putting his meat on their grill’ (not sure the meat eaters would have been too happy either\, but perhaps I’m just getting the wrong end of a different stic k?!?).\n\nGoolie then called the hash to order for the Down-Downs… and t hen started singing. It was as confusing as ever until he got to the punch line of the song "when I'm 64" and announced it was Pinky’s 64th birthd ay tomorrow. Over Exposed was also on the birthday role-call.\n\nWe then m oved on to a naming:\n\nYoungster Beau had been worried because his cousin Mowgli got lost on his first hash. He should have been a lot more worried that that would lead to comments about laying a trail of sweets(?) like H ansel &\; Gretel\, and consequently being named   Handsel – could h ave been worse.\nStrap On for helping Pye.\n\nOther recipients were:\n\nHe kkel &\; Jyde for providing a fabulous venue\, and particularly for the hostess warming Squash Balls ‘sausage’\, but I’m not sure why it ha d been in the freezer anyway – each to their own.\nSticky Bush for a 100 runs – well done\, but many were surprised it was only a hundred\, and for doing 7.5 miles with Running late on a 5 mile hash.\nRunning Late for being a hare\, but also for responding to Sticky’s comment by declaring that he “does it exactly” – not sure what – answers on a postcard ….\nShirt Lifter for co-haring.\nPocahontas for moaning.\n\nOn-on to the Modbury Inn\, Modbury.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:BBQ Hash,Hash Trails LOCATION:The Square The Square\, Ermington\, PL21 9LP GEO:50.361639536135435;-3.917016771163958 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Square\, Ermington\, PL 21 9LP\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=The Square:geo:50.36163 9536135435,-3.917016771163958 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20190331T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR