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SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1217 - Modbury Inn
DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1217 according to Top S
 helf\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTHE WORDS : HASH No.1217 - M
 ODBURY\nA coincidence\, fate\, or just bad luck?\nThis time last year the 
 hash was also from Modbury. This time last year during the circle-up\, the
  question arose as to who was going to do the words. “What letter are we
  on?” asked Overshot. ‘T’ was the reply. This time last year I dropp
 ed my head hoping to become invisible\, but Marty saw me and bellowed “T
 op Shelf should do them!!”\n\nEXACTLY the same happened this week\, the 
 only difference being that it was Pugsley who ‘got’ me!\nAnd just like
  last year I walked the trail\, saw very little and heard even less\, and 
 just like last year\, because I was serving the food at the pub I had no t
 ime to take notes or to listen to any ‘dirt’!\n\nSo\, relying on RA Re
 -Entry’s notes\, this is what happened  –\nWe were told at the circle
  by co-hare Gary Glitter that the long was 7½ miles\, the medium 6 miles\
 , the short 4 miles\, and the walker’s route would be 2½ miles. So off 
 we went\, over the main road\, up the steep Galpin Street where Sarah\, wh
 o runs with her BIG dog\, caused a road block after the dog had dumped a B
 IG poo in the middle of the road\, so BIG that it looked like a roundabout
 !\nOver the stile at the top of the hill we went and into the fields. Afte
 r more stiles we were greeted by a veritable CORNucopia of tall plants. 
 “None of your CORNy jokes here please”\, I said to Pony Shafter\, as h
 e picked off one of the veg and stuck it between his legs…..”Look\,”
  he said\, “CORN-on-the-nob!” (This conversation may\, or may not have
  happened!)\n(Have you ever wondered\, if CORN oil is made from CORN and v
 egetable oil is made from vegetables\, what is baby oil made from?)\n\nIt 
 was also in this cornfield that Wet Spot hid amongst the plants in wait\, 
 and then jumped out\, arms flailing\, shouting “Boo”\, but his victims
  were pretty sCORNful of his attempts to frighten them!\nAs I walked with 
 the back-markers past a farmhouse\, through a gate and into another field\
 , a voice came out of nowhere! “They’re in the wrong field\,” the vo
 ice said. *They’re on the wrong path! They’re frightening the sheep!
 ” We all looked around to see where the voice was coming from\, then out
  from the shadows came the shape of a giant of a man\, shotgun in hand\, f
 erocious bull dog by his side! This was where I\, Pony Shafter\, Dragon Sl
 ayer\, Hekkel\, and Twisted Sister slunk (or is it slunked?) off leaving F
 ilth to deal with the farmer’s rantings!\n(Have you ever wondered\, if b
 reeders mated a bull dog and a shitsu\, would it be called a bullshit?)\nE
 lsewhere on the hash -\nPiddler actually led the hash at one point\, strid
 ing ahead at a check and finding the correct route.\n\nRizzo fell in cowsh
 it\, and she also saved a frog! Meanwhile\, Sticky Bush found a toad.\n\nO
 vershot tried to short-cut through a field\, found it was a dead-end\, wen
 t back\, only to find out that the trail did go through that field after a
 ll!\n\nWhoever the host was at the beer stop (I don’t know who it was 
 ‘cos I never got to it) was a tad discombobulated (wow\, what a long wor
 d!) at Dead Man Walking as he helped himself to an unmade cocktail\, which
  makes him a COCK without a tail!\n\n(Have you ever wondered\, why is “a
  fear of long words” named hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?)\n\nBee
  Flicker looked after an elderly\, geriatric (no longer a spring chicken!)
  Gaffer.\n\nWhisperer and Bit of Ruff tried to lift a gate out of its hing
 es as everyone else was climbing over it!\n\nArriving back at the carpark\
 , GingGang got changed and waited\, and waited for Rod the Mod (aka Goolie
 ) to return. Dying for a wine\, but with no money\, she decided to raise h
 er own funds\, so did a bit of moonlighting\, standing underneath a street
  light\, flashing a……..wry smile to any passer-by!\nAt the pub – I h
 ave no idea what was being said or what was being done as I was busy doing
  my ‘dinner lady’ impersonation\, ladling out the curry\, chips\, and 
 naan breads\, all cooked by ‘that sweet child of mine’!\nBefore the do
 wn-downs\, there was a naming – Sarah\, minus her BIG dog!\nA Limerick!\
 nOn the hash\, after less than a mile\,\nHer BIG dog stopped to poo a grea
 t pile\,\nWe had to give her a name\,\nSurely it wouldn’t be tame!\nWas 
 it Big Dump\, Shitsu\, or Doggie Style?\nA 100th T-Shirt (vest) was awarde
 d to Bit of Ruff.\nDown-downs were awarded to the three hares- Under Cover
 \, Gary Glitter\, and Nokkers. And also to Bit of Ruff\, Filth\, and Doggy
  Style.\nAnd to finish\, have you ever wondered\, if quizzes are quizzical
 \, what are tests?\nOn-on\, Top Shelf\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
 \n\n\nThe Words Hash 1217 according to Top Shelf\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\
 n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTHE WORDS : HASH No.1217 - MODBURY\nA coincidence\, fate\
 , or just bad luck?\nThis time last year the hash was also from Modbury. T
 his time last year during the circle-up\, the question arose as to who was
  going to do the words. “What letter are we on?” asked Overshot. ‘T
 ’ was the reply. This time last year I dropped my head hoping to become 
 invisible\, but Marty saw me and bellowed “Top Shelf should do them!!”
 \n\nEXACTLY the same happened this week\, the only difference being that i
 t was Pugsley who ‘got’ me!\nAnd just like last year I walked the trai
 l\, saw very little and heard even less\, and just like last year\, becaus
 e I was serving the food at the pub I had no time to take notes or to list
 en to any ‘dirt’!\n\nSo\, relying on RA Re-Entry’s notes\, this is w
 hat happened  –\nWe were told at the circle by co-hare Gary Glitter tha
 t the long was 7½ miles\, the medium 6 miles\, the short 4 miles\, and th
 e walker’s route would be 2½ miles. So off we went\, over the main road
 \, up the steep Galpin Street where Sarah\, who runs with her BIG dog\, ca
 used a road block after the dog had dumped a BIG poo in the middle of the 
 road\, so BIG that it looked like a roundabout!\nOver the stile at the top
  of the hill we went and into the fields. After more stiles we were greete
 d by a veritable CORNucopia of tall plants. “None of your CORNy jokes he
 re please”\, I said to Pony Shafter\, as he picked off one of the veg an
 d stuck it between his legs…..”Look\,” he said\, “CORN-on-the-nob!
 ” (This conversation may\, or may not have happened!)\n(Have you ever wo
 ndered\, if CORN oil is made from CORN and vegetable oil is made from vege
 tables\, what is baby oil made from?)\n\nIt was also in this cornfield tha
 t Wet Spot hid amongst the plants in wait\, and then jumped out\, arms fla
 iling\, shouting “Boo”\, but his victims were pretty sCORNful of his a
 ttempts to frighten them!\nAs I walked with the back-markers past a farmho
 use\, through a gate and into another field\, a voice came out of nowhere!
  “They’re in the wrong field\,” the voice said. *They’re on the wr
 ong path! They’re frightening the sheep!” We all looked around to see 
 where the voice was coming from\, then out from the shadows came the shape
  of a giant of a man\, shotgun in hand\, ferocious bull dog by his side! T
 his was where I\, Pony Shafter\, Dragon Slayer\, Hekkel\, and Twisted Sist
 er slunk (or is it slunked?) off leaving Filth to deal with the farmer’s
  rantings!\n(Have you ever wondered\, if breeders mated a bull dog and a s
 hitsu\, would it be called a bullshit?)\nElsewhere on the hash -\nPiddler 
 actually led the hash at one point\, striding ahead at a check and finding
  the correct route.\n\nRizzo fell in cowshit\, and she also saved a frog! 
 Meanwhile\, Sticky Bush found a toad.\n\nOvershot tried to short-cut throu
 gh a field\, found it was a dead-end\, went back\, only to find out that t
 he trail did go through that field after all!\n\nWhoever the host was at t
 he beer stop (I don’t know who it was ‘cos I never got to it) was a ta
 d discombobulated (wow\, what a long word!) at Dead Man Walking as he help
 ed himself to an unmade cocktail\, which makes him a COCK without a tail!\
 n\n(Have you ever wondered\, why is “a fear of long words” named hippo
 potomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?)\n\nBee Flicker looked after an elderly\,
  geriatric (no longer a spring chicken!) Gaffer.\n\nWhisperer and Bit of R
 uff tried to lift a gate out of its hinges as everyone else was climbing o
 ver it!\n\nArriving back at the carpark\, GingGang got changed and waited\
 , and waited for Rod the Mod (aka Goolie) to return. Dying for a wine\, bu
 t with no money\, she decided to raise her own funds\, so did a bit of moo
 nlighting\, standing underneath a street light\, flashing a……..wry smi
 le to any passer-by!\nAt the pub – I have no idea what was being said or
  what was being done as I was busy doing my ‘dinner lady’ impersonatio
 n\, ladling out the curry\, chips\, and naan breads\, all cooked by ‘tha
 t sweet child of mine’!\nBefore the down-downs\, there was a naming – 
 Sarah\, minus her BIG dog!\nA Limerick!\nOn the hash\, after less than a m
 ile\,\nHer BIG dog stopped to poo a great pile\,\nWe had to give her a nam
 e\,\nSurely it wouldn’t be tame!\nWas it Big Dump\, Shitsu\, or Doggie S
 tyle?\nA 100th T-Shirt (vest) was awarded to Bit of Ruff.\nDown-downs were
  awarded to the three hares- Under Cover\, Gary Glitter\, and Nokkers. And
  also to Bit of Ruff\, Filth\, and Doggy Style.\nAnd to finish\, have you 
 ever wondered\, if quizzes are quizzical\, what are tests?\nOn-on\, Top Sh
 elf\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
LOCATION:Modbury Inn Brownston Street\, Modbury\, Devon\, PL21 0RQ
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