BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:254@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20190925T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20190925T230000 DTSTAMP:20191112T205225Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1220/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1220 - Rose and Crown DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words Hash 1220 according to Vinda loo\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe South Hams was certainly in the grip of Autumn as a crowd descended on  a darkening sky at Yealmpto n\, against a back drop of the orange coloured building that is the Rose a nd Crown. Parking spaces in the large car park were hotly contested\, and  Pony Shafter\, not to be deterred from the task in hand\, managed to man oeuvre into an area labelled No Parking. As we gathered\, we were told to look out for a missing youngster from the area\, who several hashers had u nwittingly passed on their way to the pub\, hopefully the lad had found hi s way home.   Late to the circle were Pinky and Pi\, Pinky had walk ed a marathon length to get the hash\, a long walk for a beer. We embarked on the route after the usual notices\, an early long short split nearly c aught some hashers out\, Gary Glitter and P*** Bag\, had to turn back a fter starting out on the long.  Meanwhile Cow Pat at the rear of the l ongs\, used her many years of hash experience to find the trail\, and was nearly trampled down by the ensuing longs\, wanting to gain their places a t the front.  Twisted Sister and Goolie had stepped in to the breach and laid a fine hash\, through fields of corn  and footpaths.  Surpris ingly Goolie had the energy to lay a hash after having to make his own p acked lunch for the day\, TS was not going to be sharing hers.   Even  Tyred Bunny conceded later that Goolie after 18 years of hashing was finally getting the idea of a good hash length\, in not laying  a 10 mil er.  There were a few arrows on the trail\, when interviewed on this sub ject Twisted Sister said ‘she couldn’t be arsed\, to lay a check’   Sweeping the longs were Lotarse and Barbarella\, so they kept us usua l lost causes (minus Olive) under control.  Nearing the end of the trai l\, some fairy lights could be seen and there was the hare\, with Rubbery \, dispensing Baileys in shot glasses. To save on washing up\, or to get a larger measure Hekkel decided to drink it straight from the bottle\, th at’s how they do it in Ermington- such guzzling later earned her a down down.  Back at the pub the hashers were spread far and wide\, some were sat watching Boris on TV\, particularly Whisperer who was so mesmerised\ , he forgot what he had seen on the run to tell the R.A.  Lucky to make it back was She’s Ready\, who had not realised that night time could be so much darker than daylight\, and not bought a torch.\n\nThe Jerk began his awards of the evening\, missing out was Sticky Bush\, hoping to be l ess sticky by staying at home and having a bath in her new tub.  Good jo b that Rizzo turned up\, as she was awarded a down down to go with her 3 00 runs T shirt\, she ignored the usual shouts of off\, led by Piddler\, and modelled it nicely for the camera.  As she was driving she nominated  Nice Buns for the drink.  Also picking up down downs were the hares  Goolie and Twisted Sister\, for a lovely trail.  For services to hashi ng in the dark was She’s Ready\, that earned her a half pint.  Cow Pa t got her drink for hash experience and was even seen kicking out a check \, she later remarked that she hadn’t done that for a while.  P*** Bag  could have earned a drink\, which she may have preferred to her less tha n palatable wine\, when asked by The Jerk if she had anything for him sh e tried to give him a £1 (cheap)\n\nAll in all it was a great evening out amongst friends\, with some exercise thrown in\, on on to next week at th e Dartbridge Inn\, Gomez has been asked by the pub for hashers to have a l ook at the menu online in advance and order ahead so that the chef has an idea of numbers. \n\n(you were right about your notes Jerk\, I couldn’ t read them)\n\n \n\nVindaloo \n\n\n\n\n\n\n - \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nT he Words Hash 1220 according to Vindaloo\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\nThe South Hams was certainly in the grip of Autumn as a crowd desce nded on  a darkening sky at Yealmpton\, against a back drop of the orang e coloured building that is the Rose and Crown. Parking spaces in the larg e car park were hotly contested\, and Pony Shafter\, not to be deterred f rom the task in hand\, managed to manoeuvre into an area labelled No Parki ng. As we gathered\, we were told to look out for a missing youngster from the area\, who several hashers had unwittingly passed on their way to the pub\, hopefully the lad had found his way home.   Late to the circle w ere Pinky and Pi\, Pinky had walked a marathon length to get the hash\ , a long walk for a beer. We embarked on the route after the usual notices \, an early long short split nearly caught some hashers out\, Gary Glitte r and P*** Bag\, had to turn back after starting out on the long.  Mea nwhile Cow Pat at the rear of the longs\, used her many years of hash ex perience to find the trail\, and was nearly trampled down by the ensuing l ongs\, wanting to gain their places at the front.  Twisted Sister and  Goolie had stepped in to the breach and laid a fine hash\, through fields of corn  and footpaths.  Surprisingly Goolie had the energy to lay a hash after having to make his own packed lunch for the day\, TS was no t going to be sharing hers.   Even Tyred Bunny conceded later that G oolie after 18 years of hashing was finally getting the idea of a good ha sh length\, in not laying  a 10 miler.  There were a few arrows on the trail\, when interviewed on this subject Twisted Sister said ‘she cou ldn’t be arsed\, to lay a check’  Sweeping the longs were Lotarse a nd Barbarella\, so they kept us usual lost causes (minus Olive) under con trol.  Nearing the end of the trail\, some fairy lights could be seen an d there was the hare\, with Rubbery\, dispensing Baileys in shot glasses. To save on washing up\, or to get a larger measure Hekkel decided to dr ink it straight from the bottle\, that’s how they do it in Ermington- su ch guzzling later earned her a down down.  Back at the pub the hashers w ere spread far and wide\, some were sat watching Boris on TV\, particularl y Whisperer who was so mesmerised\, he forgot what he had seen on the ru n to tell the R.A.  Lucky to make it back was She’s Ready\, who had n ot realised that night time could be so much darker than daylight\, and no t bought a torch.\n\nThe Jerk began his awards of the evening\, missing o ut was Sticky Bush\, hoping to be less sticky by staying at home and havi ng a bath in her new tub.  Good job that Rizzo turned up\, as she was awarded a down down to go with her 300 runs T shirt\, she ignored the usua l shouts of off\, led by Piddler\, and modelled it nicely for the camera.   As she was driving she nominated Nice Buns for the drink.  Also pi cking up down downs were the hares Goolie and Twisted Sister\, for a lo vely trail.  For services to hashing in the dark was She’s Ready\, th at earned her a half pint.  Cow Pat got her drink for hash experience a nd was even seen kicking out a check\, she later remarked that she hadn’ t done that for a while.  P*** Bag could have earned a drink\, which sh e may have preferred to her less than palatable wine\, when asked by The Jerk if she had anything for him she tried to give him a £1 (cheap)\n\nA ll in all it was a great evening out amongst friends\, with some exercise thrown in\, on on to next week at the Dartbridge Inn\, Gomez has been aske d by the pub for hashers to have a look at the menu online in advance and order ahead so that the chef has an idea of numbers. \n\n(you were right about your notes Jerk\, I couldn’t read them)\n\n \n\nVindaloo \n\n\n \n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Rose and Crown Market Street\, Yealmpton\, PL8 2EB GEO:50.348979473499234;-3.996191024780274 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Market Street\, Yealmpton\, PL8 2EB\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Rose and Crown:geo:50 .348979473499234,-3.996191024780274 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20190331T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR