BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:257@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20191016T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20191016T230000 DTSTAMP:20191112T220346Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1223/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1223 - Court Farm Inn DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHash 1222 T\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhHash 122 The Words according to Whisperere Words ac cording to Whisperer \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI was ordere d to do the words even though it was my birthday (on Saturday)\, shame tha t Vindaloo or Windy Puff didn’t turn up\, thanks you two.\n\nThere was a n announcement at the start of the hash from Rear Entry\, but do I report what I think I heard? Last time I got it wrong and Rear Entry &\; Just Horny were not expecting a baby\, but buying a puppy.  I think I’m righ t this time though because Just Horny was doing the short.\n\nIt was a wet shiggy trail\, through flooded bridle paths and wet ploughed fields\, Shi rt Lifter tried to do a wide overtake across a field and ran straight into a 2 foot deep pit of cow shit at the place where all the cows gather roun d their feeding thing\, he went up to his waste in it\, never short cut at night through a cow field\, others ran into a stampeding herd of cows tha t nobody knew was there.\n\nPiddler\, who was one of the Hares was nowhere to be seen until the end of the hash in the pub. At the bar\, he was firs t to be served and got first helpings to the buffet.   His only contribu tion was to drive the car to the beer stop and eat a pack of crisps\, thro wing the empty packet on the floor for other hashers to pick up and hand i nto Rubbery\, but Popeye gave him credit for the whole thing on facebook a fterwards\, with no mention of going down.  Posted before he heard the RA .\n\nComing Soon (I think) led hashers wrong \, running way past an arrow and into the wrong field scaring a herd of cows which nearly trampled over some people who were out working in the field.  Everybody got lost in th e woods around Decoy lake\, only S M Ellie got it right\, doing 5.25 on th e long.\, the rest of us did well over 6 miles.  I did 9 miles\, lost wit h Tyred Bunny\, LowTarse &\; Barbarella\, we only found the trail becau se Tyred Bunny had his phone and footpath app.\n\nJP did a good deed and d id some checking\, but the hashers he was trying to help went off and left him to walk alone for the rest of the hash.   Gaffer said on the hash t hat it was the best hash he had ever done in his life.  At the end of the hash Pugsley thought that he had flown round the route and was reminiscin g his raving days\, think he must have eaten some of the mushrooms that we re growing in the first field.\n\nLots of Teign Vally hashers were here to night\, Shit Faced (who is now a TV star)\, Arch Angel\, SmElie (used to b e one of us) and a few others I recognize\, Popeye from Haldon hash and 2 virgins which were given down downs\,  I can’t remember their names and neither did Bee Flicker even though he invited one of them and drove her to the hash.  Pony Shafter was training for a Triathlon\, he talked the t alk and walked the walk (ers route).\n\nDown Downs went to:\n\nMe\, Sticky Bush &\; Fallen Woman – Our Birthdays\nGoing Down – For being the only hare\nThe 2 Virgins – For being virgins\nShirt Lifter – For runni ng into that ditch.\nPony Shafter – Intense Triathlon training\n\n\n\n\n \n\n - \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHash 1222 T\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhHash 122 The Words according to Whisperere Words accord ing to Whisperer \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI was ordered to do the words even though it was my birthday (on Saturday)\, shame that Vi ndaloo or Windy Puff didn’t turn up\, thanks you two.\n\nThere was an an nouncement at the start of the hash from Rear Entry\, but do I report what I think I heard? Last time I got it wrong and Rear Entry &\; Just Horn y were not expecting a baby\, but buying a puppy.  I think I’m right th is time though because Just Horny was doing the short.\n\nIt was a wet shi ggy trail\, through flooded bridle paths and wet ploughed fields\, Shirt L ifter tried to do a wide overtake across a field and ran straight into a 2 foot deep pit of cow shit at the place where all the cows gather round th eir feeding thing\, he went up to his waste in it\, never short cut at nig ht through a cow field\, others ran into a stampeding herd of cows that no body knew was there.\n\nPiddler\, who was one of the Hares was nowhere to be seen until the end of the hash in the pub. At the bar\, he was first to be served and got first helpings to the buffet.   His only contribution was to drive the car to the beer stop and eat a pack of crisps\, throwing the empty packet on the floor for other hashers to pick up and hand into Rubbery\, but Popeye gave him credit for the whole thing on facebook after wards\, with no mention of going down.  Posted before he heard the RA.\n\ nComing Soon (I think) led hashers wrong \, running way past an arrow and into the wrong field scaring a herd of cows which nearly trampled over som e people who were out working in the field.  Everybody got lost in the wo ods around Decoy lake\, only S M Ellie got it right\, doing 5.25 on the lo ng.\, the rest of us did well over 6 miles.  I did 9 miles\, lost with Ty red Bunny\, LowTarse &\; Barbarella\, we only found the trail because T yred Bunny had his phone and footpath app.\n\nJP did a good deed and did s ome checking\, but the hashers he was trying to help went off and left him to walk alone for the rest of the hash.   Gaffer said on the hash that it was the best hash he had ever done in his life.  At the end of the has h Pugsley thought that he had flown round the route and was reminiscing hi s raving days\, think he must have eaten some of the mushrooms that were g rowing in the first field.\n\nLots of Teign Vally hashers were here tonigh t\, Shit Faced (who is now a TV star)\, Arch Angel\, SmElie (used to be on e of us) and a few others I recognize\, Popeye from Haldon hash and 2 virg ins which were given down downs\,  I can’t remember their names and nei ther did Bee Flicker even though he invited one of them and drove her to t he hash.  Pony Shafter was training for a Triathlon\, he talked the talk and walked the walk (ers route).\n\nDown Downs went to:\n\nMe\, Sticky Bus h &\; Fallen Woman – Our Birthdays\nGoing Down – For being the only hare\nThe 2 Virgins – For being virgins\nShirt Lifter – For running i nto that ditch.\nPony Shafter – Intense Triathlon training\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Court Farm Inn Court Farm Inn\, Abbotskerswell\, England\, TQ12 5P G\, Devon GEO:50.50700566264111;-3.6144524856695686 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Court Farm Inn\, Abbotskers well\, England\, TQ12 5PG\, Devon\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TI TLE=Court Farm Inn:geo:50.50700566264111,-3.6144524856695686 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20190331T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR