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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20191113T193000
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SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1227 AGPU - Wrangaton Golf Club
DESCRIPTION:Shorter hash than normal (hare limited to one bag of flour)\n\n
 Annual General P*ss Up. Election of Mismanagement Committee and free Buffe
 t provided for members. Non members price tbc\,\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHas
 h 1227 The Words according to Barbarella \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
 \n\n\n\n\nIt was a chilly\, frosty night as we circled up under an almost 
 full moon in the Golf Club carpark for Overshot’s last Hash as GM.  Its
  obviously time he retired – he couldn’t even be bothered to give us a
 ny history\; just a lame joke about the orangatang.\n\nHare and heir to th
 e GM throne ORDERED the slow-but-dependable Lowtarse\, Barbarella and Oliv
 e to do the 2.5 mile short.  Just Horny is going to have to rein him in o
 r he will become unbearable once the power of his new position goes to his
  head! However\, Olive showed what she is capable of by LEADING the short 
 run. Well done Olive! (even though it isn’t a race).\n\nSticky Bush and 
 Easily Led started the evening as they meant to go on with a pre-hash gin.
   Not fancying the short they turned off their torches and shortcutted. 
  However\, they were heard!  Singing ‘The Owl and the Pussycat’.   
 Ladies\, next time you short cut do it quietly!\n\nDimwit took a dive into
  a bog whilst trying to help Blue Nun.   Why didn’t he just leave him t
 o get stuck like any normal hasher would?  It turns out that Dimwit is af
 ter some lucrative work at Blue Nun’s place.  Ahh…..\n\nThere was app
 arently a violent outbreak on the hash with lots of shoving and barging. 
  However\, nobody sustained any injuries. Unlike Hekkel who was sporting 
 a black eye.  Social workers amongst us were heard muttering about domest
 ic violence.\n\nThe account of the evening then became rather lavatorial. 
  Lazy Git felt compelled to make use of the ball cleaning machine he foun
 d out on the golf course.  Ging gang (I don’t believe this for ONE minu
 te) was reported as having been jet propelled down the hill and Shirtlifte
 r returned to the club with mud on his bum after sliding all the way down 
 the slope.\n\nAnd the showers were COLD!\n\nDown downs were awarded to\nRe
  eentry\, Blue Nun\,\nGaffer and Vindaloo for their birthdays\, Overshot
  for services rendered as GM and Olive for winning the short.\n\nOn-on to 
 Aveton Gifford.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - Shorter hash than normal (hare limited t
 o one bag of flour)\n\nAnnual General P*ss Up. Election of Mismanagement C
 ommittee and free Buffet provided for members. Non members price tbc\,\n\n
 \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHash 1227 The Words according to Barbarella \n\n\n\n\
 n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIt was a chilly\, frosty night as we circ
 led up under an almost full moon in the Golf Club carpark for Overshot’s
  last Hash as GM.  Its obviously time he retired – he couldn’t even b
 e bothered to give us any history\; just a lame joke about the orangatang.
 \n\nHare and heir to the GM throne ORDERED the slow-but-dependable Lowtars
 e\, Barbarella and Olive to do the 2.5 mile short.  Just Horny is going t
 o have to rein him in or he will become unbearable once the power of his n
 ew position goes to his head! However\, Olive showed what she is capable o
 f by LEADING the short run. Well done Olive! (even though it isn’t a rac
 e).\n\nSticky Bush and Easily Led started the evening as they meant to go 
 on with a pre-hash gin.  Not fancying the short they turned off their tor
 ches and shortcutted.  However\, they were heard!  Singing ‘The Owl an
 d the Pussycat’.   Ladies\, next time you short cut do it quietly!\n\nD
 imwit took a dive into a bog whilst trying to help Blue Nun.   Why didn
 ’t he just leave him to get stuck like any normal hasher would?  It tur
 ns out that Dimwit is after some lucrative work at Blue Nun’s place.  A
 hh…..\n\nThere was apparently a violent outbreak on the hash with lots o
 f shoving and barging.  However\, nobody sustained any injuries. Unlike H
 ekkel who was sporting a black eye.  Social workers amongst us were heard
  muttering about domestic violence.\n\nThe account of the evening then bec
 ame rather lavatorial.  Lazy Git felt compelled to make use of the ball c
 leaning machine he found out on the golf course.  Ging gang (I don’t be
 lieve this for ONE minute) was reported as having been jet propelled down 
 the hill and Shirtlifter returned to the club with mud on his bum after sl
 iding all the way down the slope.\n\nAnd the showers were COLD!\n\nDown do
 wns were awarded to\nRe eentry\, Blue Nun\,\nGaffer and Vindaloo for thei
 r birthdays\, Overshot for services rendered as GM and Olive for winning 
 the short.\n\nOn-on to Aveton Gifford.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
LOCATION:Wrangaton Golf Club Golf Links Road\, Wrangaton\, Devon\, TQ10 9HJ
  
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