BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:266@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20191120T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20191120T230000 DTSTAMP:20240319T122221Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1228/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1228 - Fisherman's Rest DESCRIPTION:Hash 1228 The Words according to Bee Flicker\n\nWell what a has h last night was\, a lovely trail as said by many and very enjoyable too.  The new GM Rear Entry certainly brought new things to hashing on his fir st hash as GM\, not only a virgin came but also a trip to A+E for Dimmers . Rumour has it\, he had an accident in a pothole but I think it was real ly a ploy so he could get out of running the long\, and so he didn't have to collect the money too\, it was reported that Rear entry as trying to ki ll off hashers starting with dimmers\, maybe dimmers was getting too quick for RE`s liking\, lets hope Dimmers makes a speedy recovery\,\n\nWe had t he most amount of walkers we've ever had too\, maybe the hills had somethi ng to do with that\, or maybe it was because everyone was walking and look ing for the trail after getting lost after losing the trail after the beer stop. Was this due to a dodgy trail\, dead man walking and whisperer forg etting to lay the last part of the trail or too much alcohol\, we will nev er know.\n\nThings started going wrong right from the start when Pony Shaf ter left the lights on\, on his car and left it open too which resulted in Disappointing semi`s knickers being missing and what made that worse was the fact that she needed them after deciding to have a wee down her leg.\n \nIt was reported that Gary Glitter also fell in a pothole too\, was this the same pothole as mentioned earlier or are the south hams roads really t hat bad? They weren't enough to ruin Sex Waxs day though as she was heard to be auditioning for stars in their eyes and breaking out into songs\, fo r anyone who missed that\, maybe we will get a re run at the Christmas par ty weekend.\n\nMeaty whore was naughty too\, he kicked a check out the wro ng way and once he realised his mistake he went and followed the correct r oute\, WITHOUT correcting the check or telling anyone which resulted in EV ERYONE going the wrong way\, apparently\, so it was said to me.... this wa s GAFFAS fault\, everything is Gaffas fault\, even when he is not there\, its his fault\, i thought this was a bit harsh but probably true so i wont mention any names as to who told me (pony shafter) gaffa also became a he ro to the harriettes and led them to safety and didn't moan once...\n\nThi s brings me to the virgin Rachael\, she was warned about how us hashers ar e crazy and dance on tables naked\, this didn't put her off though as her reply was how she will " fit in very well then" it sounds like we have som ething to look forward too in the future\, something we need to remember f or a future naming maybe.\n\nThank you squashballs for another great RA an d for the resume\n\nDown downs were awarded to:\n\nSex wax for her amazing howling/singing\nDissapointing  semi for 2 infractions\nvirgin Rachel fo r her first hash and her confession\,\nHares dead man walking and whispere r\n\nOn the subject of down downs\, would Sex wax like to explain what hap pened to half of her down down and explain the empty glass which soon bec ame half full too\, was some cheating going on? oooooh the shame..... sham eeeeeeeeeeeee\n\nAnd finally i have to mention.... there might be a specia l Christmas cake at the Brixham weekend\, it wasn't meant to be a cake\, i t was meant to be a Christmas pudding that turned into a Christmas cake wi th STIR FRY ingredients\, ... I'm guessing something went slightly wrong t here Sticky bush... a story id love to hear.\n\nA big thank you to everyon e who came to the rescue and did what they needed to do in the event of Di mmers accident\, its great to know we are all in safe hands when things go wrong. - Hash 1228 The Words according to Bee Flicker\n\nWell what a hash last night was\, a lovely trail as said by many and very enjoyable too.  The new GM Rear Entry certainly brought new things to hashing on his first hash as GM\, not only a virgin came but also a trip to A+E for Dimmers. Rumour has it\, he had an accident in a pothole but I think it was really a ploy so he could get out of running the long\, and so he didn't have to collect the money too\, it was reported that Rear entry as trying to kill off hashers starting with dimmers\, maybe dimmers was getting too quick f or RE`s liking\, lets hope Dimmers makes a speedy recovery\,\n\nWe had the most amount of walkers we've ever had too\, maybe the hills had something to do with that\, or maybe it was because everyone was walking and lookin g for the trail after getting lost after losing the trail after the beer s top. Was this due to a dodgy trail\, dead man walking and whisperer forget ting to lay the last part of the trail or too much alcohol\, we will never know.\n\nThings started going wrong right from the start when Pony Shafte r left the lights on\, on his car and left it open too which resulted in D isappointing semi`s knickers being missing and what made that worse was th e fact that she needed them after deciding to have a wee down her leg.\n\n It was reported that Gary Glitter also fell in a pothole too\, was this th e same pothole as mentioned earlier or are the south hams roads really tha t bad? They weren't enough to ruin Sex Waxs day though as she was heard to be auditioning for stars in their eyes and breaking out into songs\, for anyone who missed that\, maybe we will get a re run at the Christmas party weekend.\n\nMeaty whore was naughty too\, he kicked a check out the wrong way and once he realised his mistake he went and followed the correct rou te\, WITHOUT correcting the check or telling anyone which resulted in EVER YONE going the wrong way\, apparently\, so it was said to me.... this was GAFFAS fault\, everything is Gaffas fault\, even when he is not there\, it s his fault\, i thought this was a bit harsh but probably true so i wont m ention any names as to who told me (pony shafter) gaffa also became a hero to the harriettes and led them to safety and didn't moan once...\n\nThis brings me to the virgin Rachael\, she was warned about how us hashers are crazy and dance on tables naked\, this didn't put her off though as her re ply was how she will " fit in very well then" it sounds like we have somet hing to look forward too in the future\, something we need to remember for a future naming maybe.\n\nThank you squashballs for another great RA and for the resume\n\nDown downs were awarded to:\n\nSex wax for her amazing h owling/singing\nDissapointing  semi for 2 infractions\nvirgin Rachel for her first hash and her confession\,\nHares dead man walking and whisperer\ n\nOn the subject of down downs\, would Sex wax like to explain what happe ned to half of her down down and explain the empty glass which soon becam e half full too\, was some cheating going on? oooooh the shame..... shamee eeeeeeeeeee\n\nAnd finally i have to mention.... there might be a special Christmas cake at the Brixham weekend\, it wasn't meant to be a cake\, it was meant to be a Christmas pudding that turned into a Christmas cake with STIR FRY ingredients\, ... I'm guessing something went slightly wrong the re Sticky bush... a story id love to hear.\n\nA big thank you to everyone who came to the rescue and did what they needed to do in the event of Dimm ers accident\, its great to know we are all in safe hands when things go w rong. CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Fisherman's Rest Fore Street\, Aveton Gifford\, Devon\, TQ7 4JL GEO:50.311954;-3.836579 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Fore Street\, Aveton Giffor d\, Devon\, TQ7 4JL\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Fisherman' s Rest:geo:50.311954,-3.836579 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20191027T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR