BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:269@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20191204T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20191204T230000 DTSTAMP:20191210T125736Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1232/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1232 - Loddiswell Inn DESCRIPTION:Due to change of ownership\, The pub is opening especially for us! So lots of Virgin fresh beer!\n\nLimited food on the night\, pob just cheesey chips! PLUS LEFT OVER XMAS CAKE!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe wor ds according to Boaty\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWell I’m st ill in shock ! After only missing a couple of hashes ( due to Family expan sion ) it seems there have been some drastic changes.\nFirstly I get to th e circle up  in the dead centre of Loddiswell and it Felt like I’d gon e back to work\, with needing to clock in ( Great idea by the way ) althou gh Gaffer was last to arrive\, and nobody seem bothered to let him know ab out the new system. Then! I couldn’t believe my ears! re-entry was recit ing history\, I was so amazed and confused that I can’t remember a word he said. So off we trot Into the cold \,Damp and dark lanes of Loddiswell \, about a mile in and I am really regretting wearing my mud claws (my gre en trainers )  as we were running in circles on the roads and I was a bi t like Bambi on ice \, A little further on we went down into the valley wh en it became very misty and halo and I were viciously attacked from behind by Overshot drenching us in mud and water and muttering something about w etting the babies head !\n\nThe remainder of the hash was thoroughly enjoy able and pleasant for me but here is what else has happened on the hash -\ n\nGary Glitter was seen stranded on a stone stile with legs dangling eith er side screaming for help \, then when she finally got back to the car pa rk she was having great difficulty trying to unlock Miss Mouthfuls Honda a nd after some time she asked for some help and was shown that she was tryi ng to open it with a Fiat key .\n\nIn the pub where there was no hot food and we had to survive on crisps and nuts\, although luckily Heckles incred ibly delicious leftover cake from the weekend  had appeared and was enjo yed by all.\n\nDoggie Style was  seen waving a pound in Overshots face t o which he responded “ it’s not me you need to give that to its Dimwit “ to which she replied  “ all you older ones look the same to me ”\n\nThen time for the RA \, but before The jerk commenced he brought ou t a bag of lost property from the weekend\, apart from a few dirty T-shirt s\, socks that everybody thought belonged to Whisperer\, his reply was “ I don’t wear that shit “ !!!\n\nthere was Filthy madam nail varnish\, which Meaty Whore didn’t even hesitate claiming!\n\nThen a nice red bel l which the Jerk was enjoying immensely until Barbarella Claimed it was he rs\, which we all know who she uses it to beckon.\n\nDown  Downs were aw arded to  :-\n\nTraffic for being the hare\n\nBeeflicker for sweeping\n\ nGary glitter for getting her leg over and hare\n\nPugsley for his 300th h ash\n\nBoaty Mc Boatface for being a Dad\n\n\n\nAlice's first trip to the pub\n\nOn on to Avon inn in Avonwick\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - Due to change of owne rship\, The pub is opening especially for us! So lots of Virgin fresh beer !\n\nLimited food on the night\, pob just cheesey chips! PLUS LEFT OVER XM AS CAKE!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe words according to Boaty\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWell I’m still in shock ! After only missin g a couple of hashes ( due to Family expansion ) it seems there have been some drastic changes.\nFirstly I get to the circle up  in the dead centr e of Loddiswell and it Felt like I’d gone back to work\, with needing to clock in ( Great idea by the way ) although Gaffer was last to arrive\, a nd nobody seem bothered to let him know about the new system. Then! I coul dn’t believe my ears! re-entry was reciting history\, I was so amazed an d confused that I can’t remember a word he said. So off we trot Into the cold \,Damp and dark lanes of Loddiswell \, about a mile in and I am real ly regretting wearing my mud claws (my green trainers )  as we were runn ing in circles on the roads and I was a bit like Bambi on ice \, A little further on we went down into the valley when it became very misty and halo and I were viciously attacked from behind by Overshot drenching us in mud and water and muttering something about wetting the babies head !\n\nThe remainder of the hash was thoroughly enjoyable and pleasant for me but her e is what else has happened on the hash -\n\nGary Glitter was seen strande d on a stone stile with legs dangling either side screaming for help \, th en when she finally got back to the car park she was having great difficul ty trying to unlock Miss Mouthfuls Honda and after some time she asked for some help and was shown that she was trying to open it with a Fiat key .\ n\nIn the pub where there was no hot food and we had to survive on crisps and nuts\, although luckily Heckles incredibly delicious leftover cake fro m the weekend  had appeared and was enjoyed by all.\n\nDoggie Style was   seen waving a pound in Overshots face to which he responded “ it’s not me you need to give that to its Dimwit “ to which she replied   “ all you older ones look the same to me ”\n\nThen time for the RA \, but before The jerk commenced he brought out a bag of lost property from t he weekend\, apart from a few dirty T-shirts\, socks that everybody though t belonged to Whisperer\, his reply was “ I don’t wear that shit “ ! !!\n\nthere was Filthy madam nail varnish\, which Meaty Whore didn’t eve n hesitate claiming!\n\nThen a nice red bell which the Jerk was enjoying i mmensely until Barbarella Claimed it was hers\, which we all know who she uses it to beckon.\n\nDown  Downs were awarded to  :-\n\nTraffic for b eing the hare\n\nBeeflicker for sweeping\n\nGary glitter for getting her l eg over and hare\n\nPugsley for his 300th hash\n\nBoaty Mc Boatface for be ing a Dad\n\n\n\nAlice's first trip to the pub\n\nOn on to Avon inn in Avo nwick\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Loddiswell Inn Loddiswell Inn\, Loddiswell\, England\, TQ7 4QJ\, D evon GEO:50.322847;-3.799494 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Loddiswell Inn\, Loddiswell \, England\, TQ7 4QJ\, Devon\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=L oddiswell Inn:geo:50.322847,-3.799494 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20191027T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR