BEGIN:VCALENDAR
VERSION:2.0
PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN
TZID:Europe/London
X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:270@sh4.org.uk
DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20191211T193000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20191211T230000
DTSTAMP:20191217T153407Z
URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1234/
SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1233 - The Avon Inn
DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe words according to Bit of Ruff\n\n\
 n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAs usual we were a bit late to the star
 t of the hash\, so missed the circle up and have nothing factual to report
  there... At a guess it went something like “are there any visitors / vi
 rgins?” – yes 3 virgins. Some fact through time\, again don’t know w
 hat it was but bound to be better than the random history of Avonwick. A n
 otice about post-Christmas hash bash\, then over to the hares - Dimwit des
 cribed it as an election special hash - full of shit! (And he wasn’t wro
 ng!) The usual 3 short\, 5 long\, flour and some virgin land too.\nThe onl
 y other news was that I was volunteered to do the words in my absence\, so
  that’s all you get I’m afraid.\n\nThe hash was mighty eventful though
 …\nAfter the super slippery cobble stones\, it was mud\, mud\, and more 
 mud… Oh and a good few streams – Dimwit and Lazy Git were going for a 
 full-on Plympton hash at the start\, or late entries into the Shiggiest ha
 sh of the year and the most distance covered along a small stream. It work
 ed as I have not seen Re-Entry run past us so many times on a hash\, and w
 ith everyone so close together\, the longs got to witness firsthand the sh
 ort cutting crimes of the shorts - no field left un diagonally crossed.\nA
 fter all the excitement of the mud\, and the longs realising that we had e
 nded up in South Brent\, it turned back into a South Hams (it’s not a) r
 ace back to the beer stop (expertly run by Marty and Freya) and then to th
 e pub - with a lot of short cutters spotted going down the main road.\n\nI
 n other news back at the pub (gathered by RA Goolie):\n\nSomeone didn’t 
 stop at the beer stop – the shame (but didn’t hear who it was).\nMarty
 ’s dog should be banned for being too enthusiastic.\nVirgins Jesse and L
 ucy forgot shoes and one of them had a hot body which got Tired Bunny exci
 ted.\nSticky Bush was caught looking in windows pretending to be checking 
 out Christmas trees.\nHekkle has submitted her PHD and started a knitting 
 circle.\nSquashed Balls has manly thighs.\nBoaty went around twice.\nComin
 g soon sat in a stream with his phone in his back pocket.\nVindaloo was ac
 cused of pushing people over in the stream.\nGingang got stuck on a fence\
 , only getting one leg over.\nOlive has a personal hasher and something ab
 out car keys.\nRe-Entry got his 200 t-shirt\, with everyone thinking he ha
 d done far more (but only 1 lap counts on a hash).\n\nThere were 2 birthda
 ys:\nLazy Git and JP – that were toasted in normal hash style.\n\nDown d
 owns went to:\nThe 2 virgins - Jesse and Lucy\nDimwit - hare\nLazy Git - h
 are and also his birthday\nJP - birthday\nRe- entry 200 runs\n\nAfter all 
 that\, it’s on-on to the Village Inn Thurlestone for hash 1234 where the
  dress code in the pub after is ‘Christmas Jumpers’.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - \
 n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe words according to Bit of Ruff\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\
 n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAs usual we were a bit late to the start of the has
 h\, so missed the circle up and have nothing factual to report there... At
  a guess it went something like “are there any visitors / virgins?” 
 – yes 3 virgins. Some fact through time\, again don’t know what it was
  but bound to be better than the random history of Avonwick. A notice abou
 t post-Christmas hash bash\, then over to the hares - Dimwit described it 
 as an election special hash - full of shit! (And he wasn’t wrong!) The u
 sual 3 short\, 5 long\, flour and some virgin land too.\nThe only other ne
 ws was that I was volunteered to do the words in my absence\, so that’s 
 all you get I’m afraid.\n\nThe hash was mighty eventful though…\nAfter
  the super slippery cobble stones\, it was mud\, mud\, and more mud… Oh 
 and a good few streams – Dimwit and Lazy Git were going for a full-on Pl
 ympton hash at the start\, or late entries into the Shiggiest hash of the 
 year and the most distance covered along a small stream. It worked as I ha
 ve not seen Re-Entry run past us so many times on a hash\, and with everyo
 ne so close together\, the longs got to witness firsthand the short cuttin
 g crimes of the shorts - no field left un diagonally crossed.\nAfter all t
 he excitement of the mud\, and the longs realising that we had ended up in
  South Brent\, it turned back into a South Hams (it’s not a) race back t
 o the beer stop (expertly run by Marty and Freya) and then to the pub - wi
 th a lot of short cutters spotted going down the main road.\n\nIn other ne
 ws back at the pub (gathered by RA Goolie):\n\nSomeone didn’t stop at th
 e beer stop – the shame (but didn’t hear who it was).\nMarty’s dog s
 hould be banned for being too enthusiastic.\nVirgins Jesse and Lucy forgot
  shoes and one of them had a hot body which got Tired Bunny excited.\nStic
 ky Bush was caught looking in windows pretending to be checking out Christ
 mas trees.\nHekkle has submitted her PHD and started a knitting circle.\nS
 quashed Balls has manly thighs.\nBoaty went around twice.\nComing soon sat
  in a stream with his phone in his back pocket.\nVindaloo was accused of p
 ushing people over in the stream.\nGingang got stuck on a fence\, only get
 ting one leg over.\nOlive has a personal hasher and something about car ke
 ys.\nRe-Entry got his 200 t-shirt\, with everyone thinking he had done far
  more (but only 1 lap counts on a hash).\n\nThere were 2 birthdays:\nLazy 
 Git and JP – that were toasted in normal hash style.\n\nDown downs went 
 to:\nThe 2 virgins - Jesse and Lucy\nDimwit - hare\nLazy Git - hare and al
 so his birthday\nJP - birthday\nRe- entry 200 runs\n\nAfter all that\, it
 ’s on-on to the Village Inn Thurlestone for hash 1234 where the dress co
 de in the pub after is ‘Christmas Jumpers’.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
LOCATION:The Avon Inn Plymouth Road\, Avonwick\, TQ10 9NB
GEO:50.41048600728175;-3.8114724556030524
X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Plymouth Road\, Avonwick\, 
 TQ10 9NB\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=The Avon Inn:geo:50.4
 1048600728175,-3.8114724556030524
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VTIMEZONE
TZID:Europe/London
X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London
BEGIN:STANDARD
DTSTART:20191027T010000
TZOFFSETFROM:+0100
TZOFFSETTO:+0000
TZNAME:GMT
END:STANDARD
END:VTIMEZONE
END:VCALENDAR