BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:279@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20200219T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20200219T230000 DTSTAMP:20200226T185251Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1245/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1245 - Horse and Groom DESCRIPTION:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Hash Words 1245 according to Woggle \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWoggle’s Words of Wisdom\, South Hams\, Version #1\n\nTrail # 1245\nLocation  Horse &\; Groom\, Bitt aford\nHares  Meaty Whore &\; Tight Fit\n\nCircle\nA grim\, chilly old night welcomed us to the Horse &\; Groom where\, thankfully\, the usua l preamble of parish notices and welcomes didn’t take too long thanks to a rather efficient Re-Entry calling us all to order in a timely fashion . Plympton H3’s hash mutt of the year 2019\, Zeppelin\, decided not to observe the GM’s request for a hash hush and promptly got his “dad” nominated to scribe. Great. The hare said a few words\, and then we were o ff.\n\nTrail\nAny self-respecting hares with a slight tendency to sadism w ould send the trail up that bloody great hill next to the pub. True to for m\, they did. Not nice\, some of the hash mutts had to sit down halfway up &\; take a breather. So\, we went up and into a lush grassy field with a howling gale and rain in our faces\, some of the wiser hashers got into short cut mode very early\, cut the field off and ran along the hedge. Ou t onto the road and still going up I heard two “runners”\, namely Stev e &\; Dave discussing football at great length. Surprised to hear nerd names on a trail I was shocked to see that the voices belonged to Oversho t &\; Dimwit. Still climbing\, we eventually arrived at a gate and th en through on to the Moor where the wind and rain really got their teeth i nto us making the non-existent marks even harder to find! The trail took a left turn and led us across the golf course where Dimwit was moaning ab out lack of power\, his torch apparently\, Flagenolay cursing that her d og was pulling too hard and she had no grip and Winnie the Poop ran thro ugh a rather large false trail X.\n\nEx long runner\, Woggle\, pulled out his sick note from Matron and did the short trail from here where nothing particularly exciting happened until he chanced upon an abandoned car par ked up a slope in a lane. Ah\, doggers he thought\, but on closer investig ation it was only the hare\, Meaty Whore with a pop-up bar offering gin &\; tonic\, cashews and olives. He apologised for the low standard of g in provided and went on to explain that his mum bought it in one of the lo w-cost German supermarkets and it came well recommended. Zeppelin had ol ives\, Woggle had the gin &\; tonic and very nice they were. Plympton Harriette’s She’s Ready &\; Scouting4Boys soon turned up and s wiftly made a large dent in the gin supply. So back at the pub it was a Pl ympton 1\,2\,3. We won the hash! Gaffer will be so proud of us.\n\nPub\n In the pub the South Hams hashers ate their suppers in the restaurant whil e the Plympton lot drank beer in the bar. Gaffer has spent much time try ing to recruit strong men to help him move his new Aga cooking appliance i nto position in their new South Hams home. Long suffering wife\, Yeuk in sists that it’s a lot of effort for something he’ll never use. When th e hashers had finished their suppers\, Squashed Balls hauled himself ont o a chair and started to tell some lies preceded by a long-winded joke tha t veteran comedian Des O’Connor would have been embarrassed by. Cracker Jack got very excited when awarded his 25th hash T shirt\, Lowtarse ha d a birthday\, Blue Nun apparently got involved with a spaniel\, Oversh ot doesn’t like to follow trails and does his own thing\, Bilko was o verheard moaning about her leg\, knees\, arse &\; hip injuries and when challenged about said ailments retorted saying “well\, I’m too slow t o hash with Plympton so that’s why I’m here tonight. When I’m all fi xed up I’m off back with them. Bugger you lot!” surprising what half a Stella can do to a mature lady!  B Flicker and Going Down did someth ing unintelligible. Zeppelin started self-harming after spending a week with my mother in law (to be fair\, if you’d met her……..) and took p rofessional advise from hash vet Re Entry and a  couple of SH4 hashers were overheard saying how much they enjoy hashing with Plympton as they ne ver know what to expect on a trail.\n\nFuture\n\nWednesday 26th The Trade sman’s Arms\, Stokenham c/o A Bit of Ruff\, Little Chef &\; Rusty B ottom\nTits 27th Mutley Plain C/P On down The Fortescue\, c/o Give us a Chew\nPH3 Sunday 1st March\, The Victory\, Honicknowle\, c/o Sh!t Name\n Wednesday 4th March\, Salcombe Rugby Club\, c/o Pugsley\nSki trip planne d for the summer\, see Dimwit for info.\n\nDisclaimer\nSome names have b een changed to protect the innocent\, some haven’t.\n\n\n\nonononononono nononononononononweloveplymptonh3ononononononononononononon\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Hash Words 1245 according to Woggle\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWoggle’s Words of Wisdom\, South Hams\, V ersion #1\n\nTrail # 1245\nLocation  Horse &\; Groom\, Bittaford\nHa res  Meaty Whore &\; Tight Fit\n\nCircle\nA grim\, chilly old night we lcomed us to the Horse &\; Groom where\, thankfully\, the usual preambl e of parish notices and welcomes didn’t take too long thanks to a rather efficient Re-Entry calling us all to order in a timely fashion. Plympto n H3’s hash mutt of the year 2019\, Zeppelin\, decided not to observe t he GM’s request for a hash hush and promptly got his “dad” nominated to scribe. Great. The hare said a few words\, and then we were off.\n\nTr ail\nAny self-respecting hares with a slight tendency to sadism would send the trail up that bloody great hill next to the pub. True to form\, they did. Not nice\, some of the hash mutts had to sit down halfway up &\; t ake a breather. So\, we went up and into a lush grassy field with a howlin g gale and rain in our faces\, some of the wiser hashers got into short cu t mode very early\, cut the field off and ran along the hedge. Out onto th e road and still going up I heard two “runners”\, namely Steve &\; Dave discussing football at great length. Surprised to hear nerd names on a trail I was shocked to see that the voices belonged to Overshot &\;  Dimwit. Still climbing\, we eventually arrived at a gate and then throug h on to the Moor where the wind and rain really got their teeth into us ma king the non-existent marks even harder to find! The trail took a left tur n and led us across the golf course where Dimwit was moaning about lack of power\, his torch apparently\, Flagenolay cursing that her dog was pu lling too hard and she had no grip and Winnie the Poop ran through a rat her large false trail X.\n\nEx long runner\, Woggle\, pulled out his sick note from Matron and did the short trail from here where nothing particul arly exciting happened until he chanced upon an abandoned car parked up a slope in a lane. Ah\, doggers he thought\, but on closer investigation it was only the hare\, Meaty Whore with a pop-up bar offering gin &\; to nic\, cashews and olives. He apologised for the low standard of gin provid ed and went on to explain that his mum bought it in one of the low-cost Ge rman supermarkets and it came well recommended. Zeppelin had olives\, W oggle had the gin &\; tonic and very nice they were. Plympton Harriett e’s She’s Ready &\; Scouting4Boys soon turned up and swiftly ma de a large dent in the gin supply. So back at the pub it was a Plympton 1\ ,2\,3. We won the hash! Gaffer will be so proud of us.\n\nPub\nIn the pu b the South Hams hashers ate their suppers in the restaurant while the Ply mpton lot drank beer in the bar. Gaffer has spent much time trying to re cruit strong men to help him move his new Aga cooking appliance into posit ion in their new South Hams home. Long suffering wife\, Yeuk insists tha t it’s a lot of effort for something he’ll never use. When the hashers had finished their suppers\, Squashed Balls hauled himself onto a chair and started to tell some lies preceded by a long-winded joke that veteran comedian Des O’Connor would have been embarrassed by. Cracker Jack go t very excited when awarded his 25th hash T shirt\, Lowtarse had a birth day\, Blue Nun apparently got involved with a spaniel\, Overshot doesn ’t like to follow trails and does his own thing\, Bilko was overheard moaning about her leg\, knees\, arse &\; hip injuries and when challeng ed about said ailments retorted saying “well\, I’m too slow to hash wi th Plympton so that’s why I’m here tonight. When I’m all fixed up I ’m off back with them. Bugger you lot!” surprising what half a Stella can do to a mature lady!  B Flicker and Going Down did something unin telligible. Zeppelin started self-harming after spending a week with my mother in law (to be fair\, if you’d met her……..) and took professio nal advise from hash vet Re Entry and a  couple of SH4 hashers were ove rheard saying how much they enjoy hashing with Plympton as they never know what to expect on a trail.\n\nFuture\n\nWednesday 26th The Tradesman’s Arms\, Stokenham c/o A Bit of Ruff\, Little Chef &\; Rusty Bottom\nT its 27th Mutley Plain C/P On down The Fortescue\, c/o Give us a Chew\nPH 3 Sunday 1st March\, The Victory\, Honicknowle\, c/o Sh!t Name\nWednesda y 4th March\, Salcombe Rugby Club\, c/o Pugsley\nSki trip planned for th e summer\, see Dimwit for info.\n\nDisclaimer\nSome names have been chan ged to protect the innocent\, some haven’t.\n\n\n\nonononononononononono nononononweloveplymptonh3ononononononononononononon\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Horse and Groom B3213\, Bittaford\, Devon\, PL21 0El GEO:50.397446;-3.877065 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=B3213\, Bittaford\, Devon\, PL21 0El\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Horse and Groom:geo: 50.397446,-3.877065 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20191027T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR