BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:297@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20201007T173000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20201007T213000 DTSTAMP:20201015T114949Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1259/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1259 - Barton Close Car Park Wembury DESCRIPTION:The words according to Twisted Sister\n\nThe wind and rain did little to dampen by high spirits as I left work and cycled to Wembury on m y shiny new bike\, not sure starting the hash damp was my smartest ever id ea but it did seem safer than getting a lift with Cowpat\, All Night Pepys looked a little shell shocked as Pat recounted her high speed signal free manoeuvres in the car on the way to the hash.\n\nFluffy dice had forgotte n to order the good weather for the 17:30 (he is a Plympton Hasher so I wi ll forgive him just this once but take note for next time!) so after a swi ft GM free circle up off we went. With some insider knowledge\, Hekkyl\, m yself and a slightly lame Ponyshafter (good to see you back on the trial P ony!) embarked upon an energy saving alternative route\, as we were joined by the rest of the pack Rear Entry had managed to make up for his tardy s tart and was in his usual FRB position\, no sign of Just Horny and Just En tered tho\, it appears the weather was too extreme for even the rain tent to cope with!\n\nAfter a bit of a panic when Ollie dog chose the wrong par ent and ran off with Jyde (Ollie soon realised his mistake and back tracke d to Hekkyl who had the treats) after another energy saving alternative ro ute I’m pleased to say that for the 2nd week running Hekkyl\, and I stre ngthened by the addition of Pony won the hash\, so while waiting for every one else to return we did what every normal person does on a wet Wednesday night and drank cider and wine in the car.\n\nIt was at this point the no velty of my shiny new bike dipped a little as I realised that I had anothe r 10 miles go to get home and it was now not only raining but dark too\, I briefly considered calling for lift but thought this would be an energy s aving alternative route too far. Being a fool hardy hasher off I went\, on the way home I met Low-T-Arse and Barberella on their way to the 19.30\, Low-T-Arse was clearly unimpressed with her daughters attempt at embodying the “be safe be seen” message claimed I was too bright (and she didn ’t mean academically!)\n\nIt appears that the 19:30’s were had also pu t their life on the line by venturing out in the dark and rain\, and Dimme rs narrowly missed from falling off the cliff\, it seems despite his day j ob Dimmers was unable operate a simple head torch so had reached out to Bl ue Nun for support and a light to guide his way only for Blue Nun to run o ff and leave him in the dark. I do hear that particular torch now has a da te with a soldering iron. Blue Nun can’t have been that fast as it is re ported that his beloved wife Olive managed to catch him up to claim a win for the 19.30 hash\, more training needed Blue Nun.\n\nIt also now seems t hat as well as being drinkers with a running problem the 19:30’s may hav e also developed a drug problem\, and I’m told the mushrooms were partic ularly good\, no cider or wine needed after the 19.30 route then.\n\nOn On to Wrangaton Golf Club our illustrious GM and hare for the week Rear Entr y has requested that all hashers for both waves make sure they have (worki ng) torches and mobile phones.\n\nTwisted Sister - The words according to Twisted Sister\n\nThe wind and rain did little to dampen by high spirits a s I left work and cycled to Wembury on my shiny new bike\, not sure starti ng the hash damp was my smartest ever idea but it did seem safer than gett ing a lift with Cowpat\, All Night Pepys looked a little shell shocked as Pat recounted her high speed signal free manoeuvres in the car on the way to the hash.\n\nFluffy dice had forgotten to order the good weather for th e 17:30 (he is a Plympton Hasher so I will forgive him just this once but take note for next time!) so after a swift GM free circle up off we went. With some insider knowledge\, Hekkyl\, myself and a slightly lame Ponyshaf ter (good to see you back on the trial Pony!) embarked upon an energy savi ng alternative route\, as we were joined by the rest of the pack Rear Entr y had managed to make up for his tardy start and was in his usual FRB posi tion\, no sign of Just Horny and Just Entered tho\, it appears the weather was too extreme for even the rain tent to cope with!\n\nAfter a bit of a panic when Ollie dog chose the wrong parent and ran off with Jyde (Ollie s oon realised his mistake and back tracked to Hekkyl who had the treats) af ter another energy saving alternative route I’m pleased to say that for the 2nd week running Hekkyl\, and I strengthened by the addition of Pony w on the hash\, so while waiting for everyone else to return we did what eve ry normal person does on a wet Wednesday night and drank cider and wine in the car.\n\nIt was at this point the novelty of my shiny new bike dipped a little as I realised that I had another 10 miles go to get home and it w as now not only raining but dark too\, I briefly considered calling for li ft but thought this would be an energy saving alternative route too far. B eing a fool hardy hasher off I went\, on the way home I met Low-T-Arse and Barberella on their way to the 19.30\, Low-T-Arse was clearly unimpressed with her daughters attempt at embodying the “be safe be seen” message claimed I was too bright (and she didn’t mean academically!)\n\nIt appe ars that the 19:30’s were had also put their life on the line by venturi ng out in the dark and rain\, and Dimmers narrowly missed from falling off the cliff\, it seems despite his day job Dimmers was unable operate a sim ple head torch so had reached out to Blue Nun for support and a light to g uide his way only for Blue Nun to run off and leave him in the dark. I do hear that particular torch now has a date with a soldering iron. Blue Nun can’t have been that fast as it is reported that his beloved wife Olive managed to catch him up to claim a win for the 19.30 hash\, more training needed Blue Nun.\n\nIt also now seems that as well as being drinkers with a running problem the 19:30’s may have also developed a drug problem\, a nd I’m told the mushrooms were particularly good\, no cider or wine need ed after the 19.30 route then.\n\nOn On to Wrangaton Golf Club our illustr ious GM and hare for the week Rear Entry has requested that all hashers fo r both waves make sure they have (working) torches and mobile phones.\n\nT wisted Sister CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Barton Close Car Park Wembury Barton Close\, Wembury\, Plymouth\, PL9 0 GEO:50.326592;-4.06967 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Barton Close\, Wembury\, Pl ymouth\, PL9 0\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Barton Close Ca r Park Wembury:geo:50.326592,-4.06967 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20200329T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR