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SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1370 - Wotter\, Moorland Hotel
DESCRIPTION:The Words according to Yeuck “Boulders and Scree” Or “Wot
 ter Gnarly Gaffer Trail“\n\nA brave group of hashers congregated at The 
 Moorland Hotel this evening \,unaware of what was instore on this Gaffer l
 aid trail !\n\nOur scantily clad GM brought everyone to order and after th
 e usual welcoming of newbies and notices asked Gaffer to step forward to b
 ig up his trail. Teasing us with the promise of much fun and adventure en 
 route he sent us on our way.\n\nHopeful that it wasn’t a sign of things 
 to come the longs immediately went the wrong way\, climbing up the hill on
  the short trail\, but were soon called back down and sent on their way. T
 he shorts carried on up and followed a track until they came across a boul
 der field\, by this time the longs having done a loop overtook the shorts 
 and bounded up the boulders in true mountain goat style\, unfortunately th
 e same couldn’t be said for the shorts who made quite a meal of it ! esp
 ecially Ging Gang who managed to trap a foot down every gulley. On climbin
 g to the top she had had enough and with Goolie in tow made a roundabout r
 eturn to the comfort of the pub.\n\nIf this hadn’t proved challenging en
 ough there was now a steep climb and then a slide down the scree laden des
 cent with a few joining Snot Gobbler’s “ Bum 1st Club” All made it b
 ack safe & sound after more meandering through streams\, open moorland\,ac
 ross roads and down gulleys.\n\nOlive & Lowtarse were offered a short cut 
 by the hare but stalwarts as they are refused and continued onto the bitte
 r end. I must mention that Olive had completed the Cardiff half marathon a
  few days previous.\n\nON DOWN Many took advantage of the delights of the 
 restaurant this evening and partook of a tasty meal\, while the rest of us
  propped up the bar. A few snippets recounted this evening:-\n\nRubbery in
  his usual style arrived late and was concerned when he couldn’t find th
 e other reprobates Twisted Sister & Heckle\n\nOvershot annoyed many on tra
 il tonight by pulling on their legs on the accent Poor Spotty Botty and he
 r bleeding leg (amputation required)\n\nGoolie falling up pub steps and th
 en showing off his lovely blue plaster\n\nTraffic not at all trying to to 
 hide her muddy bottom but at least she sat on a newspaper so as not to tra
 nsfer dirt onto seats GHR brought up the ordnance survey map on his phone 
 en route\, but still managed to send everyone the wrong way\n\nAnd best wi
 shes for a speedy recovery to Blue Nun after his altercation with a sheep 
 while out on his bike RA\n\nNice Buns called all to order And after a resu
 me of the evening’s events proceeded to award Snot gobbler with his 25th
  T-shirt\n\nDown Downs to:- Snot Gobbler- 25th T-Shirt Traffic - dirty bot
 t Gaffer - hare Spotty Botty - leg incident Meaty Whore - sparkly hands Ga
 ry Glitter - filthy hands Goolie- poorly finger\n\nON ON to next week:- th
 e Creek's end at Kingsbridge - The Words according to Yeuck “Boulders an
 d Scree” Or “Wotter Gnarly Gaffer Trail“\n\nA brave group of hashers
  congregated at The Moorland Hotel this evening \,unaware of what was inst
 ore on this Gaffer laid trail !\n\nOur scantily clad GM brought everyone t
 o order and after the usual welcoming of newbies and notices asked Gaffer 
 to step forward to big up his trail. Teasing us with the promise of much f
 un and adventure en route he sent us on our way.\n\nHopeful that it wasn
 ’t a sign of things to come the longs immediately went the wrong way\, c
 limbing up the hill on the short trail\, but were soon called back down an
 d sent on their way. The shorts carried on up and followed a track until t
 hey came across a boulder field\, by this time the longs having done a loo
 p overtook the shorts and bounded up the boulders in true mountain goat st
 yle\, unfortunately the same couldn’t be said for the shorts who made qu
 ite a meal of it ! especially Ging Gang who managed to trap a foot down ev
 ery gulley. On climbing to the top she had had enough and with Goolie in t
 ow made a roundabout return to the comfort of the pub.\n\nIf this hadn’t
  proved challenging enough there was now a steep climb and then a slide do
 wn the scree laden descent with a few joining Snot Gobbler’s “ Bum 1st
  Club” All made it back safe & sound after more meandering through strea
 ms\, open moorland\,across roads and down gulleys.\n\nOlive & Lowtarse wer
 e offered a short cut by the hare but stalwarts as they are refused and co
 ntinued onto the bitter end. I must mention that Olive had completed the C
 ardiff half marathon a few days previous.\n\nON DOWN Many took advantage o
 f the delights of the restaurant this evening and partook of a tasty meal\
 , while the rest of us propped up the bar. A few snippets recounted this e
 vening:-\n\nRubbery in his usual style arrived late and was concerned when
  he couldn’t find the other reprobates Twisted Sister & Heckle\n\nOversh
 ot annoyed many on trail tonight by pulling on their legs on the accent Po
 or Spotty Botty and her bleeding leg (amputation required)\n\nGoolie falli
 ng up pub steps and then showing off his lovely blue plaster\n\nTraffic no
 t at all trying to to hide her muddy bottom but at least she sat on a news
 paper so as not to transfer dirt onto seats GHR brought up the ordnance su
 rvey map on his phone en route\, but still managed to send everyone the wr
 ong way\n\nAnd best wishes for a speedy recovery to Blue Nun after his alt
 ercation with a sheep while out on his bike RA\n\nNice Buns called all to 
 order And after a resume of the evening’s events proceeded to award Snot
  gobbler with his 25th T-shirt\n\nDown Downs to:- Snot Gobbler- 25th T-Shi
 rt Traffic - dirty bott Gaffer - hare Spotty Botty - leg incident Meaty Wh
 ore - sparkly hands Gary Glitter - filthy hands Goolie- poorly finger\n\nO
 N ON to next week:- the Creek's end at Kingsbridge
CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
LOCATION:Wotter\, Moorland Hotel Moorland Hotel\, Wotter\, Plymouth \, PL7 
 5HP
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