BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:412@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20221116T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20221116T223000 DTSTAMP:20221122T055609Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1376-fireworks/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1376 - Fireworks - Journey's End DESCRIPTION:On down at hare's house\n\nThe words according Hekkel \n\n\n“ Who hasn’t done the Words in 2022?” called Grand Mattress Rizzo at a d ark and wet circle up to which I nearly pulled a sickie even at the prospe ct of simply sitting in the car with a jug of wine with Twisted Sister and Nutcracker. Unbidden\, up shot my arm without consulting with me\; ye god s\, my body continues to mess with me in ways you can’t imagine\; now it ’s decided it can write Words based on no information about the run what soever.. Thank goodness then\, for Rear Entry’s teeny tiny RA notes\; he re’s hoping I can make some sense of them\, although goodness knows no-o ne could at the down downs…\n\nRizzo is turning into quite the joker! I can’t remember the precise joke\, but I do remember it was actually funn y. Unlike some other jokers in the pack\, no Balls mentioned\; he just cau ses everyone to groan in pain when he recites his. Later on\, RA Rear Entr y declared that she had said ‘No’ to something\, but he left out the b it about what she said No to. She’s a mother\; the standard answer to ev erything when you’re a mother is ‘No’…\n\nHare Goolie gave his usu al made up number for his mileage\, adamant that his fireworks would go ah ead regardless of the naysayers and killjoys (guilty as charged m’lud) w ho had the temerity to suggest that it was too late now and to save them f or next year. ‘Not on your life’ he was heard to mutter grumpily\, and so they went ahead. You don’t cross Goolie and expect to get away with it\, and I gather the good folks of Plymouth really enjoyed them.\n\nThere was the usual shenanigans and whatnot on the run although thankfully I wa sn’t witness to them\; my sensitivities would have been well and truly f lustered at the sight of Muck Spreader having a wee\, and then\, I think i f I’m reading RE’s writing correctly\, setting it on fire – really? That must have taken some doing… Dimmers apparently led everyone astray – good strategy when you are reluctant to concede that your FRB days are turning into evenings Dimmers. Time to focus on that emerging cake icing and decorating career\, it’s looking really promising. Various others to ok their turn at the mandatory Getting Lost and Falling Over – well it w ouldn’t be a hash without reports of those\, whether they’re true or n ot.. Names named were Shaggy and Triple Top\, no doubt there were others t oo.\n\nSpeaking of naming names\, Bedpost – and No\, I won’t and never will\, use his full name\, and so it seems neither will he\, good lad… Maybe that was what Rizzo was saying No to as well…? What was I saying? Oh yes\, Bedpost was called forth and accused of attempting to manipulate his given name. I should say applauded for\, rather than accused\, howeve r it is true that in the No-rules of hashing\, Rule 654 of Article 6543\, sub-section 65432 states if a hasher attempts to retitle themselves they m ust stand before the assembly and take the risk of a renaming. Bedpost wou ld have been fine\, but he got Spunky\, which is just about ok I suppose. No tittering at the back though\, otherwise I’ll set school ma’am Spot ty Botty on to you.\n\nSelf-declared Adonis Gaffer (ummm\, you do know tha t according to Wiki he met a sticky end courtesy of the horns of a wild bo ar don’t you Gaffer\, are you sure you still want to be associated with him?) stripped off to receive his 200 runs t-shirt – not bad for a Plymp ton hasher when\, as one of the longest-serving members of SH4 Pugsley ca n only stump up 400 – oooh\, don’t get him started...\n\nOur lovely Vi ndaloo was serenaded in customary hash style\, much to the chagrin of the non-hashing diners in the pub. I thought they took it quite well consideri ng the decibel level although I noticed they didn’t at any point feel mo ved to join in. What? Don’t they know the words?\n\nDown downs went to: Hare Goolie (He Who Shall Not Be Told)\, and co-hare Low-t-Arse\, (she-who -has-been-known-to-get-lost-on-her-own-trail)\, Gaffer (He of Bronze-but-h orribly -dead Adonis fame)\, Dimmer (he-of-cake-decorating-stardom\, no-pr essure-at-all)\, newly renamed Spunky and Jyde (re-elected as Hash Hanger- On even though he has no clue what goes on at mis-management committee mee tings\, he’s just there for the social and chit-chat)\n\nOn-on to the Mu ssell Inn at Down Thomas\, ooh\, haven’t been there for a-a-a-a-ges…\n \nHekkel - On down at hare's house\n\nThe words according Hekkel \n\n\n “Who hasn’t done the Words in 2022?” called Grand Mattress Rizzo at a dark and wet circle up to which I nearly pulled a sickie even at the pro spect of simply sitting in the car with a jug of wine with Twisted Sister and Nutcracker. Unbidden\, up shot my arm without consulting with me\; ye gods\, my body continues to mess with me in ways you can’t imagine\; now it’s decided it can write Words based on no information about the run w hatsoever.. Thank goodness then\, for Rear Entry’s teeny tiny RA notes\; here’s hoping I can make some sense of them\, although goodness knows n o-one could at the down downs…\n\nRizzo is turning into quite the joker! I can’t remember the precise joke\, but I do remember it was actually f unny. Unlike some other jokers in the pack\, no Balls mentioned\; he just causes everyone to groan in pain when he recites his. Later on\, RA Rear E ntry declared that she had said ‘No’ to something\, but he left out th e bit about what she said No to. She’s a mother\; the standard answer to everything when you’re a mother is ‘No’…\n\nHare Goolie gave his usual made up number for his mileage\, adamant that his fireworks would go ahead regardless of the naysayers and killjoys (guilty as charged m’lud ) who had the temerity to suggest that it was too late now and to save the m for next year. ‘Not on your life’ he was heard to mutter grumpily\, and so they went ahead. You don’t cross Goolie and expect to get away wi th it\, and I gather the good folks of Plymouth really enjoyed them.\n\nTh ere was the usual shenanigans and whatnot on the run although thankfully I wasn’t witness to them\; my sensitivities would have been well and trul y flustered at the sight of Muck Spreader having a wee\, and then\, I thin k if I’m reading RE’s writing correctly\, setting it on fire – reall y? That must have taken some doing… Dimmers apparently led everyone astr ay – good strategy when you are reluctant to concede that your FRB days are turning into evenings Dimmers. Time to focus on that emerging cake ici ng and decorating career\, it’s looking really promising. Various others took their turn at the mandatory Getting Lost and Falling Over – well i t wouldn’t be a hash without reports of those\, whether they’re true o r not.. Names named were Shaggy and Triple Top\, no doubt there were other s too.\n\nSpeaking of naming names\, Bedpost – and No\, I won’t and ne ver will\, use his full name\, and so it seems neither will he\, good lad … Maybe that was what Rizzo was saying No to as well…? What was I say ing? Oh yes\, Bedpost was called forth and accused of attempting to manipu late his given name. I should say applauded for\, rather than accused\, ho wever it is true that in the No-rules of hashing\, Rule 654 of Article 654 3\, sub-section 65432 states if a hasher attempts to retitle themselves th ey must stand before the assembly and take the risk of a renaming. Bedpost would have been fine\, but he got Spunky\, which is just about ok I suppo se. No tittering at the back though\, otherwise I’ll set school ma’am Spotty Botty on to you.\n\nSelf-declared Adonis Gaffer (ummm\, you do know that according to Wiki he met a sticky end courtesy of the horns of a wil d boar don’t you Gaffer\, are you sure you still want to be associated w ith him?) stripped off to receive his 200 runs t-shirt – not bad for a P lympton hasher when\, as one of the longest-serving members of SH4 Pugsle y can only stump up 400 – oooh\, don’t get him started...\n\nOur lovel y Vindaloo was serenaded in customary hash style\, much to the chagrin of the non-hashing diners in the pub. I thought they took it quite well consi dering the decibel level although I noticed they didn’t at any point fee l moved to join in. What? Don’t they know the words?\n\nDown downs went to: Hare Goolie (He Who Shall Not Be Told)\, and co-hare Low-t-Arse\, (she -who-has-been-known-to-get-lost-on-her-own-trail)\, Gaffer (He of Bronze-b ut-horribly -dead Adonis fame)\, Dimmer (he-of-cake-decorating-stardom\, n o-pressure-at-all)\, newly renamed Spunky and Jyde (re-elected as Hash Han ger-On even though he has no clue what goes on at mis-management committee meetings\, he’s just there for the social and chit-chat)\n\nOn-on to th e Mussell Inn at Down Thomas\, ooh\, haven’t been there for a-a-a-a-ges …\n\nHekkel CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Journey's End The Journey's End\, Ringmore\, Devon\, TQ7 4HL GEO:50.297865;-3.895147 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Journey's End\, Ringmor e\, Devon\, TQ7 4HL\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Journey's End:geo:50.297865,-3.895147 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20221030T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR