BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:414@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20221130T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20221130T230000 DTSTAMP:20230104T110948Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1380/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1380 - Church House Inn (Stokenham) DESCRIPTION:The words according Half Hard But Playful \n\nWhat an eventful hash! At least it was for me. Very sorry for the tardiness of the words\, but better late than never – that would be a good hash name!\n\nWe all p ulled up at the Church House Inn in Stokenham on a chilly evening last Wed nesday with plenty of room to park – always makes me happy!\n\nBefore we even began RIZZO ‘had a fall’ on her bathroom floor\, but managed to gather up the pieces and make it to the start line. Apparently she lay the re for a while. (Another good hash name).\n\nRUSTY couldn’t see her watc h and must get some longer arms in future\, PUGSLEY too\, and RIZZO’s ar ms are too short. But off we went into the darkness. I quickly found mysel f all alone running the short and perhaps that would have been for the bes t\, as when I came to a check at the top of a hill\, I saw a car waiting w ith lights on and steamy windows. Thinking it was one of the hares\, I tro tted over and banged on the window to ask for directions. ‘Long or Short ?’ I said\, bouncing from leg to leg to keep warm. Only then did I reali se these were not hashers\, but a lovely couple who clearly had no privacy at home and so were playing with their long and shorts in the car. You wo uld have thought the steamy windows would have forewarned me but… On On. \n\nThis was not the last event.\n\nA short while later\, two ladies were heard screaming\, presumably something to do with LAZY GIT.\n\nWETSPOT\, w ho has been robbed by a hairdresser\, ran the short\, though I didn’t se e him as I found myself all alone\, on a boarded-up farm\, definitely NOT thinking about horror movies. Only to find myself a few moments later in s ome dark woods\, on my own\, with an owl\, definitely once more NOT thinki ng about horror movies. BLOWN OFF heard the owl\, and WINNIE saw something flying\, so def not just my imagination.\n\nYUCK did the walk\, as did LA ZY GIT and SQUASHED BALLS\, which reminds me of a couple of things. Paignt on Pixies are hermaphrodites\, according to SQUASHED BALLS and there are n o parrots in Mauritius. I’m still waiting for the punchline to both comm ents…\n\nGAFFER is unable to talk and run – very jealous of RIZZO and Co\, apparently. He ended up stuck between two pairs of ladies\, yabbering on by all accounts and ruining the evening peace.\n\nThere was a spot of trickery mind reading from LIVEWIRE who said SNOT GOBBLER was running so f ast he’s bound to get a stitch. Ten seconds later SNOT GOBBLER had a sti tch. They both found this HILARIOUS back at the pub and even managed to br iefly glance up from their phones.\n\nOVERSHOT moaned from beginning to en d. Does anyone know if he had flu? Did he mention it to anyone? Must ask.\ n\nSPOTTY BOTTY has been sacked from her new position for forgetting her e quipment\, while RUBBERY forgot where Stokenham was\, so there are no pre- run photos.\n\nBARARELLA got attacked by a triffid from that movie\, you k now the one\, War of the Worlds. No\, not that movie. What’s it called? Oh\, yes. Day of the Triffids.\n\nPUGSLEY managed to rack up an additional 0.7 miles\, despite running with NICE BUNS.\n\nLots and lots of virgins a nd visitor who turned out not to be virgins\, but didn’t want to get los t by his dad.\nUNDERCOVERS son went so undercover they lost each other\, a repeat of an event many moons ago when UNDERCOVERS left him outside a sho p. Not related to the above\, at all.\n\nBack to the pub and downdowns wen t to OVERSHOT\, RIZZO\, FALLEN WOMAN (700 hashes!!!)\, WET SPOT\, MORTICIA and GOMEZ.\n\nOn On.\n\nPS. SH24.org (an easy typo) takes you to a very d ifferent page… - The words according Half Hard But Playful \n\nWhat an e ventful hash! At least it was for me. Very sorry for the tardiness of the words\, but better late than never – that would be a good hash name!\n\n We all pulled up at the Church House Inn in Stokenham on a chilly evening last Wednesday with plenty of room to park – always makes me happy!\n\nB efore we even began RIZZO ‘had a fall’ on her bathroom floor\, but man aged to gather up the pieces and make it to the start line. Apparently she lay there for a while. (Another good hash name).\n\nRUSTY couldn’t see her watch and must get some longer arms in future\, PUGSLEY too\, and RIZZ O’s arms are too short. But off we went into the darkness. I quickly fou nd myself all alone running the short and perhaps that would have been for the best\, as when I came to a check at the top of a hill\, I saw a car w aiting with lights on and steamy windows. Thinking it was one of the hares \, I trotted over and banged on the window to ask for directions. ‘Long or Short?’ I said\, bouncing from leg to leg to keep warm. Only then did I realise these were not hashers\, but a lovely couple who clearly had no privacy at home and so were playing with their long and shorts in the car . You would have thought the steamy windows would have forewarned me but … On On.\n\nThis was not the last event.\n\nA short while later\, two la dies were heard screaming\, presumably something to do with LAZY GIT.\n\nW ETSPOT\, who has been robbed by a hairdresser\, ran the short\, though I d idn’t see him as I found myself all alone\, on a boarded-up farm\, defin itely NOT thinking about horror movies. Only to find myself a few moments later in some dark woods\, on my own\, with an owl\, definitely once more NOT thinking about horror movies. BLOWN OFF heard the owl\, and WINNIE saw something flying\, so def not just my imagination.\n\nYUCK did the walk\, as did LAZY GIT and SQUASHED BALLS\, which reminds me of a couple of thin gs. Paignton Pixies are hermaphrodites\, according to SQUASHED BALLS and t here are no parrots in Mauritius. I’m still waiting for the punchline to both comments…\n\nGAFFER is unable to talk and run – very jealous of RIZZO and Co\, apparently. He ended up stuck between two pairs of ladies\, yabbering on by all accounts and ruining the evening peace.\n\nThere was a spot of trickery mind reading from LIVEWIRE who said SNOT GOBBLER was ru nning so fast he’s bound to get a stitch. Ten seconds later SNOT GOBBLER had a stitch. They both found this HILARIOUS back at the pub and even man aged to briefly glance up from their phones.\n\nOVERSHOT moaned from begin ning to end. Does anyone know if he had flu? Did he mention it to anyone? Must ask.\n\nSPOTTY BOTTY has been sacked from her new position for forget ting her equipment\, while RUBBERY forgot where Stokenham was\, so there a re no pre-run photos.\n\nBARARELLA got attacked by a triffid from that mov ie\, you know the one\, War of the Worlds. No\, not that movie. What’s i t called? Oh\, yes. Day of the Triffids.\n\nPUGSLEY managed to rack up an additional 0.7 miles\, despite running with NICE BUNS.\n\nLots and lots of virgins and visitor who turned out not to be virgins\, but didn’t want to get lost by his dad.\nUNDERCOVERS son went so undercover they lost each other\, a repeat of an event many moons ago when UNDERCOVERS left him out side a shop. Not related to the above\, at all.\n\nBack to the pub and dow ndowns went to OVERSHOT\, RIZZO\, FALLEN WOMAN (700 hashes!!!)\, WET SPOT\ , MORTICIA and GOMEZ.\n\nOn On.\n\nPS. SH24.org (an easy typo) takes you t o a very different page… CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Church House Inn (Stokenham) Church House Inn\, Stokenham\, Devon\ , TQ7 2SZ GEO:50.274284;-3.674603 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Church House Inn\, Stokenha m\, Devon\, TQ7 2SZ\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Church Hou se Inn (Stokenham):geo:50.274284,-3.674603 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20221030T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR