BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:420@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20221221T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20221221T230000 DTSTAMP:20230104T110520Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1383-olives-christmas-carol-extrava ganza-fancy-dress/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1383 - Olives Christmas Carol Extravaganza!\, Fa ncy Dress - George & Dragon DESCRIPTION:Fancy Dress\, Christmas Theme\n\nThe 1383 words according to Jy de \n\nI have no idea why anyone would think that Hekkel writes the words for me. Pure fantasy. And yes I was delighted to be nominated to do the wo rds...\n\nIt was a cold and blustery night. Hashers stood all around liste ning to the prophet Rizzo. Yonder into the night they strode or in Re-entr ys case\, bounced into the dark forest and forbidding heathland. I think h e should be called Tigger.\n\nApparently\, everyone returned although in m y case\, being stuck in the thicket with Know Nuts and our esteemed hare W innie the Pooh\, it did not seem a certainty\, particularly when Winnie an nounced that she was not quite sure of the way.\n\nEarly on in the proceed ings Boaty\, clearly on the scrounge for a down-down\, was caught having a wee\, by an innocent hasher following him saying\, ‘I’m looking’ th en realised it should have been ‘I’m checking.’ Either way Boaty’ s privates have been discussed (and I quote Olive\, having relieved her of her extensive notes) ‘at length’.\n\nAccording to Olive\, Boaty\, rea lly trying to steal the limelight again\, is apparently a trustee of somet hing. My notes do not conclude of what but there is I think a need for tr ustees and supporters of the British Toilet Association. See above for app ropriate link…\n\nIn other news\, the hares had fun turning a check into a phallic symbol and Rubbery tried to walk the same mileage as showed up on his scales.\n\nOnto a new venture\, Olive proceeded as RA to summarise the last 12 months. A brave and confusing diary which I will attempt to re port ‘accurately’.\n\nJanuary. Rubbery hasn’t laid a hash yet. Movi ng on\n\nFebruary. George Michaels famous naming based on being near the t oilet as the RA spotted him\n\nMarch. Flour shortage due to pancake demand . Nice Buns multitasks by auditioning for Calendar Girls at Marlborough vi llage hall and directing the hash. Something about Traffic and organisatio nal skills.\n\nApril. The ‘keep on running’ thread\, unanimously banne d Who gives a shit from posting more than one joke a day but the committee would like to take a firmer stance than this and limit the damage to one a week. Rizzo came in for approbation for increasingly cringeworthy jokes presumably caught off Who Gives a shit on their car journey.\n\nMay. Rude names month. Olive assures us that the 3 musketeers are happy with their names\, however (authors note) I do need to report that we have not seen t hem recently…\n\nJune. Wonderful summer BBQ at No Principles abode. Ket chup catastrophe caused by WGaS\, cleaning bill still outstanding.\n\nJuly . Fab weekend. Reportedly Dimmers/drunk/starting fight/collecting subs deb acle so we can only be happy for Dimmers that he has passed the responsibi lity of debt collecting to Winnie. Goolie whinging about beer\, now that ’s unusual. Piddler grumbling…... Ging gang grumbling but brightened u p when she bought a bed for the night in Fallen women’s van.\n\nAugust. Was all about Spotty Botty\, as RA\, awarding herself a down down.\n\nSept ember. Squash balls get lost laying his own hash. We all know his reputat ion in that dept.\n\nOctober. Big up to the fabulously energetic and help ful hasher Re Entry. Olive’s notes seem to indicate PTSD from #Dartmoor #wilderness #scary #Ginggang not able to vault across gates #dont follow R earentry #Olive&Lowtarse&Barbarella (henceforth to be known as the Three L ost Causes) barely get home #shambles\n\nNovember. The fireworks that weren’t. Renaming of Spunky which incidentally was Blue Nuns nickname\, him having the name of CMahne. Santa Clause is cautioned. No Principles collects big black present.\n\nDecember. was all about Overshot\, complain ing about man flu\, a Dartmoor resident paying him off to shut him up and Olive’s bedtime stories making up for a lack of childhood comforting. So meone please ask him whether he is OK? And Rubbery has still not laid a h ash\n\nNo I didn’t understand most of that either. And I was there for almost all of it.\n\nThanks go to the pub\n\nOn on to the next one\nJyde \n - Fancy Dress\, Christmas Theme\n\nThe 1383 words according to Jyde \n\ nI have no idea why anyone would think that Hekkel writes the words for me . Pure fantasy. And yes I was delighted to be nominated to do the words... \n\nIt was a cold and blustery night. Hashers stood all around listening t o the prophet Rizzo. Yonder into the night they strode or in Re-entrys cas e\, bounced into the dark forest and forbidding heathland. I think he shou ld be called Tigger.\n\nApparently\, everyone returned although in my case \, being stuck in the thicket with Know Nuts and our esteemed hare Winnie the Pooh\, it did not seem a certainty\, particularly when Winnie announce d that she was not quite sure of the way.\n\nEarly on in the proceedings B oaty\, clearly on the scrounge for a down-down\, was caught having a wee\, by an innocent hasher following him saying\, ‘I’m looking’ then rea lised it should have been ‘I’m checking.’ Either way Boaty’s priv ates have been discussed (and I quote Olive\, having relieved her of her e xtensive notes) ‘at length’.\n\nAccording to Olive\, Boaty\, really tr ying to steal the limelight again\, is apparently a trustee of something. My notes do not conclude of what but there is I think a need for trustees and supporters of the British Toilet Association. See above for appropria te link…\n\nIn other news\, the hares had fun turning a check into a pha llic symbol and Rubbery tried to walk the same mileage as showed up on his scales.\n\nOnto a new venture\, Olive proceeded as RA to summarise the la st 12 months. A brave and confusing diary which I will attempt to report ‘accurately’.\n\nJanuary. Rubbery hasn’t laid a hash yet. Moving on \n\nFebruary. George Michaels famous naming based on being near the toilet as the RA spotted him\n\nMarch. Flour shortage due to pancake demand. Nic e Buns multitasks by auditioning for Calendar Girls at Marlborough village hall and directing the hash. Something about Traffic and organisational s kills.\n\nApril. The ‘keep on running’ thread\, unanimously banned Who gives a shit from posting more than one joke a day but the committee woul d like to take a firmer stance than this and limit the damage to one a wee k. Rizzo came in for approbation for increasingly cringeworthy jokes pres umably caught off Who Gives a shit on their car journey.\n\nMay. Rude name s month. Olive assures us that the 3 musketeers are happy with their names \, however (authors note) I do need to report that we have not seen them r ecently…\n\nJune. Wonderful summer BBQ at No Principles abode. Ketchup catastrophe caused by WGaS\, cleaning bill still outstanding.\n\nJuly. Fab weekend. Reportedly Dimmers/drunk/starting fight/collecting subs debacle so we can only be happy for Dimmers that he has passed the responsibility of debt collecting to Winnie. Goolie whinging about beer\, now that’s un usual. Piddler grumbling…... Ging gang grumbling but brightened up when she bought a bed for the night in Fallen women’s van.\n\nAugust. Was all about Spotty Botty\, as RA\, awarding herself a down down.\n\nSeptember. Squash balls get lost laying his own hash. We all know his reputation in that dept.\n\nOctober. Big up to the fabulously energetic and helpful has her Re Entry. Olive’s notes seem to indicate PTSD from #Dartmoor #wilder ness #scary #Ginggang not able to vault across gates #dont follow Rearentr y #Olive&Lowtarse&Barbarella (henceforth to be known as the Three Lost Cau ses) barely get home #shambles\n\nNovember. The fireworks that weren ’t. Renaming of Spunky which incidentally was Blue Nuns nickname\, him h aving the name of CMahne. Santa Clause is cautioned. No Principles colle cts big black present.\n\nDecember. was all about Overshot\, complaining a bout man flu\, a Dartmoor resident paying him off to shut him up and Olive ’s bedtime stories making up for a lack of childhood comforting. Someone please ask him whether he is OK? And Rubbery has still not laid a hash\n \nNo I didn’t understand most of that either. And I was there for almos t all of it.\n\nThanks go to the pub\n\nOn on to the next one\nJyde \n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:George & Dragon George &\; Dragon\, Dartmouth\, TQ6 9NG GEO:50.353376;-3.578253 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=George & Dragon\, Dartmouth \, TQ6 9NG\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=George & Dragon:geo :50.353376,-3.578253 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20221030T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR