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SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1395 - Wrangaton Golf Club
DESCRIPTION:The words according to Rizzo\n\nWrangaton Golf Club\n\nUnder a 
 clear starry sky the night began with an air of danger. “It took 8 hours
  to lay” we were told by hare Re-Entry “and I’ve used 8 bags of fl
 our”… well even with my limited mathematical skills I deduced that was
  only 1 bag per hour. And with the threat of snow\, surely that wasn’t e
 nough to send us all out onto the open moor?\n\nWith a boycott on jokes\, 
 no visitors or virgins crazy enough to tackle the plummeting temperatures
 \, no notices\, and absolutely no offers to do the words (I volunteered be
 fore hypothermia set in) we were quickly on our way.\n\nIt didn’t take l
 ong it seems for Barbie and Barberella  to become quite lost on the wa
 lkers route\, another excuse for Piddler to complain\, while hypothermic
  confusion set in for poor Ching Chong as she was seen sporting her sons
  trousers and calling Winnie ‘Pooh’ and Shaggy ‘Scooby’.\n\nOu
 r ever stoic Little Chef suffered a dire lack of coordination while hiki
 ng up a hill (another hypothermic symptom) and fell\, rolling her ankle. W
 ithout any fuss she was seen dragging her leg all the way back to the Golf
  Club– quite commendable!\n\nThe feud between Who Gives a Shit and We
 tspot continued for yet another week\, with WGAS insulting Wetspot fo
 r his decrepit water crossings\, then promptly falling into a bog and pul
 ling a calf muscle. “Instant karma” declared Wetspot.\n\nIt was great
  to see Filth upright again after a weekend away in Exeter mostly on her
  back\, as it was to see the ever glamorous Miss Mouthful\, despite nursi
 ng her clubbing based wounds.\n\nTriple Top’s performance on the run was
  only mildly hindered by an injury to his right arm\, the strain apparentl
 y caused by some sort of over use\, while Olive and co\, under strict in
 struction  went short\, as the second long was too ‘technical’ (anoth
 er word for lacking in flour Re-Entry?)\n\nReturning to the welcome light
 s of the club house we quickly discovered two of our seasoned hashers were
  missing in action\, Rusty Bottom and Under Covers hadn’t returned b
 y the time Squash Balls had finished his RAing from the back of a golfin
 g card. Slightly panicked I started to form a search and rescue plan in my
  head\, basing the task ahead around my pint of cider. I decided if they s
 till weren’t back by the time I’d finished my pint we would form a res
 cue mission…. I then proceeded to drink my pint very slowly\,  keeping 
 everything crossed we wouldn’t have to pull our soggy trainers back on a
 gain and head out into the bitter night.\n\nWell as luck would have it\, j
 ust as I took my final sip the weary wanderers returned! Having completed 
 a bonus extra 2 miles\, it transpired that Under Covers had led our Rus
 ty astray by insisting they follow the Puffing Billy trail despite a comp
 lete lack of flour. Thank goodness Rusty had her mobile phone with her\,
  and was able to relay an SOS message to Lactaster while uploading Googl
 e maps\, moments before her phone ran out of battery and died!\n\nAs we de
 briefed the incident a disgruntled Re-Entry complained that no-one had a
 ctually seen his neatly arranged stone circle on the Puffing Billy\, but 
 Blown Off rightly pointed out the path was in fact completely made up of 
 stones. At this point Pugsley offered up the suggestion of painting ston
 es purple in the future. Just one word: NOOOO!\n\nAs it was too cold to te
 ll my joke at circle up\, and not wanting to break with tradition\, here i
 t is now…. What’s funnier: the moors or a forest? The moors of course-
  they’re hill-areas! (yes I can hear your groans from here!)\n\nTonight
  down downs were awarded to:\nRe-Entry – hare\nFilth – for a weekend
  on her back\nMiss Mouthful and Yuk – for their birthday celebrations
 \nGoolie – for the worst parking of the financial year\nBarbie and Ba
 rberella – for getting lost\nLittle Chef  – for her bravery\nChing 
 Chong – as a representative of DNA (the National Dyslexia Association)\
 n\nIt’s On On to East Prawle.\nRizzo x - The words according to Rizzo\n\
 nWrangaton Golf Club\n\nUnder a clear starry sky the night began with an a
 ir of danger. “It took 8 hours to lay” we were told by hare Re-Entry
  “and I’ve used 8 bags of flour”… well even with my limited mathe
 matical skills I deduced that was only 1 bag per hour. And with the threat
  of snow\, surely that wasn’t enough to send us all out onto the open mo
 or?\n\nWith a boycott on jokes\, no visitors or virgins crazy enough to t
 ackle the plummeting temperatures\, no notices\, and absolutely no offers 
 to do the words (I volunteered before hypothermia set in) we were quickly 
 on our way.\n\nIt didn’t take long it seems for Barbie and Barberella
   to become quite lost on the walkers route\, another excuse for Piddler
  to complain\, while hypothermic confusion set in for poor Ching Chong 
 as she was seen sporting her sons trousers and calling Winnie ‘Pooh’
  and Shaggy ‘Scooby’.\n\nOur ever stoic Little Chef suffered a dir
 e lack of coordination while hiking up a hill (another hypothermic symptom
 ) and fell\, rolling her ankle. Without any fuss she was seen dragging her
  leg all the way back to the Golf Club– quite commendable!\n\nThe feud b
 etween Who Gives a Shit and Wetspot continued for yet another week\, w
 ith WGAS insulting Wetspot for his decrepit water crossings\, then pro
 mptly falling into a bog and pulling a calf muscle. “Instant karma” d
 eclared Wetspot.\n\nIt was great to see Filth upright again after a wee
 kend away in Exeter mostly on her back\, as it was to see the ever glamoro
 us Miss Mouthful\, despite nursing her clubbing based wounds.\n\nTriple T
 op’s performance on the run was only mildly hindered by an injury to his
  right arm\, the strain apparently caused by some sort of over use\, while
  Olive and co\, under strict instruction  went short\, as the second lo
 ng was too ‘technical’ (another word for lacking in flour Re-Entry?)\
 n\nReturning to the welcome lights of the club house we quickly discovered
  two of our seasoned hashers were missing in action\, Rusty Bottom and 
 Under Covers hadn’t returned by the time Squash Balls had finished hi
 s RAing from the back of a golfing card. Slightly panicked I started to fo
 rm a search and rescue plan in my head\, basing the task ahead around my p
 int of cider. I decided if they still weren’t back by the time I’d fin
 ished my pint we would form a rescue mission…. I then proceeded to drink
  my pint very slowly\,  keeping everything crossed we wouldn’t have to 
 pull our soggy trainers back on again and head out into the bitter night.\
 n\nWell as luck would have it\, just as I took my final sip the weary wand
 erers returned! Having completed a bonus extra 2 miles\, it transpired tha
 t Under Covers had led our Rusty astray by insisting they follow the P
 uffing Billy trail despite a complete lack of flour. Thank goodness Rusty
  had her mobile phone with her\, and was able to relay an SOS message to
  Lactaster while uploading Google maps\, moments before her phone ran ou
 t of battery and died!\n\nAs we debriefed the incident a disgruntled Re-E
 ntry complained that no-one had actually seen his neatly arranged stone c
 ircle on the Puffing Billy\, but Blown Off rightly pointed out the path 
 was in fact completely made up of stones. At this point Pugsley offered 
 up the suggestion of painting stones purple in the future. Just one word: 
 NOOOO!\n\nAs it was too cold to tell my joke at circle up\, and not wantin
 g to break with tradition\, here it is now…. What’s funnier: the moors
  or a forest? The moors of course- they’re hill-areas! (yes I can hear 
 your groans from here!)\n\nTonight down downs were awarded to:\nRe-Entry 
 – hare\nFilth – for a weekend on her back\nMiss Mouthful and Yuk 
 – for their birthday celebrations\nGoolie – for the worst parking of 
 the financial year\nBarbie and Barberella – for getting lost\nLittle 
 Chef  – for her bravery\nChing Chong – as a representative of DNA (
 the National Dyslexia Association)\n\nIt’s On On to East Prawle.\nRizzo 
 x
CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
LOCATION:Wrangaton Golf Club Golf Links Road\, Wrangaton\, Devon\, TQ10 9HJ
  
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